Belphegor's Prime
by Eric Emma
Hey
hello?
sooorry its nissa
who?
sent u a ig request
ur the transfer student?
yea
nice crop top, were u get that?
brandy melvilel
nice, i wish i cud wear somethin lik that
Ill let you borrow it
I barely know u lol howd u get my #?
its on ur fb (its public btw)
right
sorry that was weird… i dont have mny friends
it’s cool ur in my chem class, right?
yea
im going need sum one 2 crib notes off of
I need someone to sit next too lol
this pic of you on the beach
is it too much?
no, ur hawt… youre sure you want sit near me? lol
is that what you want? to be hot?
awk
sry! they say I’m intense.
me 2. 😁
i cant believe u just smileyed me
🎠 😺 💔
no. stop.
😆 🙌 ❤ 🍀 🍪 👯
down killa down
👀 👮 💗 💩 💩 🔥 😎 😈 😈 ⚡ 🐙
I can’t handle your flippant use of emojis!
flippant? Nice vocab word, nerd lol
Check out what I’m sending you.
Is this really me?
It could be. 😈
omg u put me in the crop top
ur hot. its what you wanted.
creepy
I thought you’d like it????
I’M NEVER GOING TO LOOK LIKE THAT… LIKE EVER!
was the photo really creepy?
yes…
sry.
I mean… I like it. It just sucks that I’ll never be able to wear clothes like that. My sister got the good jeans 😞
u mean genes? Lol
both 😡
go look in the mirror
wut?
trust me.
ok… but this also counts as creepy.
WTF! WTF! WTF!
you said you wanted to be hot????
are u still there????
who… what are you?
this is you?
I hate that picture…
so you lied to me… your not nissa?
I’m not the transfer student in your chem class, no. tho I do like inhabiting her body 😈
If you’re really a demon, prove it.
ok
You set MY JUSTIN BEIBER POSTER ON FIRE! WTF!
Trust me… he’s on the way out.
You can make me hot?
what about my chin? what about my hands? also i dont want my boobs that big
I can do whatever you want and more
I know exactly what I want.
great, but I need something first.
what?
don’t freak, okay?
too late for that… im talking to a demon
I need to bind to your soul so I can gain access to your dark energy
that sounds… painful? will it hurt?
it shouldn’t.
well when would it????
as long as you keep your dark energy level high enough then you’ll be fine
how do i do that???
by living life. The more you indulge in life’s “pleasures” the stronger I’ll be
you mean sins???
what’s a sin, but fun by another name?
n if i dont
u don’t want to find out
u know… I’m…
I’m a virgin.
which is why it has to be you. To bind me to your soul, you will have to lose your virginity under the gaze of a Harvest Moon while chanting an ancient moabite spell.
that’s all? Lol
I see you looking in the mirror again… you know I can give you what you want
Do you see this too?
That’s not nice, Chrissy.
this is crazy!!!! I can’t do this.
I know about the skirt you begged your Mom to order from Brandy Melville.
shut up.
and how you waited and waited for it to arrive, and while one size, fits most… you’re not most, right?
you’ll give me exactly what I want?
to a T
I’m calling Jake… he’s had a crush on me since freshman year.
Excellent. Now how attached are you to the cat?
No! Not Augustus!
I need a fresh animal sacrifice and that cat will have to do.
Are you serious?
jk lol you should see your face…
Not funny.
Have you called Jake?
Hold on… mom is calling me.
CALL JAKE.
I will hold on.
Whoa.
My Mom…
time be wastin… we need make sure we lock down the Jake factor
My mom broke up with her boyfriend. She said she didn’t’ like the way he treats me and that she’s going try and be more responsible… She apologized to me for not being a better mother.
great… we have more important things to get to, like making you cool and sexy!
She said she doesn’t know how she raised such a great human being.
I can’t do this.
What do you mean you can’t?
I am not going to live a life of excess just so I can be “pretty.”
Put that down. Think about this… Once you do this… There’s no going back…
Put down the salt! You’re going void the warranty!
Most glorious Prince of the Heavenly Armies, Saint Michael the Archangel, defend me.
I CAN MAKE YOU BEAUTIFUL! THINK ABOUT THIS!
BEGONE, BELPHEGOR!ƒ
Also I am pretty whether I fit into some clothes or not. Good bye.
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