Nora
No luck at the massage parlor.
Nora
Yes. Been here all day. Still haven’t seen him.
Cheryl
But he’s there five days a week. Always on Saturday
Nora
Have not seen him. Please advise.
Cheryl
I guess we’ll try tomorrow.
Nora
I bill by the hour. This could get expensive.
Cheryl
I don’t have any more money beyond the retainer I paid.
Cheryl
My credit cards are maxed out.
Nora
Any ideas where else he may show?
Cheryl
No. I just need proof he’s not unemployed.
Cheryl
He has money but refuses to pay alimony and child support.
Cheryl
They’re going to evict me.
Nora
I can’t help you unless we find him.
Cheryl
He goes there often, even while we were married.
Nora
This is a front for prostitution?
Nora
Why didn’t you tell me that before?
Cheryl
I was afraid you wouldn’t take the case
Nora
For this to work you have to be completely honest
Cheryl
Please get me proof he’s working under the table.
Cheryl
And proof that place is a whorehouse.
Nora
I’m a private eye, not a cop.
Cheryl
I realize that, but it will help my case.
Cheryl
He’s a deadbeat dad and a creep!
Nora
Let me get back to you.
Mike
For you babe, always.
Mike
You used to be. Need to be again ☺
Nora
I need help. Can you to go into a massage parlor?
Nora
I can’t do it myself
Nora
I need to know if the place offers sex to male clients
Mike
You want me to ask for a happy ending? ☺
Nora
No!!! I just need reconnaissance
Mike
What kind of case are you on?
Nora
Financial disclosure. Divorce. I need to know if the place offers sex.
Mike
Only if you’ll meet me for dinner
Nora
No. It’s over between us. This is strictly business
Mike
OK… I’ll get to work getting that massage...
Mike
but how about a foot massage for you later?
Nora
What’s with you and your weird foot fetish!?
Mike
I don’t have a foot fetish
Mike
What makes you think so?
Nora
When we were dating you always complimented me on my shoes.
Nora
Especially when I wore heels, or open toes.
Mike
You have great looking feet. What can I say?
Mike
You should show them off more often
Nora
You ARE a freak. Admit it.
Mike
I like what I like. Wouldn’t call it freakish.
Nora
Will you help me or not?
Mike
Can I give you a foot massage?
Mike
Then no dice. Agree to the foot massage and send me a selfie of your feet
Nora
You’ve got to be kidding.
Mike
Take it or leave it. Do it now, or no reconnaissance for you.
Nora
Fine. I’ll get someone else to do it.
Mike
I can’t see your feet. Take another.
Nora
It’s all you get. You going to help me or not?
Nora
K, but only after this case is closed
Mike
Babe, you have a deal
