paulieboy
im going on a mission and i need your help
paulieboy
yeah. i think i found the Ahole who stole my bike >:-|
paulieboy
u got an owl in your bedroom now? :-D
josher
i got a bed in my bedroom that im going 2 sleep on if u don’t get 2 the point. its frickin midnight!
paulieboy
my bike was stolen a week ago right?
josher
im fluffing my teddy bear
paulieboy
from the front lawn of my house
josher
im zipping my pj’s up in the back
paulieboy
i saw a guy riding around on it 2day. plain as F’in day right here in the neighborhood
paulieboy
focus dude. i saw him and i followed on foot.. feet. right 2 that big old rambling house at 112 Middleton
josher
hot sticky shit! thats a block from my crib! :-O
josher
hey i saw that house just changed hands a couple of months ago!
paulieboy
right. thug house now i think
josher
yeah i’ve seen motorcycles there
paulieboy
right. so i need u 2 front me. stand out on the sidewalk across from the house
paulieboy
and tell me if the dudes roll back home while im getting my bike back
paulieboy
yeah. i just cased the joint and now im in the bushes out back in the field behind the house.
paulieboy
i saw 3 thugs crotch Harleys and hog on outta here
josher
real bad dudes huh? i can c why u need my help
paulieboy
yeah my little sister’s asleep so i thought of u
josher
im tucking in my blowup doll
paulieboy
ok. u the man :-D
paulieboy
here’s the plan: there’s a big garage in the backyard.
paulieboy
i’ll climb the back fence and go in the garage and get my bike out and make a gr8 escape.
paulieboy
while u stand watch on the street out front
josher
mission im‘spoke’able huh?
josher
u sure its your bike?
paulieboy
hell yeah bro! same color same make same model. gotta b
josher
did u check the serial #?
paulieboy
how!? the bike’s in their garage. and i don’t have the serial # anyway
paulieboy
dad bought me the bike remember?
paulieboy
when the bus strike was on and he got sick of waiting around in the morning 2 drive me 2 college.
paulieboy
i never saw the bill and never recorded the #
josher
this sounds like an operation bro! no bike left behind >:-|
josher
ok im posted out front on the sidewalk by the streetlamp. man thats a rough looking property in the dark!
josher
u ready 2 go over the top?
paulieboy
check. driveway still clear?
josher
all clear. no hogs in sight
paulieboy
ok im leaving the bush cover and climbing the fence
josher
what man? caught on the wire?
paulieboy
no. i just noticed i got some F’in burrs on my back
josher
now u no how your dads back feels. he’s been carrying u 4 years :-P
paulieboy
i think i might’ve ripped my nut sack on the chain link at the top! and i tore the seat of my pants coming down!
josher
LMFAO damn you’re a tough guy bro!
paulieboy
stubbed my F’in toe on a garbage can behind the garage! racket back here dude!
josher
thats your entrance music bro. LOL
josher
who u calling a pussy!?
paulieboy
the F’in cat whose tail i just stepped on!
josher
:-) stealth just isn’t your suit man!
paulieboy
no my F’in screwdriver! on the back door of the garage
josher
oh oh. motorcycle coming!
josher
sorry. false alarm dude. some jackass starting a lawnmower or something down the block
paulieboy
hey! there’s a small window back here with just a garbage bag taped over it. im going in!
josher
garbage in garbage out ;-)
josher
b careful bro. its b&e now
paulieboy
im in the garage. flashlight on. UFB! its like a bicycle chop shop in here! bikes stacked along the walls and hanging from the ceiling!
paulieboy
u should c this man! must be over 100 2wheelrs in here
josher
somethings coming down the street bro. just one light
josher
just yanking your chain bro. get it? ‘chain’ like bike chain. it was just a broad on a scooter
paulieboy
hey i c my bike! you’re coming home baby! papi’s taking u home! rescue mission
josher
its not a POW and you’re not F’in Chuck Norris dude! get it and get out. your allowance won’t cover bail
josher
INCOMING! HEAVY METAL THUNDER! 3 MOTORCYCLES! MOVING FAST!
paulieboy
i hear them! fuck! the bike won’t fit thru the window!
josher
THEY’VE SPOTTED ME! IM IN THE SPOTLIGHT!
josher
2 OF THEM R ROLLING UP THE DRIVEWAY! 1 OF THEM IS ROLLING UP ON ME!
paulieboy
i can’t get the fucking back door open! its stuck! create a diversion!
josher
GO BRO GO! THUGS OPENING UP THE GARAGE DOOR! THUG POINTING AT ME!
paulieboy
i got the back door open!
paulieboy
fuck! i think i bent the bike frame when i thru it over the fence!
josher
IM ON MY OWN BIKE SON! RUNNING SCARED!
paulieboy
shit! i think i twisted my ankle when i hit the ground on the other side of the fence!
josher
C U L8TER! OVER AND OUTTA HERE!
paulieboy
Josh? a little help
paulieboy
hard guy my sorry skinned ass!
josher
so...did u get home alright bro?
paulieboy
yeah. no thx 2 u :-(
josher
mission accomplished! :-P
paulieboy
my dad heard me in our garage. he’d dug up the bill for the bike
paulieboy
the serial #’s don’t match
paulieboy
my dad says he was going 2 buy me a new bike anyway...
paulieboy
from those guys who just set up a business reconditioning and selling used bikes – at 112 Middleton
josher
HA-HA-HA-HA! lucky i was sleeping in bed with teddy and blowup doll the whole time
josher
don’t worry...i’ll visit u in the joint bro. no conjugal tho ok. i need my butt 4 riding bike
