Ian
DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND!?
Nate
Oooh don’t tell me, this could be fun…
Nate
You found world peace!
Nate
The meaning of life!
Ian
I FOUND A WALLET WITH $100 IN IT
Nate
Woahhh, who’s wallet is it?
Nate
Aren’t you supposed to turn those in or something?
Ian
No license in it…and I’m leaving the wallet where I found it.
Ian
Just taking my new hundred dollah bill!!
Ian
Finders keepers…losers weepers.
Nate
So what you gonna spend it on?
Ian
Man idk…food, videogames?
Nate
You gonna buy me something nice ;)
Nate
I am your best friend.
Ian
I will think about it…
Ian
I think I’m gonna buy a subwoofer for my car.
Nate
Since when have you wanted that?
Ian
I’m gonna go to the mall, want to come with me? I’ll let you smell the $100 bill…
Nate
No can do yo, helping my mom out around the house.
Nate
You wanna buy us lunch?
Nate
We been working real hard XD
Ian
And your reward is...the house looks great!
Nate
lol, whatever man…have fun spending money THAT ISN’T YOURS.
Ian
shit…I just got a speeding ticket. =/
Ian
But I swear my car was possessed or something.
Ian
My foot wasn’t on the wheel.
Ian
Cop said I was doing 70 in a 50!!
Nate
Well that blows…guess we know where your $100 is going toward :p
Ian
Uhhh my parents are going to be so upset.
Ian
But I swear my car was possessed…I wasn’t doing it!
Nate
Because you’re suddenly in a horror movie?
Nate
Good one trying to explain that to your parents…haha
Nate
MOMMY, DADDY THE DEVIL TOOK OVER MY CAR
Nate
They’ll believe you.
Ian
But I’m heading to the mall anyway…halfway there, might as well.
Nate
Maybe you should put some garlic in your trunk :p
Ian
aren’t you hilarious!
Ian
Man…I can’t win today.
Nate
Why what’s wrong now? Zombies taking control of your car now?
Ian
My boss just called and left a voicemail saying that I owe $50 because I gave out so many free pizzas.
Ian
I remember I gave one to this girl one time. She was a cancer survivor.
Nate
Maybe there’s a mistake…
Ian
He was positive. Said he tripled checked the numbers and if I don’t pay it, he’s taking it out of my next paycheck.
Ian
Man…guess that $100 is really coming in use
Nate
You took someone else’s $100 and then now you owe $200 or so…how much is the speeding ticket for?
Ian
it's $225...so now in total I owe $275.
Nate
Geez…sucks to be you man.
Nate
Maybe you should return the $100…you know, get your karma back on track?
Ian
Uhhh go back and find that wallet?
Ian
Things can’t get worse…
Nate
Karma’s a bitch dude.
Nate
And don’t bad things happen in 3s?
Ian
Ahhh…guess I’ll just go home…
Ian
Guess I’m no so lucky after all.
Nate
Haha looks like you’re not.
Ian
I’m going home. Ttyl.
Ian
THIS HUNDRED DOLLARS IS CURSED
Ian
HE AND I AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE BET ON THE BASKETBALL GAME
Ian
AND I LOST THE BET I MADE
Nate
Or maybe you just have the worst luck imaginable…that’s what you found. Shitty luck.
Nate
You should be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Ian
I NEED TO FIND THAT WALLET
Ian
I THOUGHT I HIT THE JACKPOT TODAY BUT NOOOOOO
Nate
bro calm down, it’s just money. You’ll go to work tomorrow and earn some more, you’ll pay everything off.
Ian
I know…it’s just frustrating because I didn’t owe anything when I started the day
Ian
and now I have to pay two different people and the state!
Ian
AND I CANT FIND THAT WALLET
Ian
I DON’T WANT THIS MONEY ANYMORE!
Nate
You could donate it? Idk…there's someone who always needs a little extra cash...
Nate
Except I don’t want that tainted $100! lol
Nate
Guess you could just leave it where you found it and somebody else will find the cursed $100…
Ian
I just gave it to a homeless person.
Nate
Now they can buy a couple meals and such.
Nate
Hopefully karma was watching…maybe she’ll repay you.
Ian
DID YOU WATCH THE NEWS TODAY?
Nate
I just woke up…I haven’t left my bed.
Ian
THE HOMELESS PERSON I GAVE THE $100 TO…
Ian
BOUGHT ONE LOTTERY TICKET
Ian
AND WON 3.5 MILLION DOLLARS
