Nicole2
Hey! Sorry, but who is this?
George917
We’re in physics together
Nicole2
I’m not sure I see who you are, sorry.
George917
Yeah well I’m fairly new
George917
You did ask me for a pen once, turning my dull day into a phenomenal one.
Nicole2
How did you get my number?
George917
I have my ways when I want something...
Nicole2
OK...And what do you want exactly?
George917
A chance to talk to you.
George917
Call me romantic but I felt something for you so now I would like to convince you to go on a date with me.
Nicole2
Well, you are (creepily) honest.
George917
I prefer refreshingly honest
George917
I know it’s apparently cooler, but I am not afraid to admit I like someone when I do.
Nicole2
You barely know me
George917
I just have a feeling. But maybe I’m wrong.
George917
And how about we remedy to the issue of not knowing you? Want to get a coffee ?
Nicole2
Why would I accept?
George917
Um, let me see, I’m caring, people say I have a great sense of humor, I make mean burritos...
George917
I’m my parent’s favorite child.
Nicole2
How do your siblings feel about that?
George917
I’m an only child. :P
George917
I don’t like to brag but I also reached the level expert in guitar hero
George917
If that doesn’t seal the deal, I don’t know what will.
Nicole2
You have a good sense of humor, I give you that.
George917
I can work with that!
George917
I also know the best coffee in this town.
George917
Sure, if you’re into overpriced soapy coffees...
Nicole2
What? It’s the best!
George917
No, the best is obviously at Joe’s.
Nicole2
What? Their coffee taste so bad, it’s usually burnt!
George917
Is this our first fight? Loving it!
George917
Joe’s is the best, trust me on that, but we’re not talking about the same one.
George917
My Joe’s is actually a Mexican restaurant, right outside of town, that suprisingly makes the best coffee I have ever tasted.
Nicole2
Alright, fair enough.
George917
To calm the spirits after this (violent) fight we just had, let’s play a little game.
George917
One of these things is not true about me: I have been attacked by a shark , I have blue eyes, my dad is an astronaut.
Nicole2
I would say that your dad is not an astronaut, although the shark attack seems pretty unlikely too.
George917
It’s unbelievable how you gals never look at our eyes, I mean hello! mine are green.
Nicole2
You have been attacked by a shark?
George917
Yeah, I was surfing (a classic) in Mexico when a huge shark came towards me, in attack mode.
George917
But I said NOT TODAY AMIGO and punched the motherfucker in the nose, didn’t see that coming.
George917
He swam away, crying.
George917
Ok the official version is a bit less glamorous.
George917
I saw the shark, swam away as fast as I could (I was literally running on water, take that Jesus!)
George917
and the shark broke my board in half.
Nicole2
OMG, that must have been so scary!
George917
It was pretty scary.
George917
What about you? What was your scariest moment in life?
Nicole2
I was in a car accident last fall, broke my leg and a friend broke his nose.
Nicole2
So we were fine but it was really dramatic and scary.
George917
Yeah, I can imagine.
George917
Were you driving?
Nicole2
Yeah actually but it was the other car’s fault.
George917
Well, I’m sorry you had to go through that...
Nicole2
I’m fine now...And wait!! Your dad is an astronaut?
George917
Yeah, He is. But let’s not talk about my dad being every female’s fantasy on our first conversation.
George917
Let’s keep some for our actual date.
George917
Ok you’ll go on a date with me??
George917
The suspense is killing me.
George917
I have a weak heart...Don’t play with it too much...
George917
I mean...you said yes, so yes really, don’t change your mind.
George917
***chill guy mode has now been activated***
George917
let me re-respond: kk cool
Nicole2
You are a little crazy aren’t you?
George917
I can take you to Joe’s this Saturday if that works.
Nicole2
That should work.
George917
Ok, I’ll drive...
Nicole2
You’re an asshole!
George917
I’m sorry is that too soon?
George917
I’ll see you Saturday then! Can’t wait!
