BadDawg
Come on gurl - don’t be like that
IndyKitty
I don’t want to talk to you, OK?
IndyKitty
Your disgusting
BadDawg
I said I was sorry
BadDawg
I’m making the saddest puppy face right now
IndyKitty
It’s not going to work this time
IndyKitty
So I guess going around town and humping whatever you want is love??
BadDawg
When I see something, I go after it. It’s in my DNA.
BadDawg
I’m not as smart as you
IndyKitty
At least you got that right
BadDawg
Look that Chihuahua meant nothing to me.
BadDawg
It was just physical.
BadDawg
Your the one I want to be with all the time.
BadDawg
Let me take you out to dinner tonight?
BadDawg
I’ll get you a nice salmon fillet
BadDawg
Pretty please :’(
IndyKitty
I’m sorry, but no
IndyKitty
You Dogs are all the same
IndyKitty
You all think you can do whatever you want...
IndyKitty
...then put your tail between your legs and whimper until your forgiven.
IndyKitty
But I’m not falling for that anymore
IndyKitty
I’m classy Cat, I’m not something u pick up in the alley.
BadDawg
I’ll be different this time. I promise
IndyKitty
Thats what you said the last time.
IndyKitty
I know I have 9 lives, but I don’t make the same mistake twice
BadDawg
I’m training myself to get better
BadDawg
And Dogs take longer to train
BadDawg
You know how long it took me to use the bathroom properly?
BadDawg
That’s not the point.
BadDawg
What I’m trying to say is that I’m a slow learner, but I do learn.
BadDawg
I even wrote you a poem
BadDawg
You are my favorite Cat.
BadDawg
I love you more than a chew toy or an ol’ hat.
BadDawg
Sometimes I wish we could fly away together like bats.
BadDawg
I don’t think your fat.
BadDawg
Lets sit down together and chat.
BadDawg
So we can go back to being Dog & Cat.
IndyKitty
That had to be one of the worst poems ever.
BadDawg
What about it’s “the thought that counts?”
BadDawg
Look I’m trying as hard as I can.
BadDawg
Please give me one more chance :’(
IndyKitty
I’m sorry, but it’s too late.
BadDawg
Don’t tell me you fell for a bird?
IndyKitty
It’s a fish actually
BadDawg
I thought u ate fish
IndyKitty
But as it was flopping on the floor, gasping for air, we locked eyes.
IndyKitty
And I knew it was something special
IndyKitty
I picked it up and put it back in it’s tank, and we ended up grabbing coffee
IndyKitty
We just clicked
IndyKitty
And we sorta been seeing each other ever since
BadDawg
When did this happen?
IndyKitty
Like two weeks ago
BadDawg
So u been getting with a fish for TWO WEEKS?
IndyKitty
No- nothing like that. It’s just been friendly.
IndyKitty
But after spending time with him...
IndyKitty
I realized that this is the type of animal I need in my life.
IndyKitty
Someone who listens and doesn't get distracted all the time.
IndyKitty
And there’s a spark between us.
IndyKitty
I just haven’t acted on it because of you
BadDawg
Why didn’t tell me?
IndyKitty
I didn’t think you would care
IndyKitty
You were too busy chasing stuff - balls, bones, young sexy squirrels
BadDawg
You’re the only thing I want to chase now
IndyKitty
Sorry, but u had your chance
BadDawg
Come on!? I’m so much better than a fish
IndyKitty
Your not. He pays attention to me
BadDawg
Yeah becuz he thinks your gunna kill him
IndyKitty
I told u. This fish is different.
IndyKitty
And besides he’s is always there for me
BadDawg
Because it’s trapped in it’s tank
IndyKitty
He’s still there more for me than u were
BadDawg
I bet he’s boring
BadDawg
At least we knew how to have fun
IndyKitty
Yeah, but I was 3 then and everything is fun when your 3
IndyKitty
I have to start thinking about the future
IndyKitty
I have to start settling down
BadDawg
I promise I won’t bark at you anymore and wake u up from ur naps
BadDawg
I promise I won’t sniff other Dogs butts
IndyKitty
The good news is, u can sniff any butt you want now
BadDawg
So thats it? We’re done?
BadDawg
There’s nothing I can do?
IndyKitty
I’m sorry, but no.
IndyKitty
It was fun while it lasted.
BadDawg
If I get myself together, Can I holla at u in the future?
IndyKitty
Maybe… But give it time. I just need some space for a while
BadDawg
I promise I wont hurt anyone again.
BadDawg
I’m gonna be there others and not run off any chance I get.
BadDawg
I’m gonna focus on whats important to me.
BadDawg
I’m gonna be a good dog. You’ll see.
