The Devil Texts At Midnight - Part 2
by Eric Levin
YO DEVIL!
What?
Finally
I thought you turned mortal
Where are you?
Where do you think?
Stalking Sue I imagine
NOT stalking
SCHEMING
Where?
In the barren
Oops I meant barren
Heehee autocorrect
BAR
Oh Lucifer…he’s drunk
Only a little
The Lord of Darkness is a lightweight
Any plans to return home?
Or is partying with college kids your new calling?
We talked about this
I’ll return when I’ve won Sue’s soul
But WHEN my Devil?
She didn’t sign before, so why now?
New schools are scary
Making friends is hard
Have you told her this?
I tried texting
She just deletes them
Then it wasn’t meant to be
I’ll MAKE it be
It’s worked out so far…:/
How is Devil Junior?
He’s stopped sinning
Stopped?
Persephone says he misses his dad
He looks up to you
He’ll be so happy when I have Sue!
Your world revolves around Sue!
I need to get out of here
That’s what I’ve been saying!
No, out of this bar
I won’t find her here
:(
Why put yourself through this?
There she is!!
I’ve realized your problem, Devil
Can’t text. Scouting.
You’re too stubborn
It’s a good trait for Devils at first
But soon it becomes a brick wall
I’ve hit my brick wall?
How many would’ve made deals, but you passed them for Sue??
They’ll still be there
You’re obsessed
I tell you what
When orientation is over, I’ll return
With or without Sue?
Yes
Satisfied?
That’s soon, right?
Tomorrow.
Huzzah!
She’s talking to a Professor, looks like a crush
SHE SIGNED A PAPER FOR HIM
WITHOUT READING IT
If that’s a soul contract, I’ll be pissed
I doubt it’s that…
It’s a list of names
Wait…like an attendance sheet?
Are you in class?
Is that what this is?
Hmm…
Still scheming?
You remember how to possess?
If you possess Sue, it won’t count
Not Sue, her Professor
He’s going to the bathroom!
Quick, what do I do?
Knock him out
Done
That was fast
I actually didn’t wait for you to tell me
Now what?
Are you somewhere private?
We’re in a broom closet
Or a normal closet with brooms in it
Does he wear glasses?
Duh he’s a professor
Put them on
Done
Now recite after me…
MAY I ENTER THIS BODY
MAY I ENTER THIS BODY
Dude, don’t text. Just say it.
Ok
Sigh…
TO DO EVIL
TO CORRUPT PEOPLE
AND THEN LEAVE
Did it work?
Yo Devil?
Don’t call me Devil…
Call me Professor Devil!
Or whoever this dude is
App