Heather
Hah! I’ve got you!
Heather challenges Batman with a cheeky stare from across the room.
Well, “ridiculously hot.”
Then again, when SHE’S not wearing her Captain-ette America costume, no one would accuse her of being the same.
As Batman drunkenly sways while checking her out, her phone buzzes with a text.
My Ballsy Admirer
Hate to break the news, but…
My Ballsy Admirer
WRONG superhero.
Heather
Phew! I thought you were the Crapped Crusader who’s standing near the stairs.
My Ballsy Admirer
Darlin’, I don’t think he’s even capable of using his clumsy thumbs to send a text right now.
Heather
He looks like he’d be ALL thumbs if he got a girl alone.
My Ballsy Admirer
It sounds like you’re expecting a man who knows what to do with all his fingers.
A flash of heat rips through her, followed by a shiver of YES.
Heather
You know, it’s kind of a bummer that you’re not Batman…
Heather
Because my thoughts on him? HUBBA.
My Ballsy Admirer
You wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating Batcrackers?
Heather
Well, you know what they say…Marry Superman, bang Batman.
Heather
I’ve got my priorities straight.
My Ballsy Admirer
Hell, I’m not Superman. But Batman…?
My Ballsy Admirer
Let’s just say you’re close, but you’re not there just yet.
Heather absorbs this latest clue…
My Ballsy Admirer
And that brings us to another hint…
My Ballsy Admirer
I’m a kick-ass martial artist who can do things even Batman can’t.
Heather
Huh. Batman is kind of good at everything even though he doesn’t have superpowers.
My Ballsy Admirer
Not to brag, but…he’s got nothing on me.
My Ballsy Admirer
LOL. I can say with authority that I’m at least far more emotionally stable than Bats.
Heather
You know, I have to confess… I almost didn’t come to this party, but I’m glad I did.
Heather
My horny, date-obsessed mom saw this event on a meetup board and sent me the link.
My Ballsy Admirer
Don’t tell me — you just came here because of the costumes?
Heather
I told you I’m a sucker for cosplay.
My Ballsy Admirer
There must’ve been some kind of silver fox-cougar Internet alert…
My Ballsy Admirer
MY single dad actually told ME about this meetup.
My Ballsy Admirer
I came here with coworkers, but I think they already hooked up and split.
My Ballsy Admirer
Which brings us to a hint about me, the guy WEARING this superhero suit…
My Ballsy Admirer
You could actually say that some people call my day job “superheroish…”
My Ballsy Admirer
Hey, are you still there?
Heather
Yeah. But I’m thinking that we should probably stay away from real life.
Heather
Sorry. It’s just that I could use all the fantasy I can get right now.
My Ballsy Admirer
You’re right. We don’t want to go beneath the masks. Totally agree.
Heather
So it’s understood that neither of us is in this for more than fun?
Heather
I’m just making sure.
My Ballsy Admirer
No problem. I can give you all the fun you want…
My Ballsy Admirer
And need.
Heather
Are you trying to make me melt? Because 💖
My Ballsy Admirer
Cap, trust me. I’ll make more than your heart melt.
Heather aches, feeling so ready and willing in her sexy costume.
My Ballsy Admirer
Once I get you where I want you, you’ll go absolutely liquid for me.
Heather
Now we’re talking.
My Ballsy Admirer
How do you feel about finally getting to the part where we’re NOT talking?
My Ballsy Admirer
We could have a hell of a superhero crossover.
There has never been a flash of heat hotter than the one roaring through Heather.
Heather
Tell me where you are. Then I’ll tell YOU how I feel about doing more than talking.
My Ballsy Admirer
Can’t blame you for wanting to see me first.
My Ballsy Admirer
So come up the stairs to my secret hideout.
Heather bites her lip and adjusts her wig and mask.
With weak knees, she manages to climb the stairs.
Once she’s there, the landing is dark, leading to a long, empty hallway.
My Ballsy Admirer
Damn, you look amazing.
A rough whisper comes from behind her.
My Ballsy Admirer
Turn around, Cap.
Pulse throbbing, Heather turns to find a tall, muscular superhero in a suit.
He’s lingering in the shadows near a window…
Moonlight reveals dark, carelessly tousled hair and a mask covering his upper face…
But it doesn’t hide his wicked smile.
Her belly flips because, OMG, it’s Nightwing — the hottest superhero ever…
