DogzRule
Do you know that you left the stove on?
DogzRule
I turned it off.
Owen
Thanks, I was in such a rush to the airport.
Owen
Wait, this is from my computer, who are you?
DogzRule
By the way you spelled dogs wrong but I agree with that.
DogzRule
Yes a burglar came and turned your stove off and ate the rest of your pizza.
Owen
I still have pizza in the fridge?
Owen
That must have been two weeks old!
Owen
Only a dog would say that.
DogzRule
Woof woof woof yes yes yes right right righijnkml
DogzRule
Sorry fell off the chair...
DogzRule
Still trying to get used to this...
Owen
You are my dog Duke?
DogzRule
Woof woof woof yes yess yesdzx
DogzRule
Landed on my feet though...
Owen
You know how to turn the stove off?
DogzRule
And on. I can also use the toaster, TV, espresso maker, bathroom and computer.
Owen
Shoot I never knew that I could have fired Kevin a long time ago.
DogzRule
No no no he does important things like playing with me outside and taking me for walks!
DogzRule
Kevin is indispensable.
DogzRule
Plus I still haven’t figured out how to open doors that well...
Owen
Why didn’t you ever tell me you know how to do all this stuff?
DogzRule
I thought you knew? Isn't that why you leave me home alone all day??
DogzRule
Plus typing is really hard...
DogzRule
But I do like the computer. Did you know that people will bring you food...
DogzRule
And toys to your house so long as you click on it and say yes to two day shipping?
Owen
Were you the one that ordered 10 pounds of rice and 25 pounds of meat?!
DogzRule
Yes AND YOU SENT IT ALL BACK I WAS NOT HAPPY WHY ARE THE LETTERS BIGGER??!
Owen
You hit caps lock. Hit it again.
DogzRule
That's better...
Owen
Your English is really good.
DogzRule
Thanks I read books all day when you are not here.
DogzRule
It was really hard at first but I think I am much better now.
Owen
Is that why there was an inordinate amount of dog hair?
DogzRule
I shed when I get excited!
Owen
So why did you learn this? Just to use the computer?
DogzRule
I did it cause I see you talk to other people online and I wanted to talk to you.
DogzRule
Cause I miss you so I learned how to do this so we can talk and I can be not sad.
DogzRule
I get sad when you are not here.
Owen
I miss you too, Duke.
DogzRule
WOOF WOOF I USED CAPS LOCK TO SHOW THAT I USED A BIG WOOF!!!
Owen
I promise that when I get back from my trip I’ll take you outside and we’ll walk and play.
Owen
Maybe I can help you learn how to type better and read you some of these books at night?
DogzRule
I LIKE THAT THAT SOUNDS GRREDCX
DogzRule
I didn't fall off this time. I jumped and ran around the house I am very happy!
DogzRule
I also saw a squirrel so I had to bark at it and then I forgot...
Owen
The plane is about to take off so I have to go. But I’ll see you very soon.
DogzRule
Okay I see you soon and then we play!
DogzRule
YES YES WOOF WOOOUKHMB
