Stacy
should I buy a one piece or a two piece?
Stacy
when’s the beach trip again?
Eve
3 days!!! don’t forget your towel like last year :p
Stacy
Brett’s here with some girl!!!!!????
Stacy
I’ve never seen her before
Stacy
she must not go to NHS
Stacy
do you think he’s cheating on me?
Eve
don’t jump to conclusions =/
Stacy
he told me he wasn’t doing anything this weekend
Stacy
why would he lie to me?
Stacy
he said: "not too much...how about you?"
Stacy
I asked him what he was doing
Stacy
AND HE SAID NOT TOO MUCH
Eve
he didn’t just ignore you
Eve
but that’s still not cool
Eve
his best friend? why?
Stacy
I’m doing detective work
Stacy
im asking: "hey what are you and Brett up to this weekend? movies at my house tonight?"
Eve
what are Brett and the girl doing?
Stacy
they left the movies and now they’re eating food
Eve
Devin said "can’t this weekend. baseball tournament."
Stacy
uhhhhhh Devin wasn’t helpful
Eve
what if you ask Devin what Brett’s up to because u want to surprise him?
Stacy
THIS IS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS
Stacy
BECAUSE YOU ARE BRILLIANT
Stacy
he said "uh not sure. haven’t talked to him since Thursday."
Stacy
Devin isn’t any help.
Eve
that’s hardcore bro code
Stacy
you think Devin’s lying?
Eve
but Devin’s not going to say oh my boy’s cheating on you
Eve
he’s going to play dumb
Stacy
THEY’RE TAKING A PICTURE
Stacy
CHECK ALL FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Eve
it’s just a pic of them with milkshakes
Stacy
you’re right...no caption
Eve
why would he Instagram his date
Eve
that makes no sense because you saw it too
Stacy
that’s his way of breaking up with me :(
Eve
you think he’d pull a jerk move like that????
Eve
I’ll break his legs if that’s how he ends it
Stacy
can you call him for me?
Stacy
tell him you’re planning me a surprise party
Stacy
and you want to know where to have it
Eve
your birthday is 3 months away
Stacy
exactly. that’s why you’re booking a venue now
Stacy
HE DIDN’T TAKE YOUR CALL
Eve
lol I know I was there.
Eve
but it’s not like you or his mom is calling
Eve
he’s not tight with me
Eve
so this doesn’t mean anything
Eve
you’re stalking him at the mall
Eve
and then you plan to phone his mother?!
Stacy
I’m turning into a crazy person. =/
Eve
well I still love you
Eve
what if you text him and be like oh you’re at the mall?
Stacy
but then he’ll know I’ve been watching him
Eve
it’ll look like you just saw him
Eve
and then you can nonchalantly ask about the girl
Stacy
you sure this is a good idea? I won’t come across as creepy and obsessed?
Eve
you know like hey I didn’t know you were at the mall too =)
Eve
and then he’ll be all oh you’re here too?
Eve
and then you bring up the girl
Eve
oh who’s that you’re with?
Stacy
wait...what if he doesn’t respond?
Eve
he responded to your other text
Stacy
ok i sent it and he said "oh you’re here? I don’t see you"
Stacy
does he sound like he got caught?
Eve
he could just be confused
Stacy
i said "haha yeah I’m here."
Stacy
do you think he’s going to flee?
Stacy
should I give away my hiding spot?
Stacy
THIS IS GOING HORRIBLY WRONG
Stacy
should I just walk up to him?
Stacy
and act shocked that he’s with someone?
Eve
uuhhh I haven’t thought this plan all the way through
Stacy
omg he just said "want to meet someone? =)"
Stacy
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Stacy
WANT TO MEET THE GF I’M REPLACING YOU WITH?
Eve
that’d be quite the evil mind trick
Eve
let me know who it is
Stacy
she’s visiting for the weekend
Stacy
and he didn’t know until last night
Stacy
and she’s actually super cool
Stacy
guess he can keep his legs for now ;)
Eve
lol always got your back.
Brett
hey Stace, this isn’t easy but lmk when you’re free...we need to talk
