One week later, Callie gets a text.
Zain
Zain
Hey, I see you.
Callie
Callie
What do you mean?
Zain
Zain
At O’Leary’s Pub.
Zain
Zain
I’m here too.
Zain
Zain
Over by the painting.
Callie searches the room and finds Zain sitting alone at a table.
She decides to get up and say hello.
But just before she reaches the table, a cute young woman joins Zain,
And plants a kiss on his cheek. Callie spins around and goes back to her table.
Then CALLIE’S date returns to her table with two drinks.
And sure – she only went out on this date on a whim, but since she knows Zain is watching…
She gives her date a kiss on the lips.
Two hours later, when she’s back home, Callie gets a text.
Zain
Zain
You alone?
Callie
Callie
Yes.
Zain
Zain
So how’d your date go?
Callie
Callie
Good.
Zain
Zain
Seriously? Good? That’s all you’re gonna give me?
Callie
Callie
Yeah. And how did YOUR date go?
Zain
Zain
Good.
Callie
Callie
Touche.
Zain
Zain
I’m alone. You’re alone. I’m gonna say it.
Zain
Zain
Neither of our dates was that great.
Zain
Zain
Because if they had been, we wouldn’t be texting each other right now.
Zain
Zain
We’d be making out with our dates.
Zain
Zain
Am I right?
Callie
Callie
You’re right.
Zain
Zain
So how’s your mattress doing?
Zain
Zain
You know my mattress flipping comes with a lifetime warranty.
Zain
Zain
If there’s EVER any issue with your mattress…
Zain
Zain
You are entitled to a FULL servicing.
Callie
Callie
You know, now that you mention it, I do feel a little lacking in firmness.
Callie
Callie
I think you need to come over
Callie
Callie
And take care of that.
Zain
Zain
Be right there, ma’am.
Fifteen minutes later Zain is in Callie’s bed,
Providing Callie with full service as promised.
When they’re finished, he works up the courage to speak.
Zain
Zain
So…...
Callie
Callie
Mmmmmmmmm. What?
Zain
Zain
Think you’re going to see that guy again?
Callie
Callie
I don’t know. Maybe.
Zain
Zain
I have to admit, I was a little jealous when I saw you with him.
Callie
Callie
Zain, remember what I said.
Zain
Zain
I don’t want this to be serious.
Zain
Zain
I get it.
Zain
Zain
And it doesn’t have to be. We don’t have to be exclusive.
Zain
Zain
As long as I get to flip your mattress every so often. Okay?
Callie
Callie
It’s a deal.
Zain
Zain
Do you want me to leave now?
Callie
Callie
No. We’re not done yet.
And that night, for the first time, Zain stays the night.
Callie and Zain stay in touch for about a month, trading texts back and forth.
But then Callie doesn’t hear from Zain for two straight weeks.
Even though they aren’t a couple, that’s a long time without touching base.
So Callie decides to text him.
Callie
Callie
Hey, how’s your computer?
Callie
Callie
Your handy on-call technician is available to take care of all your computer needs!
Callie
Callie
And your non-computer needs, too. 😉
one hour later
Zain
Zain
Hey.
Callie
Callie
Hey!
Zain
Zain
Can I stop by?
Callie
Callie
Sure! I’m here!
Five minutes later Zain knocks on Callie’s door.
Callie is wearing the black camisole and black skirt that she wore the first time that Zain flipped her mattress.
Callie
Callie
Hey, stranger. I wanted to show you something.
Callie goes into the bedroom and returns with two black silk scarves and a black blindfold.
Callie
Callie
You said you wanted to try this.
Callie
Callie
I thought we could tonight.
Zain
Zain
Oh, man.
Zain
Zain
You’re making this really difficult.
Callie
Callie
Uh-oh. What is it?
Zain
Zain
My old girlfriend Julia moved back to New York.
Callie
Callie
That girl I moved to the cloud?
Callie
Callie
The pretty redhead?
Zain
Zain
That’s the one.
Callie
Callie
And?
Zain
Zain
And we decided to get back together.
Callie
Callie
Oh.
Callie
Callie
Bummer.
Callie
Callie
I mean, I’m happy for you.
Callie
Callie
But sad for my sex life.
Zain
Zain
I’m sad for my sex life too.
Zain
Zain
I mean, I’m sad to be losing sex with you.
Zain
Zain
But I’m not going to cheat on Julia.
Callie
Callie
No, of course not.
Zain
Zain
Callie, if you had…
Callie
Callie
If I had what?
Zain
Zain
Nothing.
Callie
Callie
No, what is it?
Zain
Zain
If you had wanted this to be something serious, maybe…
Zain
Zain
No, it doesn’t matter. The fact is, you didn’t.
Zain
Zain
And you still don’t.
Zain
Zain
Right?
Callie
Callie
Right. That’s what I said.
Zain
Zain
I know guys are the ones who are supposed to just want sex.
Zain
Zain
Or to not have to associate sex with…you know…
Zain
Zain
Love.
Zain
Zain
But our sex was so great.
Zain
Zain
It felt like there had to be something more going on.
Callie
Callie
It was great sex.
Zain
Zain
It felt like I knew what you wanted…
Zain
Zain
And you knew what I wanted…
Zain
Zain
Before the other person knew what to ask for.
Zain
Zain
You know what I mean?
Callie
Callie
I know.
Zain
Zain
It’s not like I’ve had sex with a ton of girls.
Zain
Zain
But that was the best sex I’ve ever had.
Zain
Zain
And not just because it was physically good.
Zain
Zain
Anyway, I just wanted you to know that.
Callie
Callie
Thanks, Zain. It was the best I’ve ever had too.
Callie
Callie
And I’ll never forget it.
Zain
Zain
Well, Julia’s upstairs. I should go.
Callie
Callie
Bye, Zain. Thanks again for everything.
Zain
Zain
Bye, Callie. Take care.
Later Callie goes to bed on the mattress she used so happily with Zain.
And wonders if she made a big mistake.
Zain
Zain