Chris
I just won the LOTTERY!!!
Chris
Yeah! Bought my first lotto ticket ever and won like a million dollars!!!!
Chris
Can’t. I’m at the store right now cashing it in
Adam
They’re not gonna give you a million dollars at the store
Chris
I still gotta cash it in
Adam
Awesome. Gotta go. At work
Chris
Did you do your essay for Mrs. Jacob’s class that’s due tomorrow?
Adam
I brought it with me. To do during breaks
Chris
What r u writing about?
Chris
That’s what I was gonna do mine on
Chris
Will you write it for me?
Chris
I’ll give you $1000
Adam
That’s not enough ;)
Adam
And you’ll give it to me when?
Chris
As soon as they give me the check
Adam
How can I believe you???
Chris
What, you don’t trust me?
Chris
I can’t believe you asked me that
Adam
ASS! My boss just caught me texting!
Chris
So leave and do my essay
Chris
You won’t need that fast food job with 10 grand in ur pocket!!!
Adam
What are the winning numbers?
Chris
I don’t have the numbers anymore stupid! I just told you. Haha
Chris
Fo’ sho’ I got you! 10 grand man!!!
Adam
OK. I just told my boss to suck it!!! Hahahaha!!!!
Adam
On my way to ur house
Chris
OK. I’ll be there soon
Adam
What??! You’re not at home?
Chris
No, I got a lot going on
Chris
All kinds of stuff...
Chris
After I leave the store I gotta test drive a Ferrari, look for a mansion
Chris
Plus my mom’s bugging me to pay off her house
Chris
Like that’s gonna happen. Lol
Adam
Really? You won’t help her out?
Chris
But I told her I got other people to take care of
Adam
Haha. That’s awesome!
Chris
Then my whole family keeps blowing me up, wanting stuff
Chris
It’s pretty ridiculous
Adam
I can’t believe I’m getting $10,000 to do ur homework again lol
Chris
You’ve earned it man
Adam
What do you want your essay to be about?
Chris
Civil Rights. Remember?
Adam
You just want to use mine then?
Adam
Yeah, I got another topic in mind
Chris
Cool. Yeah! I’ll use yours
Adam
OK. Almost to ur house
Chris
Just put the essay under the door mat
Chris
Cause I’m at the Ferrari dealers
Adam
You sure ur not at home???
Chris
Yeah, I’m not there. So I don’t know how u can see my car
Adam
You’re not just sitting in ur room?
Adam
C’mon. Go downstairs and open the door
Adam
Did you really win the lotto?
Chris
Just slide the essay under the door
Adam
You’re not trying to trick me again?
Adam
Then come downstairs and let me in
Chris
Just leave the essay man
Adam
I’m not leaving till you show me the lotto ticket
Chris
I told you I don’t have it!!!
Adam
Maybe I’ll key ur car then
Chris
Good luck with that
Chris
Since you’re not even here. Haha!
Adam
What r u talking about?
Chris
U are NOT parked outside
Chris
I can tell. I’m looking out the window in my room
Adam
I parked behind the tree, dummy
Adam
So u can’t see it from ur room
Adam
But ur mom’s just getting home
Adam
Maybe I’ll tell her I quit my job b/c of you!!
Chris
No!! DON’T!! She’ll take away my car!!!!
Adam
So u didn’t win the lottery???!!!
Chris
No. I’m sorry, I’m sorry!
Chris
I’ll make it up to you. I promise
Chris
Just leave the essay
Adam
Gotcha!!! I’m still at work, dumbass
Adam
I knew u had to be at home
Adam
And I wasn’t gonna fall for your BS again. Hahaha
Adam
Good luck on ur essay :)
