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Hi Ben.
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You there?
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Ben
Hey.
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Hey! How’s it going?
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Good. You?
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Great.
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Ben
That’s great.
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You don’t know who this is, do you?
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Ben
Of course I do.
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Ok. Who is it?
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didn’t expect to hear from you so soon ;)
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Really?
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Ben
Last night was…
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Last night?
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Ben
Last week?
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There was someone last week too?
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Feel like I’m digging myself a hole.
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Please, keep digging.
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Ben
if you’re not from last night or last wk…
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I can’t believe you didn’t keep my #
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Did we date?
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Never mind. This was obviously a bad idea.
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No, no. You can’t just text and then not tell me who you are.
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Think back.
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How far back?
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College.
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Uh-oh.
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I know, two years ago. Must be hard.
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You went to NYU?
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No, but my best friend’s boyfriend did. Remember Becca?
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As in Andy and Becca?
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Ding-ding.
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So you must be…
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:)
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Kellie.
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KALI!
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Right. Close enough.
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Kali
Do you even remember me?
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Sure. Becca’s best friend.
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Kali
God. I thought maybe you had grown up some.
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I am grown. So up.
Kali
Kali
Sounds like it.
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Ok, Kali. What do you want?
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Kali
You’re still friends with Andy, right?
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The best of friends. We’re even roommates.
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Kali
And how happy is Andy?
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Happy, I guess?
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I mean, he did get laid off recently. And mostly he stays in his room...
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Kali
So basically he’s a shut-in?
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Kali
Do you think he still has feelings for Becca?
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What are you getting at?
Kali
Kali
Remember the promise?
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God. The promise. So lame.
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Kali
Totally. But they believed it.
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Right. If they were still together at their five-year high school reunion…
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Kali
Then they’d get engaged. They even had matching promise rings.
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I tried to tell him high school relationships never last.
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Kali
But their’s almost did.
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Almost.
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Kali
Becca still wears her ring.
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Really?
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Kali
I think they still love each other. Do you know what’s coming up?
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Mardis gras?
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Kali
Their five year reunion!
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I feel like you’re up to something.
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Kali
Do you think Andy still loves Becca?
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No way. He’s moved on.
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Kali
Did he keep the ring?
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I’m sure he got rid of it.
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Kali
Prove it. You said you’re roommates. See if he hid it anywhere.
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You want me to snoop?
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Kali
:)
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This is so not cool.
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Kali
Don’t you want to see your best friend happy again?
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Ben
All right. He’s at the laundromat. I guess I could take a quick peek…
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Kali
Hurry.
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Ben
You’re trouble.
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Kali
;) You don't know the half of it.
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Okay, I’m looking around his desk. He’s been working on a novel.
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Kali
I thought he was a stock analyst.
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Unemployed stock analyst.
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Kali
See anything?
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Rubber bands? Paper clips? Why does he have so many paper clips?
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Kali
Keep searching!
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I AM.
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Nothing in the desk. Checking the nightstand.
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There’s a copy of Twilight in the drawer :-/
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Kali
Aw.
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No ring though.
Kali
Kali
Check his sock drawer. That’s where all guys keep their private stuff.
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Know this from experience?
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Kali
;) Any luck?
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Holy crap!
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Kali
What? The ring?
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No. My socks! He’s been stealing my socks!
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Kali
Stay focused, Ben.
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Sorry. I don’t know where else to look.
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Kali
The closet?
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All right...shoes, belts...wait - here’s a cigar box...
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Kali
Open it!
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It’s taped shut.
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I think I heard something…
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Just hurry.
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I think someone’s unlocking the front door.
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Kali
Open the box!
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If he catches me, I’m screwed!
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Kali
Just open it!!!
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Woah.
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Kali
What?
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Pictures. Of him and Becca. And…
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Kali
Ben?
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The ring. He kept the ring. Crap. I hear him.
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Kali
PUT IT BACK.
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I AM.
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Kali
What’s happening?
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Kali
Ben? Did he catch you?
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STOP TEXTING.
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Ok. I’m in my room.
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Kali
What happened?
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I put the box back but he found me in his room.
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I told him I’d run out of socks ;)
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Kali
Nice.
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I guess. It was a close call.
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Kali
But now we know.
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It doesn’t mean he loves her.
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Kali
It means he still has feelings. They’re both so miserable.
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Kali
What if they’re meant to be together?
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What are we supposed to do about it??
Kali
Kali
Their five year reunion is in two months. If we can get them back together by then…
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They’ll get married.
Kali
Kali
Don’t you want Andy to be happy?
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I can’t believe he kept the ring.
Kali
Kali
We have to do whatever we can to get them back together.
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So we’re like cupids?
Kali
Kali
Sure. Or love angels.
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So, cupids…
Kali
Kali
Whatever. The point is, we have to work together.
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Ben
Okay. Wait. Doesn’t Becca live in Seattle?
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Kali
We both do. We’re roommates. :)
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We live in NYC! This is basically impossible!
Kali
Kali
Nothing is impossible. :)
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Andy just came in my room and said a publisher was interested in his novel!!!
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He thanked me for sending it????!
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Kali
:)
Kali
Kali
I work for a publishing house. It wasn’t hard to get Andy’s e-mail.
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Kali
I said you sent it with the best intentions ;)
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Great…
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Kali
When he flies to Seattle for the meeting I’m going to make sure he “accidentally” runs into Becca.
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I hope you know what you’re doing.
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Kali
Of course. We have nothing to lose. :oD
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Except our best friends...
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