Anna
Yeah, I’m with Eve back at my apartment.
Jess
So Emily contacted me
Jess
Yeah, she was on the airplane.
Jess
First that trenchant bitch Dr. Smith was maneuvering some sort of
Jess
lazy puppetry with her telling me that...
Jess
they were going to be taken to a resort for safety...
Jess
but after one of the clones knocked her out, she told me the truth
Jess
They are being taken to a place called Saint X in the Ukraine, or so she thinks.
Jess
Yeah. So the good news is, I have a guy in the Ukraine. Anton
Anna
What does that mean, you have a guy in the Ukraine?
Jess
I have a guy. He does things. He is also a guy who has guys.
Jess
And I think they’ll be able to get them out of there.
Jess
I said that we would meet them in the next 48 hours
Anna
You already talked to this guy?
Jess
I’m talking to him while I’m talking to you.
Anna
So what the hell is he saying
Jess
He’s having one of his guys check it out.
Anna
And how do we know he’s a reliable person and not
Anna
just going to sell the girls into being sex slaves
Jess
Did we meet under seedy circumstances?
Jess
But unlike you, he knows how to execute these types of things.
Jess
He’s not sloppy about just setting off bombs like
Jess
they’re drunken text messages to ex-boyfriends at 2am.
Jess
He’s also not a pimp. And he owes me a few favors.
Anna
I don’t even want to know why.
Jess
Yeah, it’s better that you don’t ask.
Jess
Just know that he’ll get the job done. We need to be there.
Anna
How are we getting over there though?
Jess
You and Eve have a passport?
Anna
Yeah. Well, I do, but Eve doesn’t.
Anna
Though I don’t really have the money to fly to the Ukraine.
Jess
Yeah, that’s my problem too. However -
Jess
when I was looking into Eve’s background...
Jess
it looks like her parents are loaded
Anna
You’re suggesting that Eve steal from her parents!?
Jess
The fuckers have been in on it...
Jess
why not have them fund our recon mission?
Anna
She doesn’t have a passport, but...
Anna
she said she’d get the money.
Jess
Also, Anton is saying that his guy will probably need money to execute this.
Anna
I thought you said he owes you favors??
Jess
He does. His guys don’t.
Anna
Eve wants to know how much…
Anna
How the hell is she supposed to take all of this without her parents noticing…
Jess
Well, you know, I have my friend The Monkey.
Jess
If we can get access into her parents' account...
Jess
he can maneuver getting out the funds.
Anna
What info do you need?
Jess
What’s Eve's dad's full name?
Anna
Martin Thomas Childs.
Jess
Social security number?
Anna
Wait, if you get that...
Anna
what are you going to drain his bank account?
Anna
But if you do that, won’t the bank shut down his account??
Anna
For strange activity buying plane tickets etc?
Jess
Dear, amateur Anna, we’re going to take out one large chunk of cash...
Jess
so just trust the criminals okay?
Anna
Fine. His social security number 503-05-0756
Jess
My way of saying excellent
Anna
So what’s the plan then?
Jess
Once we have the money, and we forward it to Anton’s guy.
Jess
We’ll be able to go more ahead with the plan.
Jess
But for now, we need to get the money
Anna
So what, do they do all the work?
Jess
They’ll probably bring them to us
Anna
Will they give us weapons?
Jess
We can probably have our pick, but not sure how involved we’ll be.
Jess
Again, more details along with the money.
Anna
How long will it take you to get the money?
Jess
The Monkey is a genius.
Jess
He’ll probably have it done in…
Jess
Oh wait, he has it done!
Jess
Now, you need to pack your bags and meet me
Jess
at the Burger King on Wiley Pike.
Jess
Yes, I like to drink chocolate milkshakes before...
Jess
possibly being shot to death during international incidents.
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