Jess
You better be texting me right now to tell me where you’re taking them! By the way, I’m sitting here with the Monkey.
Jess
In about three hours we’re going to go live with everything you’ve done.
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It’s not Dr. Smith.
Jess
What do you mean, it’s not Dr. Smith?? Then who the hell is this?
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Jess, I need you to chill out. It’s Emily.
Jess
I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU’D STEAL THAT BITCH’S PHONE! Do you need me to come get you?? Where are you??
Jess
We’ve been sitting here trying to figure a way to find you.
Jess
Just tell me where you are, and we’ll be on our way
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She’s letting me borrow her phone to tell you that I’m okay
Jess
I’m sorry, there’s no way I’m going to believe that.
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Seriously, Jess. It’s me.
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I just came to about 45 minutes ago. I’m fine.
Jess
How are you fine when you are on a plane with someone who shot you with a tranquilizer gun and kidnapped you on the plane
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Yeah. That’ll bruise a bit. But they were just taking precautions
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She knew what would be best for us.
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Eventually we would have been tracked down, and probably killed.
Jess
You’re talking like a robot.
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It’s just the drugs still wearing off.
Jess
Where are they taking you?
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She’s says it’s better not to know right now.
Jess
But how do I see you then?
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I think that you just don’t for awhile.
Jess
What do you mean I DON’T!?
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You did your part to save me
Jess
Pfft. You can’t just come back from the dead you know and leave your best friend for THE THIRD TIME
Jess
Can I call you still? At this number maybe?
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Yes, that’s possible she said.
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And she apologizes for earlier and thanks you to helping lead us to safety.
Jess
Yeah, well you can still tell her I’d pop off her lower jaw if I ever see her in public
Jess
Come on, Em. Just tell me where you’re going so I can come get you. We can blow off and go to Mexico or something
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Right now things need to be top secret so the wrong people don’t come here.
Jess
It’s not like the government has a chip in me
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They are just taking precautions.
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She’s here too…
Jess
Something still feels off here Em.
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No seriously, things are just fine, you have to believe me. They are taking us to some sort of resort-ish place
Jess
Resort-ish? Since when do you talk like that
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They are trying to keep us safe
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Listen, I have to go now
Jess
When will you be in touch again??
Jess
Please, Em, if they are hurting you in any way…
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I don’t have much time.
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One of the other clones just knocked Dr. Smith out.
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That was me typing to you, but that bitch was looming over me telling me what to say this entire time...
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And she had the audacity to correct what I was going to write like some sort of grammar Nazi!
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Ugh I hate that.
Jess
Someone knocked her out??!
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Yes, I don’t have much time.
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She’s the only one who knows I had the phone, so am crouching in a corner, while her goons are piling on.
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She wanted me to make sure you thought everything was fine so you’d leave everything alone.
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She seemed to be really worried about what The Monkey was going to do.
Jess
Wait, where are you right now??
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We’re on a plane. They are apparently flying us to the Ukraine to some place called Saint Simon X.
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I don’t know. More lab experiments. Don’t you have one of your crime meathead guys out there?
Jess
Yes, Anton. And he’s not a meathead. He’s very smart.
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We’re going to need his help.
Jess
Save your ass for a third time??
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I have to go for real this time.
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I’m deleting this conversation entirely
Jess
Don’t worry, we’ll get you out of there!
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I really hope so.
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