Devon
It’s 3AM, this better be good.
Lisa
I prepped the wrong dead body for tomorrow
Lisa
The old folks home gave us the wrong body!
Lisa
The bereaved called and asked if she could change her mind on her husband’s outfit
Devon
YOU PREPPED A WOMAN
Devon
HOW DID YOU NOT REALIZE THIS SOONER!?
Lisa
I was hungover today!
Devon
Dad is going to kill us! The viewing is at 9!
Lisa
Yeah, so here’s where you come in now
Devon
What do you mean, now!?
Lisa
Alex and I just went to the home and got the right body
Devon
But they don’t let anyone pick up now
Devon
WHAT!? YOU STOLE THE BODY!?
Devon
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE OTHER ONE??
Lisa
Propped her up in a chair there : /
Devon
At the nursing home!?
Devon
I told Dad not to hire you!!!!
Lisa
Whatever. So there was a snag getting this guy to the car
Lisa
We kind of dropped him face first on the pavement. Smashed his nose in
Lisa
SO since you’re kind of an artist at fixing that stuff
Devon
For eff’s sake, I’m on my way
Devon
You are unbelievable!!
Lisa
Alex and I just pulled up at the funeral home…
Lisa
That body we brought back…the woman
Lisa
She’s propped up on the porch outside
Lisa
Nobody saw us go in or out of that place
Lisa
Are you messing with me!?
Devon
How the hell could I mess with you! You just told me everything two minutes ago!?
Lisa
WELL HOW DID SHE GET HERE THEN!?
Devon
Put her in the foyer, so nobody outside sees, then bring the other body downstairs
Lisa
Okay…how far are you??
Devon
Far still. And there seems to be some sort of accident up ahead
Lisa
Alex and I put the guy downstairs
Devon
Go find the other person’s paperwork
Lisa
There was no paperwork
Devon
They don’t drop the bodies off without the paperwork!!
Lisa
I’m not finding anything, not to mention THIS IS REALLY CREEPING ME OUT!
Lisa
How did she get there!?
Devon
Start the embalming process
Devon
Actually, first maybe go upstairs and move the woman
Devon
We don’t want Dad to see her if he comes in early
Lisa
She’s not in the foyer!!!!
Lisa
We just came up here and she’s gone!!!
Devon
Well where could she have gone now!?
Devon
Someone else has to be here doing this
Lisa
I just called out for whoever it is to come out
Lisa
What if it’s a ghost!?
Devon
Don’t be stupid, prankster at best
Devon
Go out and see if she’s outside
Devon
Did you check everywhere?
Lisa
I checked everywhere!!
Devon
Well, we have bigger problems, so just go downstairs and start the embalming process
Lisa
But this mystery if freaking me out!
Devon
JUST GO START THE PROCESS!
Devon
Looks like I’m going to be stuck here awhile. Scanner says there’s a fatality in the vehicle. A woman named Marie Schmidt.
Devon
You’re killing me here
Lisa
She’s downstairs propped up in one of the chairs
Lisa
It’s POSSIBLE AND IS HAPPENING
Lisa
I’m locking her in the cooler
Devon
Okay, well after you do that, make sure you have the right paperwork for this guy
Lisa
I can’t find his paperwork either
Devon
Did you check all of Dad’s desk?
Devon
You know sometimes he leaves that stuff in the viewing room upstairs
Devon
He was rushing around today
Lisa
I FOUND IT! Also the other lady’s!!!
Devon
You keep saying that…
Lisa
What did you say the name was for that fatality at the accident?
Lisa
This woman’s name is Marie Schmidt!!!
Lisa
OMG, the date of death is listed as TODAY
Devon
Stop messing with me
Lisa
FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME I’M NOT MESSING WITH YOU!
Lisa
This is some Back to the Future shit!!
Devon
There must be a typo and a huge coincidence
Devon
You locked her in the freezer right?
Lisa
Yeah. I’m creeped out. I don’t want to go down there
Lisa
He’s standing here completely white
Devon
Go down and see if she’s still there. Both of you…
Devon
This is a typo and a coincidence, and we need to get this work done before Dad comes in
Lisa
OMG SCREW YOU!!! THIS ISN’T FUNNY!!
Lisa
YOU AND DAD WERE IN ON THIS THE WHOLE TIME!?
Lisa
He was just waiting down here with his arms folded with Uncle Frank.
Lisa
Messing with dead bodies is fucked up!
Devon
Exactly, which is why you need to be on top of your damn game
Lisa
Are you even in the car right now?
Devon
If by car, you mean watching Netflix at home. Then yes.
