Shannon
Just finishing dinner, why?
Tony
I know you have a way, I mean me and the guys we know
Shannon
that I have a way to get beer? Is that what you're trying to spit out and doing a horrible job at?
Shannon
I'll be out in a min. I've been commanded text silence for the rest of dinner so back at you soon.
Mom
Tony are you there? It says you're online.
Mom
I got your note saying you were skipping dinner and your father and I are not happy.
Mom
You didn't say what time you'd be back.
Mom
Well when you get this, you get your butt home. We have some things to discuss. Love you.
Mike
Tony - you find out yet?
Jose
Yeah, we're waiting.
Tony
In a minute. She has to finish dinner with her parents first.
Jon
Great. Our whole night depends on that geek Shannon.
Tony
Leave her alone. She already said she'd help.
Mike
I'll be out by my house when u come by.
Jon
I'll be by the supermart.
Tony
Okay. But don't be mean to Shannon, Jon. She could always change her mind.
Shannon
Yep and got you guys a six-pack. Didn't have enough money for twelve.
Tony
Crap. Okay. Pay u back Monday.
Shannon
Isn't it a nice night!
Shannon
Well it's a blood moon for one thing. Don't you think that's kinda cool?
Shannon
Not one for the poetic I see.
Tony
Are you planning to come along once we get the beer?
Shannon
Oh, don't be blunt or anything.
Tony
Sorry. It's just it was gonna be a guys night out.
Shannon
Getting into all kinds of trouble. I get it. Sure, I'll scram.
Tony
Thanks Shannon. Owe you one.
Shannon
Yeah yeah. Just tell em one thing for me.
Shannon
That I am queen of #mygeekdom.
Tony
Weird. Yeah, sure. Whatever.
Shannon
k Sixpack's under the Smith's tree. Have a nice night!
Tony
Mike-on my way. Picking up at house before yours & will meet you.
Jon
Must've missed her. Doubling back to Jose's.
Tony
Got the six-pack. Sorry couldn't make it twelve.
Tony
Mike where are you? I'm standing at your yard.
Tony
Mike, man don't waste time. I'm standing here with the beer. Someone could see!
Tony
Jose? Is Mike with you? I can't find him.
Jose
Nope, but Jon just showed up.
Tony
I don't know what happened to Mike but more beer for us. I'm gone.
Jon
Maybe he went off with Shannon. LOL
Tony
Man next time one of U are getting the beer. I'm almost at your street.
Tony
I just looked behind me and I couldn't see anything. Like it was all dark.
Jon
It's night-time you idiot.
Tony
Duh. I mean it was like nothing was there. Just dark & black.
Jose
Scared of the dark now?
Jon
Maybe he started drinking without us.
Tony
Ha ha. Hey, I'm there in one minute.
Jose
Not soon enough. Thirsty!
Tony
1209. Okay where are you guys?
Tony
Jesus. What now. Jon?
Tony
I'm standing here with a
Tony
Holy crap. Jose? Jon? The sixpack just disappeared from my hand. Are you there?
Tony
Hello? Anyone? Mike?
Tony
I just looked behind me! Half the houses are missing! Help! Anyone?
Tony
Jose? Are you guys playing a trick on me?
Tony
MY LEFT SHOE IS GONE!
Tony
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS????
Tony
I'm wearing just a sock on one foot!
Tony
THE HOUSES I'VE WALKED PAST DISAPPEARED!
Mom
Honey, are you going to be home soon?
Tony
MOM? I mean, mom? I'm a little lost right now. I do wanna come home.
Mom
Aww you're such a good boy.
Tony
I just um I'm not sure if our street is gonna be there
Mom
We're right here honey, like always.
Tony
I DONT WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR!
Mom
Sweetie, I suggest if you don't want another one of your friends to disappear that you consider answering me next time.
Mom
How much of the neighborhood is missing?
Mom
Sweetie, don't worry about it. Just walk straight ahead like you always do towards your house.
Tony
Mom? What's happening?
Mom
Your father's a Warlock, dear.
Mom
It's one of the things that attracted me to him. Just take a step. One foot in front of the other.
Tony
I'm putting one foot in front of the other... Okay, I'm walking. I think.
Mom
Good, dear. Do you have both your shoes?
Mom
It's okay sweetie, Your dad came dragging home with one shoe and one sock at your age too.
Mom
We'll have "the talk" when you get home honey.
Tony
Somehow I think this talk isn't "the talk" that people usually refer to.
Mom
Not everyone... See you soon sweetie.
Shannon
Little rattled there Tony? I see you over the hill.
Tony
You're still here?! Where are you?
Shannon
In my house silly. Things been disappearing on you? LOL
Tony
You KNOW about this?
Tony
Aghh. HOLY CRAP. There.
Tony
Is everyone in on this?
Shannon
Oh no! None of your buddies. Plus it's a very secret thing.
Shannon
My parents had "the talk" with me last year.
Shannon
My dad's a Warlock too. I thought you knew. Then, well the rest was just too funny not to watch.
Shannon
They meet monthly for beer and poker, Warlock style.
Shannon
It's like Strip poker but with reality. They start with their clothes and go from there.
Shannon
I'm not supposed to know but my dad forgot once and came home without one of his fingers.
Shannon
Mom zapped it back fast, but not before I saw. Don't worry. Everything returns to normal.
Tony
I can't believe this! My own parents!
Shannon
Darn autocorrect. Don't pasta!
Shannon
No!!! Don't Pout.
Shannon
Apparently even aspiring brethen and sisteren can't overcome the great autocorrect plague.
Shannon
Yeah. Welcome to the world of #geekdom.
Shannon
See ya Monday. With both shoes. LOL
