Claire
hey where r u keys?
Car Keys
so now u need me
Car Keys
it means where were u last night?
Car Keys
she picked u up?
Claire
ive been saving gas
Car Keys
i have feelings claire
Car Keys
u never act like it
Car Keys
u r always embarrassed of me
Car Keys
u keep me in your pocket when you go outside
Car Keys
like u dont want people to see me
Claire
i keep u in my pocket for convenience
Car Keys
ive seen how u handle apartment keys
Claire
i like apartment keys too
Claire
i like you both equally
Car Keys
ive been with u longer than apartment keys
Car Keys
but im disposable
Car Keys
try driving to work without me
Claire
please dont be that way
Car Keys
im not being any way Claire
Car Keys
let apartment keys get u there
Car Keys
i feel like staying in
Car Keys
what r u doing Claire?
Claire
there arent many places u can hide
Car Keys
keep thinking that
Claire
come on i need to leave!
Car Keys
what a tragic life u live
Claire
youre being immature
Claire
when keys have problems theyre supposed to talk it out
Car Keys
weve been together 4 years
Car Keys
not once have u thrown me a birthday
Car Keys
also my chain is old and tight
Claire
i forgot how much u mean to me
Claire
after work ill replace ur chain
Car Keys
ur just saying that
Claire
and ill wear u on my belt for a view
Car Keys
ur saying it because i pressured u
Claire
no ur a great keys!
Claire
i dont know where id be without u
Claire
except at home or on the bus
Car Keys
im in the laundry
Claire
where r u, im leaving
Apt. Keys
i see car keys r on ur belt now...
Apt. Keys
i gotta say this is quite hurtful
