Inner Fatty
Doritos. We want Doritos.
Inner Decider
Helllllll yeahhhhh
Inner Realistic
Don't do it, we don't need it. Pick up the almonds.
Inner Decider
UGH, true, true...we want almonds.
Inner Realistic
Well I mean we don't have to lie to ourselves haha, we don't want the damn almonds, but we're getting them. Better for us.
Inner Fatty
Okay, almonds AND Doritos.
Inner Realistic
Um, do we need a reminder that we've gained 25 pounds since the beginning of the school year 😒
Inner Fatty
UM, Earth to us we are beautiful no matter what and we deserve some eefing Doritos... Finals were a bitch okay 👏
Inner Realistic
Yeah, and we ate our way through finals week too..
Inner Decider
Woah there. We decided to eat that much because, well...how else are we suppose to study 24/7 for a week straight?!
Inner Realistic
Okay, yes the snacks helped, but could we have gotten just as good of grades? Probably.
Inner Fatty
We are beautiful no matter what we weigh and we needed those snacks during finals just as much as we need them now.
Inner Realistic
Yeah, but we've been saying that for months and now look at us.
Inner Fatty
Well then I guess now that we already hit rock bottom, Doritos can't do much more damage!
Inner Realistic
That's the most ridiculous thing we've ever heard...
Inner Decider
Plane is about to board I need to make a damn decision
Inner Decider
Ugh people are starting to stare and we're starting to sweat
Inner Realistic
You know what's right for us.
Inner Decider
Blah, blah, blah, yeah, yeah, yeah😒
Inner Realistic
Heard it a million times huh? Maybe try being realistic for once?! Great things might happen!
Inner Fatty
Well that just doesn't sound like any fun.
Inner Fatty
Yeah, wrap it up...our body is starting to eat itself..
Inner Realistic
Do you want our friends from high school to see us like this?
Inner Fatty
We don't care about people from high school...
Inner Decider
Given...this has been decided for about a year now.
Inner Realistic
Well we care a lot about that guy in our English class...
Inner Decider
Actually that hasn't been quite decided yet.
Inner Decider
But he definitely is all that and a bag of chips.
Inner Decider
Or even the best thing since sliced bread
Inner Decider
Haha we are funny...I've decided.
Inner Realistic
Realistically, we're hilarious. But also realistically he's not gonna want us if we don't slim down.
Inner Fatty
If he doesn't want us cuz we are a tad over-weight we don't want him anyway, thank you very much.
Inner Decider
AND we decided we won't be one of those girls that needs a boy to be happy.
Inner Realistic
Fair enough, but we also don't need Doritos to be happy...
Inner Fatty
We need to make a choice,we're goin nuts.
Inner Realistic
Ha!! Nuts it is!
Inner Decider
OKAY PRINGLES!
Inner Realistic
All this for Pringles..
Inner Fatty
I can live with it.
Inner Realistic
That was the most pointless 30 minutes of our life.
Inner Decider
Yuuuummmm😍 this was the right choice
Inner Fatty
We could use like 2 more servings.
Inner Realistic
We're gonna regret this.
Inner Realistic
Now what..
Inner Fatty
Why haven't we started eating...
Inner Decider
I can decide what way to eat it.
Inner Fatty
What do u mean?! It's a chip... Put it in the mouth, chew and swallow already!
Inner Decider
Well one side like fits on the tongue perfectly while the other side doesn't but it has more flavoring.
Inner Realistic
We think way to much.
Inner Decider
If only I was the one who decided how to make Pringles.
Inner Realistic
Yeah right we can hardly decide what song to listen too.
Inner Realistic
But obviously the side that fits on the tongue cuz that's clearly how they were intended to be eaten by the Pringles people.
Inner Fatty
But we get more tasty goodness with the other side? Duh.
Inner Realistic
Well what if the side that doesn't fit doesn't have a lot of flavoring and we got stuck with the worst Pringle situation ever
Inner Philosopher
I was gonna try to butt out of this one, but this is extremely metaphorical...
Inner Realistic
You again... Everytime why am I surprised...How could this possibly have meaning...
Inner Philosopher
Like do we play life safe and choose what we know will have an okay outcome?
Inner Philosopher
Or do we live to risk the biscuit and chose the path that might feel a bit off, but will most likely has more to offer?
Inner Fatty
Mmmmm...biscuits.
Inner Decider
Wow, so true. Should we change our major?
Inner Realistic
This is not the time.
Inner Decider
I regret those Pringles.
Inner Realistic
Told us so.
Inner Fatty
We could go for more let's be really real.
Inner Philosopher
SHH. There's more to life.
Inner Decider
This is gonna be a long plane ride.
Inner Decider
What's song should we play?
