Sue
Professor Edmund goes to the bathroom and now he’s acting different
Claire
He looks the same to me
Sue
Yeah, he looks the same
Sue
But he’s acting different
Claire
Hmm I don’t see it
Claire
Like you’re an expert, Sue!
Claire
We just met him this morning
Sue
But I was paying close attention
Claire
Yeah, I bet you were
Claire
I saw you checking him out
Sue
That’s hardly relevant to the topic at hand, Claire
Claire
I thought the topic was you paying exceptionally close attention to our Professor
Sue
The topic is him acting like a different person
Claire
I know you’re serious
Claire
And I think you’re overreacting
Sue
Do you know me as one to overreact?
Claire
But tell me what makes him so different
Claire
And what makes it a source of concern
Sue
The way he walks is different
Claire
You’re an expert on how he walks?
Sue
Like he’s uncomfortable in his skin
Claire
He was just in the bathroom
Claire
Maybe he’s got an upset stomach?
Sue
He read the chalkboard for his name
Claire
He’s just scanning the room Sue
Claire
You read too much into things
Sue
And now he can’t open his own suitcase!
Claire
The lock was jammed
Claire
You seem to WANT something to be wrong
Sue
Why is he passing the attendance sheet around AGAIN
Claire
Goodness Sue, let it rest
Claire
Maybe this is who he is
Claire
Maybe Professor Edmund is our bumbling, forgetful professor who has trouble opening his suitcase
Claire
You’d shame him for that?
Sue
That’s not what I’m doing
Claire
You can say that again…
Claire
Oh shit, Sue look up LOOK UP
Claire
He must’ve seen your phone
Claire
Whew, that was intense
Sue
That wasn’t a normal stare
Claire
Uh…it looked pretty normal to me
Sue
There was anger in his eyes
Claire
Yeah, cause we’re texting
Claire
Wow, check out this attendance sheet
Claire
It’s written on parchment or something
Sue
Claire, you didn’t sign this?
Claire
Of course I signed it
Sue
This isn’t an attendance sheet!
Claire
Uh, it has our names on it
Sue
Did you not read the top??
Sue
“We hereby designate our souls the sole property of the Devil”
Claire
The Devil’s not real
Sue
He’s the reason I got admitted
Claire
Sue, you’re paranoid
Claire
You had a crush on Professor Edmund
Claire
He turned out less dreamy than you hoped
Claire
Now you believe he’s the Devil
Claire
What are you doing?
Sue
Looking up Occult specialists
Claire
What was our tuition money for?
Sue
Hi, this is Sue. I found your # online and need help.
Mark
Hello, Sue! Can I call you?
Sue
Srry, im actually in class
Mark
Gotcha. What’s the trouble?
Sue
My professor is acting strange
Sue
And I met the Devil last year
Sue
And continues to text me every once in awhile
Mark
And you worry your professor’s connected?
Sue
He passed around an attendance sheet that was a soul contract
Mark
You didn’t sign, did you??
Sue
Of course not. Everyone else did
Sue
My friend says it’s just a joke
Mark
And you would like proof, one way or the other?
Mark
I know just the test
Mark
Does he have any animals with him?
Sue
That thing moving in his hair?
Sue
He has a TOAD in his HAIR!
Sue
And he’s saying something
Mark
Are you alright, Sue?
Sue
There was a flash of light
Mark
Because you didn’t sign the contract
Mark
But your classmates now burn in fiery Hell
Sue
Oh no! Could this get any worse?
