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Jess?? Is this still your number?
Jess
Uh, yeah, who is this?
Jess
What kind of sick fucking joke is this?
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No it’s really me
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I’m not dead. I’m in a diner in Norwalk. A stranger let me borrow their phone
Jess
I watched them bury you, so don’t tell me you’re alive
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It was a lie
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Listen, I was taken into a lab for experiments and I just escaped.
Jess
What the hell do you mean?
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I need you to drive up here and get me. I can’t tell anyone where I am
Jess
What kind of Marvel Universe shit is this? If this is real, why not call your devastated parents??
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They were in on it
Jess
I’m sorry but I don’t believe you. Whoever you are, fuck off
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Yeah, so will you drive up here??
Jess
Sorry, I’m still in the dead best friend not dead zone right now
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SNAP OUT OF IT!
Jess
What kind of experiments??
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I’ll get into it when you pick me up. We need a place for me to hide, until I can figure things out.
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There are other girls like me that need my help too.
Jess
Emily, some men in suits just came to my door
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Don’t answer it
Jess
Won’t it look more suspicious if I don’t??
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Please tell me they were Mormons
Jess
No dice. Government dudes. There’s a black SUV on the street
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SHIT! Are they gone yet??
Jess
They just fucking busted into my place like they owned it without my permission
Jess
Said I might be “aiding” and “abetting” someone.
Jess
When I asked who they said never mind
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Sounds like them for sure
Jess
Yeah, well I told them they were pigs before they left
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Shit, I wonder if this means they’ll tail you
Jess
No worries, girl, I parked around the block, I’m just going to slip out the back
Jess
By the way, now that we’re alive, you owe me $200
Jess
Yeah that I donated to some charity in your dead ass name
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Just come get me. It’s the Rainbow Diner
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Actually, screw that, it will be somewhere else, because they just pulled up here
Jess
What are you going to do??
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These assholes are fast
Jess
How am I going to get in touch with you??
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The person who let me borrow the phone went to the bathroom…I’ll mail it back to them later
Jess
Still a thief. Not surprised. Just tell me where you are when you get there
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I’m slipping out through the kitchen right now
Jess
This is right fucked you know
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Believe me I know
Jess
Okay, I just got to my car. Those assholes in the SUV passed by but didn’t see me
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Keep them off your tail
Jess
Please girl, you know how I drive
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Yeah, I remember. Make sure not to run over any animals or take out any pedestrians on your way here
Jess
Wait, so how am I going to get in touch with you if you’re leaving
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I’m heading into the public library
Jess
They definitely won’t find you there, since you’ve never read a book in your life
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Stop with the jokes. Just get here!
Jess
When you get to cover, you want to give me some light reading about maybe WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
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It’s a long story.
Jess
Try me, and who are these other girls who need help?
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My sisters. I’ll tell you more later
Jess
Your sisters? You’re an only child…
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I’ll explain later!! Where can we go?
Jess
My friend James has a lake house. I can find out where it is and we can hide out there
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How do you know this James
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NO, are you nuts!?
Jess
I’ve known him for three weeks. He doesn’t have to know we’re stowing away there.
Jess
He’s on a business trip anyway. Or maybe screwing some other girl...
Jess
since everyone is such a goddamn cheater on that app
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They’re here
Jess
WHAT!? How many of them are looking for you??
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They’re probably casing the tristate area
Jess
Is there a way to get out??
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I think I’m screwed
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Listen, track down Dr. Angela Smith and ask her about the XY Experiments!
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She’s in Cleveland, Ohio
Jess
There’s like 800 Angela Smiths in google!
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Fuck! They spotted me
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Her number is 216-555-2020
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I’m smashing the phone now so they don’t see this! SAVE ME
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