Jackattack37
she’s alive!
KatieKat
haha indeed she is
Jackattack37
hows the high life treatin’ ya?
Jackattack37
still can’t believe you’re apartment sitting on central park
Jackattack37
i feel like I should refer to you as Madame or something now
KatieKat
it’s pretty unreal
Jackattack37
and you have the whole place all to yourself right?
KatieKat
for the most part
KatieKat
The Huntingtons’ dog
Jackattack37
wasn’t Lolita that weird book we had to read in Mr. Bates’ english class about the pervert who was trying to have sex with a twelve year old?
Jackattack37
why would someone name their dog that
KatieKat
brb I have to feed her
Jackattack37
what’s going on?
KatieKat
dude there is something seriously wrong with this dog
Jackattack37
what do you mean
KatieKat
i don’t think it’s breathing…
Jackattack37
shit are you serious?
KatieKat
jackie this dog is their precious baby
KatieKat
they are literally going to kill me
Jackattack37
okay don’t freak out yet
KatieKat
should i call the Huntingtons? this is horrible
Jackattack37
maybe it’s just sleeping
KatieKat
Jackie this dog is not alive
KatieKat
Jackie I’m freaking out…she just dropped dead out of nowhere
Jackattack37
okay stay calm stay calm
Jackattack37
this happens! dogs don’t live forever
KatieKat
how am i supposed to explain this to them???
Jackattack37
Katie this isn’t your fault
KatieKat
you didn’t give it anything weird to eat or anything right?
KatieKat
yes Jackie as a matter of fact I fed it an entire box of chocolate for dinner last night
Jackattack37
okay chill I’m just trying to run through the possibilities of why this happened
KatieKat
I feel like i’m going to throw up
KatieKat
my stomach is twisting in knots
Jackattack37
you’re absolutely sure it’s dead?
Jackattack37
okay well at least you’re maintaining your sense of humor
KatieKat
nothing about this is funny Jackie
KatieKat
this was my one responsibility in exchange for this apartment…i’m so so fucked
Jackattack37
okay i think you should call them
Jackattack37
maybe she was really sick and they forgot to tell you
KatieKat
I did everything I was supposed to do! she seemed completely fine this morning…
Jackattack37
exactly so you just need to call them and explain that this was sudden and unexpected
Jackattack37
she was probably a really old dog!
KatieKat
Jackie I cannot tell these people that their dog is dead
Jackattack37
they are going to find out eventually!
KatieKat
i can’t believe this
Jackattack37
just call and calmly explain
Jackattack37
you aren’t dealing with psycho people
Jackattack37
it’s like that expression about the messenger
KatieKat
don’t shoot the messenger?
KatieKat
the reason that expression exists is literally because the person who delivers the information always gets screwed Jackie…
KatieKat
i’m gonna call now
KatieKat
it’s been nice knowing you Jack
KatieKat
you’ve been a great friend
Jackattack37
drama drama drama
KatieKat
hold on I’m talking to Mrs. Huntington
KatieKat
you’re never going to believe what she wants me to do
KatieKat
she wants me to cremate the freakin dog.
Jackattack37
what the hell…
KatieKat
and SAVE ITS ASHES
KatieKat
Jackie this is insane
Jackattack37
what are you gonna do??
KatieKat
I have to go cremate it!
KatieKat
i’m going to take her to the place in midtown where we took Sammy when we had to put him down a couple years ago
Jackattack37
Where are you going to put her???
KatieKat
i’m going to get my suitcase
Jackattack37
you are seriously going to wheel around a dead dog in a suitcase down Park Avenue
KatieKat
what else am i supposed to do? sling it over my shoulder like i just hunted for it?
KatieKat
stay on chat with me while I wheel it down the stairs okay?
Jackattack37
I can’t believe you’re doing this
KatieKat
Shit it’s so heavy
KatieKat
Sry it’s gonna be hard to type while I do this
Jackattack37
Don’t let it fall out of the suitcase
KatieKat
obviously i’m going to zip it all the way up
KatieKat
it’s not like it needs to breathe
Jackattack37
do you want me to come over and help you
Jackattack37
i feel like this is a lot for you to have to deal with right now
KatieKat
no it’s fine I just have to do what Mrs. Huntington asked and maybe she won’t kill me in my sleep
Jackattack37
that would be a lot of dead bodies in one upper east side apartment
KatieKat
fuck it’s so heavy Jackie!
Jackattack37
are you going to take a cab?
KatieKat
if I can make it down these damn stairs
KatieKat
shit Jackie someone is coming up the stairs
Jackattack37
you need to act normal you don’t want anyone to ask you any questions about this
KatieKat
this guy is walking directly toward me
Jackattack37
don’t talk to him Katie!
KatieKat
I look ridiculous trying to get this thing down
KatieKat
Jackie he’s trying to help me with the bag
KatieKat
he’s being kind of persistent
Jackattack37
just walk past him trust me you don’t want to have to explain this to someone
KatieKat
he’s blocking my path
Jackattack37
Katie seriously this is going to make you look really suspicious
KatieKat
he’s offering to take the suitcase down for me
Jackattack37
just tell him you don’t need any help
KatieKat
i could really use a hand to get this thing down
Jackattack37
Katie don’t you dare tell him what’s in there
Jackattack37
for all he knows it is just filled with your clothes and you’re going away for a weekend
KatieKat
i’m just going to tell him it’s filled with electronics
Jackattack37
why do you have to tell him anything??
KatieKat
he asked me and it will seem weird if i don’t tell him something
KatieKat
it will seem like i’m trying to hide something
Jackattack37
why is he so persistent about helping you
Jackattack37
is he hitting on you?
KatieKat
dude I don’t know but i need help right now and he’s offering
Jackattack37
Katie no just wait for me to get there I can jump in a cab right now and be there in 20
KatieKat
I’m just going to let him carry it down the stairs for me it’s not a big deal
KatieKat
hold on one sec i’m going to run up and close the door while he takes it down for me
Jackattack37
Katie don’t leave him with the dog!
Jackattack37
Did he bring the suitcase down for you?
Jackattack37
Katie are you there?
Jackattack37
Katie you’re freaking me out
KatieKat
He took the suitcase
