A Perfect Matchmaker - Episode 1
by Ellen Goodlett
So before we meet in person for our date…
I have a confession.
Oh god. You’re a spambot aren’t you?
I knew your profile pic looked too good to be true.
No, I’m real.
I’m just not who you’re meeting on Friday.
You lost me.
Think of me like a matchmaker.
My boss pays me to find eligible guys and set her up dates.
She’s…pretty famous.
If she used a dating app herself, she’d be recognized.
That’s bad for press, you know?
Sure…
Can’t have the general public thinking you’re a regular person.
😄
Now you’re getting it.
So when we texted all day yesterday…
I was forwarding your messages to her and responding on her behalf.
Wow. I feel sort of played.
It’s a compliment!
A famous singer is interested in you.
Enough to pay her assistant to text you.
Hazel sighs.
She likes her job.
And checking out cute guys all day?
Heck yes.
But the moment she mentions her famous boss…
The guys always completely change their tone.
They become…skeevy.
Angling for their 15 minutes in the limelight.
Fame will do that.
Singer. Is that a hint? 😏
Crap. Pretend I didn’t say that.
😂 don’t worry, your secret is safe with me.
So whose photos are those on the app, then?
Some stock model?
No, that’d be too obvious.
They’re my pictures.
Well, at least one thing about our conversations was real.
Hazel hesitates, confused.
This isn’t how guys normally respond when she breaks the news to them.
You’re upset?
It’s just…
I thought I was talking to you.
You were. Kind of.
When you said your perfect date would be us taking photos together in Central Park…
Then comparing them later to see each other’s points of view?
Was that your idea, or hers?
Mine.
But she approved the suggestion.
And the cute Husky photos?
Her dog.
But I take care of him most of the time, while she’s away.
How often do you play matchmaker for her?
Not often. She’s usually too busy touring.
But she lives here in NY.
And she’s home for a whole three months now.
…is that another hint? 😉
Hazel winces.
She’s not supposed to give personal details!
She’s never slipped up before.
Please don’t try to figure out who she is.
She doesn’t like her dates to know until she meets them.
She’s been betrayed by guys reporting her location to the paparazzi.
You realize that just makes me want to guess even more?
Please don’t.
I’ll be screwed if she finds out I told you this much already.
Okay, I promise not to guess.
But only on one condition.
You meet up with me first.
To talk all this over in person.
How’s Thursday?
Hazel’s heart skips a beat.
She hesitates.
Normally I do her dry cleaning on Thursdays…
Time to start researching singers in NYC on a 3 month break from touring.
Singers with huskies who have been caught by the press trying to meet dates…
Okay, okay!
I’ll make Thursday work.
2 days later
Hazel waits by the fountain in Central Park.
She’s toying with her hair, nervous.
She shouldn’t be.
She’s set her boss up with cute guys before.
Watched them ride off together in a limo to enjoy fancy rooftop galas.
But she’s never met the guy in person herself.
She checks Bryce’s profile pictures again.
So she can recognize him, she tells herself.
Really, she just likes looking at his broad grin, intense green eyes, and muscular arms.
There’s a few snaps of him taking photos around the city.
An aspiring photographer, just like her.
But her favorite is the pic with his dog, an adorable Golden Retriever.
It’s like he knows dogs are her kryptonite.
If her boss doesn’t date this guy immediately, she’s nuts.
Checking me out, I see?
Hazel startles and looks up, straight into the same green eyes on her phone screen.
Oh. Hi. I just, er…
I wanted to make sure I’d recognize you.
Bryce chuckles.
Sure.
For a moment, Bryce just looks at her.
Hazel runs a hand through her hair, still nervous.
Not what you expected?
On the contrary. You look even more beautiful in person.
Hazel feels heat flood her cheeks.
Bryce smiles and then motions his head toward the lake…
And they begin walking together…
Falling into step side-by-side.
Hazel keeps sneaking sideways glances at him.
He’s even hotter in person.
Exactly her boss’s type.
So, you wanted to meet because you still had some questions about all this?
Wait, hold on.
He pauses beside the lake and reaches into his saddlebag to pull out his phone.
He opens Snapchat, looking sidelong at Hazel…
A slight quirk to his lips.
I just want to catch this…
She watches, suppressing a smile, as he takes a photo of a couple on one of the paddleboats.
They’re splashing each other with the oars, laughing.
Hazel watches over his shoulder as he adds some filters.
Nice shot. You’ve got a good eye.
Bryce sends her the Snap, then nods at her.
Your turn.
For a moment, Hazel doesn’t understand.
Then she remembers.
The date.
What is this, practice?
She shakes her head, laughing, but she pulls out her phone anyway.
A few paces later, she spots a kid eating ice cream.
She takes a Snap, right as the whole ice cream falls off the cone…
The kid’s tongue sticking out mid-lick.
Bryce smiles.
Now that’s a depressing mood.
Not my mood at the moment.
She covers her mouth, surprised she let that slip.
Her eyes go wide.
But Bryce just keeps smiling.
Not mine either.
He takes a step closer to Hazel…
Until they’re face to face, just inches apart.
I have a confession.
Hazel swallows hard, her heart racing as she meets his gaze.
If you’re about to tell me that you’re the one who’s a spambot after all…
Bryce laughs and lifts his hand to tuck a stray curl behind her ear.
I’m afraid you’ll have to tell your boss that our date for tomorrow is off.
Hazel licks her lips, unsure why they’re suddenly so dry.
Or why, when Bryce touches her cheek…
It feels like her whole body is on fire.
Really? Why’s that?
Because I don’t want to date her.
Hazel’s eyebrows shoot up her forehead.
Don’t you even want to know who she is, before you decide?
I don’t need to.
I want to date you, Hazel.
Her lips part in surprise.
But I’m nobody.
She says it without even thinking.
Her cheeks flush bright red.
Bryce, on the other hand, just shakes his head.
Not to me.
He leans in, and she lets her head fall back as his lips brush hers, lightly at first…
Then deeper, as she kisses him back, her mouth parting beneath his.
He wraps his arms around her waist, pulling her against him.
She flings her arms around his neck…
Lost in the hard crush of his mouth and his piney scent.
When they break apart, she’s breathless, and laughing.
Guess this makes me a pretty terrible matchmaker, huh?
Bryce looks worried all of a sudden.
I’m not going to get you into trouble for canceling, am I?
It’s okay. My boss has canceled plenty of dates like this herself.
She won’t mind.
Hazel thinks for a second.
But it would help if you knew some hot, eligible guys.
Specifically, one who could be trusted not to Snapchat his whole date with her.
Bryce grins.
And slides his hands into hers…
Gently pulling her to his chest.
Don’t worry, I have the perfect friend in mind.
Hazel raises a thoughtful eyebrow.
Maybe I should tell my boss to hire you instead.
Bryce laughs.
Hey, if we’re lucky—
Maybe none of us will bother with that dating app again.
At the very least, I hope you and I won’t need to…
He leans in to kiss her again…
And Hazel smiles against his lips.
For once…
The matchmaker made the perfect match.
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