Nora
Nora
I don’t search for lost dogs.
Tess
Tess
You’re a private eye.
Nora
Nora
But not a pet detective.
Tess
Tess
I went to the police. They won’t help.
Nora
Nora
Try Animal Control.
Tess
Tess
I just came from the pound. Coco is not there.
Tess
Tess
I’ll pay double your rate.
Nora
Nora
It’s not a matter of money.
Tess
Tess
Triple.
Nora
Nora
I wouldn’t know where to start.
Tess
Tess
This is a DOGNAPPING! Please help me.
Nora
Nora
Did you receive a ransom note?
Tess
Tess
No.
Nora
Nora
Maybe your dog ran away.
Tess
Tess
Impossible. Coco loves me. She’s my emotional support animal.
Tess
Tess
Just look at her.
Tess
Tess
Nora
Nora
Cute. You take it on flights?
Tess
Tess
HER!
Nora
Nora
Sorry.
Tess
Tess
SHE goes everywhere with me. I’m offering a $5K for you to find her.
Nora
Nora
$5,000?
Tess
Tess
Never mind, I found someone else who can help me. Lou Bates.
Nora
Nora
That’s a bad idea.
Tess
Tess
Why?
Nora
Nora
Bates has a horrible reputation.
Tess
Tess
You know him?
Nora
Nora
Unfortunately yes.
Tess
Tess
He’s a bounty hunter.
Nora
Nora
I know.
Tess
Tess
He seemed nice on the phone.
Nora
Nora
He’s a con man. Don’t hire him.
Tess
Tess
I haven’t. We just talked. Will you take the case?
Nora
Nora
Don’t do anything until I consult with my partner.
Tess
Tess
Well, I need help NOW.
Nora
Nora
Give me ten minutes. I’ll get back to you.
Tess
Tess
Please hurry.
Nora switches to her text chain with Mike.
Nora
Nora
Mike, you around?
Mike
Mike
What do you need now?
Nora
Nora
You and your dog. But mostly your dog.
Mike
Mike
My dog?
Nora
Nora
I’ve got a plan.
Mike
Mike
But Hunter is chilling out right now. See?
Mike
Mike
Mike
Mike
He can’t be bothered.
Nora
Nora
I need Hunter’s help finding a missing dog.
Mike
Mike
My lazy mongrel?
Nora
Nora
He’s got a nose on him. You said he can track anything.
Mike
Mike
Why do you contact me only when you need something?
Nora
Nora
Not true.
Mike
Mike
So true.
Mike
Mike
It’s never…hey let’s grab a bite and hang out.
Nora
Nora
I’ve been super busy.
Mike
Mike
You’ve been avoiding me.
Nora
Nora
No.
Mike
Mike
Face it, you’re choosing to be lonely and miserable.
Nora
Nora
I’m not miserable.
Mike
Mike
Don’t forget lonely.
Nora
Nora
Listen, I’ve got a client offering $5K. She wants to hire Bates.
Mike
Mike
The dude that worked with your dad?
Nora
Nora
Yeah, until he betrayed us.
Mike
Mike
What?! How?
Nora
Nora
Embezzling — I found out after dad’s funeral.
Mike
Mike
You never told me that.
Nora
Nora
At one time, dad said Bates was the son he never had.
Mike
Mike
And yet he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Nora
Nora
Yeah. I think Bates used the stolen money to open his bail bonds business.
Mike
Mike
Bail Bonds?
Nora
Nora
Yeah. That’s why we’ve got to move on this thing.
Mike
Mike
Wish we could help but the game just started.
Nora
Nora
Then set your DVR.
Mike
Mike
Haven’t I done you enough favors?
Nora
Nora
It's not a favor. We’re in business together.
Nora
Nora
You know I always pay you fairly.
Mike
Mike
And you know I don’t cash your checks.
Nora
Nora
That’s your stupid choice.
Mike
Mike
I’m stupid??
Nora
Nora
I didn’t say that.
Nora
Nora
Come on, Mike, you have to help.
Mike
Mike
Count me out.
Nora
Nora
Why are you so mad at me?
Mike
Mike
Let’s just say I’m tired of being used.
Nora
Nora
You think I use you?
Mike
Mike
👍
Nora
Nora
Mike! Can’t we talk about this? Call me.
Mike
Mike
I’ve moved on. Gotta go.
Nora
Nora
Seriously?
Mike
Mike
It’s over between us.
Nora
Nora
What does that mean?
Mike
Mike
Over means over.
Nora
Nora
Fine.
Nora
Nora
Thanks for nothing, partner.
Nora switches back to her text chain with Tess.
Nora
Nora
So where was Coco was last seen?
Tess
Tess
Outside my condo.
Nora
Nora
Email me specifics.
Tess
Tess
So you’ll take the case?
Nora
Nora
Yes. There’s a link on my website to PayPal for the retainer.
Tess
Tess
I pay now?
Nora
Nora
A deposit. In good faith.
Tess
Tess
I’m offering $5,000 when she’s returned. No retainer.
Nora
Nora
I can’t work for free.
Tess
Tess
Bates has agreed to my terms.
Nora
Nora
You hired Bates?
Tess
Tess
Yes.
Nora
Nora
Why?
Tess
Tess
I told you, I’m desperate—
Tess
Tess
I’m hiring both of you.
Nora
Nora
Excuse me?
Tess
Tess
He didn’t ask for a retainer. Bounty hunters collect upon results.
Nora
Nora
This complicates things.
Tess
Tess
Are you taking the case or not?
Nora
Nora
Email me the details. And I’ll need something with Coco’s scent
Tess
Tess
Like what?
Nora
Nora
Her bed, or a dog toy.
Tess
Tess
OK.
Nora
Nora
I’ll get back to you.
Nora clicks on her text chain with Mike.
Nora
Nora
Mike, my client hired Bates.
Mike
Mike
I’m watching the game.
Nora
Nora
Hunter is our secret weapon.
Mike
Mike
No.
Nora
Nora
Please? Let’s work together one last time. I have to beat Bates.
Mike
Mike
Don’t let your emotions cloud your judgement.
Nora
Nora
I’m always emotional about my work.
Mike
Mike
Yeah right. You buried your emotions long ago.
Nora
Nora
What does that mean?
Mike
Mike
Figure it out.
Nora
Nora
Mike, come on. This is my one chance to settle the score.
Mike
Mike
By beating him to the punch?
Nora
Nora
Yeah.
Mike
Mike
It’s not worth it.
Nora
Nora
Please help me. Just this one last time.
Mike
Mike
We had a good thing going. You broke it off.
Nora
Nora
Maybe I’m the stupid one.
Mike
Mike
In many ways you are…
Nora
Nora
I’m not perfect. I admit it.
Mike
Mike
And yet you’re quick to criticize me.
Nora
Nora
I need your help. Seriously. Don’t make me beg.
Mike
Mike
OK, but after this case I’m blocking you from my phone.
Nora
Nora
Deal.
Mike
Mike
I’m serious.
Nora
Nora
So am I.
Nora
Nora
I’ll never bother you again.
Mike
Mike
Whatever you say. But Hunter’s onto you.
Mike
Mike
Mike
Mike
So what do you want us to do?
Nora
Nora