Diet Devil
Thank you for subscribing to the new Miracle Diet App š
Diet Devil
You WILL lose the weight
Samantha
That sounds great! How do I get started?
Diet Devil
First, what is your weight?
Diet Devil
Thank you. Now what is your real weight?
Diet Devil
Samantha, are you still there?
Diet Devil
Thank you. The secret to our weight loss plan is complete honesty.
Diet Devil
Do you agree to complete honesty from now on, Samantha?
Samantha
Yes, I do. Iām sorry. I agree.
Diet Devil
Our special sensors are able to tell if you lie
Samantha
Your app has sensors?!
Diet Devil
Yes. That is why our success rate is so high.
Diet Devil
Our punishment and reward system has been proven to work
Diet Devil
Now, what did you have for breakfast this morning, Samantha?
Samantha
Uhh just a bowl of oatmeal
Diet Devil
I told you not to lie, Samantha š
Samantha
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?
