Halloween Zombie Massacre
by Laird Long
OMG i’m surrounded by zombies! :-O
they’re going to eat me alive!
save me stephen!!
ARRRRGH
ha ha. very funny gina :-(
u still playing?
gina?
gina!?
LOL yeah i love Zombieton USA
u haven’t met a video game u don’t love ;-)
like u!
thanks. i like u too :-)
>:-P
u shouldn’t have left so early. i told u my parents are out of town
it’s three in the morning gina! i have to be at my job at eight :-(
well, if you’d rather be working than gaming with me...
i liked all your halloween decorations
aren’t they AWESOME? :-))
it helps that we live right next to a cemetery :-O makes everything more spooky
only two more days til the big night. or is it...
u should get to bed! even nerds need their sleep |-O
look who’s geeking who!
ok. i’ll just blow away these zombie presidential candidates and then
OMG
what? zombie mouse run up your
OMG there was a wicked loud thump on the front door stephen!
i could hear it all the way down here in the base
what’s going on?
u joking around gina?
hello!?
there was another loud thump!
someone knocking on your door at this hour!?
yeah i know! um.. OMG another thump!
it’s not going away!
i’m not joking stephen!
someone...or something is trying to get in!
uh...do you have a panic room in your house gina?
no!
i...think i’d better see what it was
ha ha. it was probably just the wind blowing a branch or something
i’ve been playing too many scary video games :-O
careful gina. this is ‘real life’
i’m not hiding! from life...i’m going to check it out
so what was it?
who or what made the noise?
hello!?
gina!?
THERE’S A ZOMBIE AT THE FRONT DOOR
yeah...right
you’re joking >:-\
I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND STEPHEN
THERE’S A FUCKING ZOMBIE BANGING ON MY FRONT DOOR
TRYING TO GET IN
what are u
i saw him through the peephole! all bloody and ragged and dirty!
his face half-eaten away!!
the door’s locked but he’s rattling it
OH GOD
what!!??
i...just heard something in the kitchen...at the back of the house.
go upstairs to your bedroom and lock yourself in gina!! i’m on my way back over!!
i’m checking it out...there aren’t any such things as actual
gina!?
GINA
THERE’S A ZOMBIE IN THE KITCHEN
there can’t
i just saw her thru the swinging door!
she came in thru the open window in the kitchen!
she’s missing an arm stephen!!
i’m getting my dad’s shotgun from his closet!
i’m coming over gina!! i’ll be right there!!
i’ll bring my brother’s duck gun!
gina!?
GINA
i kicked open the kitchen door and shot at the zombie...
but the gun didn’t fire!!
no shells! i don’t know where they are! i can’t find
THERE’S A ZOMBIE IN MY KITCHEN AND AT MY FRONT DOOR
is this really happening!!??
HELP
i’m on my way gina!!
run up to your room! lock the door! look for me out your window!
HURRY
i see u stephen! i heard your scooter and now i
BOTH ZOMBIES ARE INSIDE OF THE HOUSE
i can hear them downstairs!!
AND NOW I SEE TWO MORE ZOMBIES COMING UP OUT OF THE GRAVES NEXT DOOR
STEPHEN
i’m on your front lawn gina! see me!?
YES
i’m locked and loaded
the two zombies are climbing over the cemetery fence!
ON YOUR LEFT STEPHEN
i see them!
holy crap! they’re all dirty and bloody...faces hanging in strips.
SHOOT THE FUCKERS! THEY’RE RIGHT ON TOP OF U
OMG that was close!!
are they...dead?
deader than ever...i think
they really flew backwards didn’t they?
THERE’S A ZOMBIE RIGHT BEHIND U
SHOOT THE FUCKER
are u ok stephen!!??
he...touched me. grabbed my neck
let’s see if he has any identification
NEXT TO U STEPHEN! THE FEMALE ZOMBIE FROM THE KITCHEN
I’M COMING TO HELP U STEPHEN
I’M COMING
NO
i got her! finally.
but she.
what!?
she bit me...gina
stephen!?
why are u looking up at me like that?
stephen!!??
OMG YOU’RE ONE OF THEM NOW
DON’T COME INSIDE
I’LL
I’VE GOT SHELLS FOR THE SHOTGUN NOW
STOP
STEPHEN
ok
i hid your dad’s shotgun shells when i was over earlier btw
i think you know tim, zach, anna, and ben
my ZOMBIE friends :-O
why don’t u wave back at them gina?
HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN
you...this was all a practical joke!!??
:D i know how much u love practical jokes
almost as much as u love gaming and halloween
stephen...
THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!
u know me pretty well don’t u stephen ;^)
i’d like to know u even better gina
want to go to the zombie walk with me? on halloween...
um...let me chew on it for awhile :-P
ok. YES
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