Ethan
We’re not supposed to keep secrets from each other.
Ethan
Is there something you want to tell me?
Alexis
Fine. I guess you heard the “rumor.”
Ethan
How could I not? Why didn’t you just tweet it out to the whole school?
Alexis
Give me some credit.
Ethan
You’re not really going to do this, are you?
Ethan
The captain of the football team? Tyler?
Alexis
Look, he’s the one who started it.
Ethan
By saying if he was going to take someone’s virginity…
Ethan
How did you even find out?
Alexis
He said it after practice. Anthony told Sophia.
Alexis
Sophia told Ashley and Ashley told me after choir.
Ethan
So your just going to have sex with him?
Alexis
Yes. I’m ready. And who better than the captain of the football team?
Alexis
It’s sooo right!!!
Ethan
You don’t even know him!
Alexis
We pass each other in the halls.
Alexis
One time he smiled at me. At least I think it was me. I was in a group.
Ethan
Thus you should have sex?
Alexis
I don’t want this anymore!
Alexis
You know, my innocence.
Alexis
I just want to get it over with.
Ethan
But shouldn’t you choose someone you know? Someone you trust?
Alexis
That’s sweet, but I’d rather choose someone… Popular :)
Ethan
So you’re really going to go through with it tonight at the party?
Alexis
And Ethan, I know you want to do what’s right for me. But don’t get in my way.
Ethan
Whatever you say, Alexis…
Alexis
I don’t see him anywhere.
Alexis
Come hang out with me. I look like a loser.
Ethan
Where are your choir friends?
Alexis
I don’t know. They don’t come to these parties.
Alexis
Do you think he bailed on me?
Ethan
Did you text him about this!?!?
Alexis
No! But he knows. I purposely told Ashley how I was going to seduce him.
Alexis
It should’ve gotten back to him.
Alexis
I’m going to grab a drink.
Alexis
WAIT. There’s a note on the fridge.
Alexis
It’s addressed to me!!!
Alexis
It’s from Tyler. It says to meet him on the porch swing.
Alexis
SEE. I told you he got the message :)
Alexis
No. But there’s another note.
Alexis
It says to check my car.
Alexis
Is this like a game?
Ethan
Maybe he’s trying to be romantic.
Ethan
You don’t have to do this.
Alexis
Yes, I DO! Everyone knows now. I have to.
Alexis
Ok. I’m at the car.
Alexis
And there’s another note. Cute.
Alexis
This one wants me to drive somewhere!
Ethan
Perfect time to back out…
Alexis
It says to meet him at the pier.
Ethan
There’s only one reason people go there.
Alexis
I wasn’t picturing it like this. In a car.
Alexis
What if I kick it into neutral and we roll in the water?
Ethan
Think that’s probably the least of your worries.
Alexis
It’s really happening.
Ethan
Alexis, that sounds like doubt.
Ethan
You don’t have to do this.
Ethan
There’s something I need to tell you.
Alexis
OMG. I forgot the condom.
Ethan
Maybe this is a sign.
Alexis
I’ll just stop somewhere on the way.
Ethan
It’s eleven o’clock.
Alexis
Well, it’ll probably be all right, right?
Alexis
You’re right, you’re right.
Alexis
Wait. I see Ashley. Hold on.
Alexis
Oh, fine. And she had plenty of supplies ;)
Alexis
Cherry flavored, tuxedo, ribbed.
Ethan
What if for your first time
Ethan
You could be with someone who loved you? Who cared about you?
Alexis
I know how you feel, ok?
Alexis
You’re my best friend.
Alexis
I care about you too.
Alexis
But this is something else.
Alexis
I would never risk our friendship.
Alexis
I recognize his car.
Alexis
I think there’s someone else inside!!!
Alexis
They’re making out!
Alexis
I can’t believe this!
Ethan
Look, there’s something I have to tell you.
Alexis
I know, you love me.
Ethan
Yes. I love you. As a friend.
Ethan
The person you saw making out with Tyler was me.
Ethan
We’ve been together for almost six months.
Ethan
Neither one of us is ready to, you know, make it public.
Alexis
OMG!! I had no idea.
Ethan
He said if he was going to take any girl’s virginity it would be you...
Ethan
because the other guys put him on the spot and he knows we’re BFFs.
Alexis
So he doesn’t want to have sex with me…
Ethan
We’re trusting with you with this secret.
Alexis
I won’t tell anyone.
Ethan
And you have to tell everyone you had sex.
Ethan
Otherwise, there might be questions.
Alexis
SO I’M GOING TO FAKE LOSE MY VIRGINITY???
Alexis
A little disappointing.
Ethan
That’s how I hear it usually is.
Alexis
Aw, Ethan. I love you.
