Jess
Hey Dr. Smith, you miserable, scheming, deleterious C-word
Jess
Oh I know. You’re probably going to ignore me
Jess
That’s cool. But oh, hey, you might want to peruse through your clones on the bus and notice that maybe someone important is missing.
Jess
Maybe someone named Sophie
Jess
Get your attention yet?
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Where is she…
Jess
Ahhhh, I knew I’d hit a sweet spot. I’ll tell you if you let the rest of the clones go
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I can’t do that.
Jess
Then just give us my new friend’s sister Adrienne, and my friend Emily
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I can’t do that either. I don’t think you know what’s at stake here
Jess
I think I do. My friend’s lives. Remember my friend The Monkey?
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He can’t destroy my data. I backed it up since you returned it
Jess
Who said anything about data?
Jess
I’m thinking bigger this time. I think as a Go Big or Go Home thinker yourself, you might appreciate this
Jess
If you don’t let them all go, the Monkey is going to release all the names of the other clones...
Jess
and we’re going to go live on every station on TV with Sophie to expose everything.
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You can’t do that!
Jess
Then don’t let me. Do as I ask
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I don’t think you understand here. We took all these girls because we have to protect them
Jess
Yeah, I’m sure that’s what you want us all to believe and maybe if you went about this in a little bit more of a collaborative manner...
Jess
I’d believe you, but here we are
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If I let your friends free, then the government will track them down and kill them. And as you know the government is everywhere
Jess
So maybe we all go to Mexico
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It’s not like that. They will find them. They all have to leave with us to the place we are taking them
Jess
And where is this place? Another lab?
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I can’t tell you that. I can tell you they will be anonymous there, and get to live their lives
Jess
This is very reminiscent of the time my mum told me my dog Jax ran away...
Jess
When really they pumped him full of pentobarbital to put him down
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Where is Sophie
Jess
Give me back our people first
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Nope. You tell me where she is, and then we’ll negotiate.
Jess
So you’re willing to negotiate
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Sophie is important to me
Jess
Yeah, we’ve established this and I don’t like going around in circles
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She’s my daughter
Jess
And the plot thickens! If she’s your daughter, then how did you not notice her missing?
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We thought she ran away.
Jess
Does she know she’s your daughter?
Jess
Well, well, well…mother of the year right here
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Tell me where she is and then we’ll negotiate. Like I said.
Jess
She’s in a car right now with one of our people on her way over here.
Jess
A route we can change at any time, if I don’t like what you’re saying to me
Jess
Let them all go, and you can have your daughter back
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I will not let them all go.
Jess
Then show us Adrienne and Emily. Right now.
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You’re on the property??
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I’m not showing you, until Sophie arrives. Understand? Otherwise we’ll get on this plane.
Jess
Then we shoot Sophie. That’s always an option too
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You wouldn’t do that, and you know it. Sophie gets here, now.
Jess
Do you see that white Chevy Cavelier?
Jess
Show us Emily and Adrienne.
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Show me Sophie first
Jess
No dice. The girls are walking toward the car, or I give my friend the go-ahead to speed off into the dark blue yonder.
Jess
I’m guessing too, that since the government is everywhere, that every extra second you take, they will be more onto you.
Jess
Great, now have them start walking toward us
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Show me Sophie
Jess
I will show you Sophie once they get 100 more feet away from you
Jess
Good. You should see Sophie now
Jess
WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!
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I’m sorry. I knew Sophie would run to me if you let her go. I shot your friends with a mild sedative.
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They aren’t dead. But they will be coming with us.
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We only have the best interests of the girls in mind. And they are mine. Sorry.
Jess
You’re a liar, you don’t care about them!!
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Stay back, or Otto will shoot you all.
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I also have another person in the woods near you, so watch how you move…and by that I mean, don’t until the plane takes off.
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I can’t let you jeopardize their lives
Jess
WE’RE GOING TO EXPOSE YOU AND GET THEM BACK!! YOU’LL SEE!
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