iPrivateEye: Season 3 - Episode 1
by John Shepphird
I don’t search for lost dogs.
You’re a private eye.
But not a pet detective.
I went to the police. They won’t help.
Try Animal Control.
I just came from the pound. Coco is not there.
I’ll pay double your rate.
It’s not a matter of money.
Triple.
I wouldn’t know where to start.
This is a DOGNAPPING! Please help me.
Did you receive a ransom note?
No.
Maybe your dog ran away.
Impossible. Coco loves me. She’s my emotional support animal.
Just look at her.
Cute. You take it on flights?
HER!
Sorry.
SHE goes everywhere with me. I’m offering a $5K for you to find her.
$5,000?
Never mind, I found someone else who can help me. Lou Bates.
That’s a bad idea.
Why?
Bates has a horrible reputation.
You know him?
Unfortunately yes.
He’s a bounty hunter.
I know.
He seemed nice on the phone.
He’s a con man. Don’t hire him.
I haven’t. We just talked. Will you take the case?
Don’t do anything until I consult with my partner.
Well, I need help NOW.
Give me ten minutes. I’ll get back to you.
Please hurry.
Nora switches to her text chain with Mike.
Mike, you around?
What do you need now?
You and your dog. But mostly your dog.
My dog?
I’ve got a plan.
But Hunter is chilling out right now. See?
He can’t be bothered.
I need Hunter’s help finding a missing dog.
My lazy mongrel?
He’s got a nose on him. You said he can track anything.
Why do you contact me only when you need something?
Not true.
So true.
It’s never…hey let’s grab a bite and hang out.
I’ve been super busy.
You’ve been avoiding me.
No.
Face it, you’re choosing to be lonely and miserable.
I’m not miserable.
Don’t forget lonely.
Listen, I’ve got a client offering $5K. She wants to hire Bates.
The dude that worked with your dad?
Yeah, until he betrayed us.
What?! How?
Embezzling — I found out after dad’s funeral.
You never told me that.
At one time, dad said Bates was the son he never had.
And yet he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Yeah. I think Bates used the stolen money to open his bail bonds business.
Bail Bonds?
Yeah. That’s why we’ve got to move on this thing.
Wish we could help but the game just started.
Then set your DVR.
Haven’t I done you enough favors?
It's not a favor. We’re in business together.
You know I always pay you fairly.
And you know I don’t cash your checks.
That’s your stupid choice.
I’m stupid??
I didn’t say that.
Come on, Mike, you have to help.
Count me out.
Why are you so mad at me?
Let’s just say I’m tired of being used.
You think I use you?
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Mike! Can’t we talk about this? Call me.
I’ve moved on. Gotta go.
Seriously?
It’s over between us.
What does that mean?
Over means over.
Fine.
Thanks for nothing, partner.
Nora switches back to her text chain with Tess.
So where was Coco was last seen?
Outside my condo.
Email me specifics.
So you’ll take the case?
Yes. There’s a link on my website to PayPal for the retainer.
I pay now?
A deposit. In good faith.
I’m offering $5,000 when she’s returned. No retainer.
I can’t work for free.
Bates has agreed to my terms.
You hired Bates?
Yes.
Why?
I told you, I’m desperate—
I’m hiring both of you.
Excuse me?
He didn’t ask for a retainer. Bounty hunters collect upon results.
This complicates things.
Are you taking the case or not?
Email me the details. And I’ll need something with Coco’s scent
Like what?
Her bed, or a dog toy.
OK.
I’ll get back to you.
Nora clicks on her text chain with Mike.
Mike, my client hired Bates.
I’m watching the game.
Hunter is our secret weapon.
No.
Please? Let’s work together one last time. I have to beat Bates.
Don’t let your emotions cloud your judgement.
I’m always emotional about my work.
Yeah right. You buried your emotions long ago.
What does that mean?
Figure it out.
Mike, come on. This is my one chance to settle the score.
By beating him to the punch?
Yeah.
It’s not worth it.
Please help me. Just this one last time.
We had a good thing going. You broke it off.
Maybe I’m the stupid one.
In many ways you are…
I’m not perfect. I admit it.
And yet you’re quick to criticize me.
I need your help. Seriously. Don’t make me beg.
OK, but after this case I’m blocking you from my phone.
Deal.
I’m serious.
So am I.
I’ll never bother you again.
Whatever you say. But Hunter’s onto you.
So what do you want us to do?
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