Fred
I'm in the loop. Where R U?
Anastasia
What means R U?
Fred
Are you. It's text speak.
Anastasia
Sorry. My English not so good.
Fred
Your English is excellent.
Anastasia
You teach me text speak?
Fred
Sure. On our honeymoon.
Anastasia
For real, my sweet golubchik?
Fred
For real, my princess. Where are you?
Anastasia
I am waiting for suitcase.
Fred
OK. I'll just drive around the loop until it comes.
Anastasia
If is no trouble.
Fred
Are you kidding? You're my darling Tsarina. Nothing is too much trouble.
Anastasia
You are loving me?
Fred
Do you think I would spend all that money to bring you here if I didn't love you?
Anastasia
But will you love me after you are meeting me?
Fred
How long have we been Skyping?
Anastasia
Three and one half months or more.
Fred
How many times a week?
Anastasia
Every day. Sometimes two or three times.
Fred
Don't you think I know you by now?
Anastasia
You have never seen me in my person.
Fred
I've seen all I need to see on Skype.
Anastasia
It is not same as real live.
Fred
Real love is enough for me.
Anastasia
Baggage belt is beginning to move. First bag is coming down.
Fred
I love you, Princess. I can't wait to be married to you.
Anastasia
Is not foolish to loving someone you no meet?
Fred
If it is, I'm a fool for love.
Anastasia
You are so sweet. Maybe too much sweet for me.
Fred
Don't even joke about that. You're too sweet for me.
Anastasia
Of course. That is why I am princess :)
Anastasia
Why you say shit?
Fred
A hotel shuttle just crashed into an Airporter bus right in front of me.
Anastasia
You are all right?
Fred
I'm fine, but a cop just parked behind me and went to deal with it. I'm boxed in. It looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a while.
Fred
I'm on the far side of the loop. It could be a long wait.
Anastasia
Is no problem. I already wait three months, I can wait little time more.
Fred
Well I can't wait to finally hold you in my arms. Kiss your tender lips. Caress your beautiful body.
Anastasia
You will go slow, yes?
Fred
I promised I would, didn't I?
Anastasia
I am, how you say?
Fred
Still a virgin. The first I've ever dated, by the way.
Anastasia
I promise my babushka I would be virgin until I am married.
Fred
Don't worry. We'll drive straight to Vegas from here and tie the knot.
Fred
It's an expression. It means get married. We'll go find some Elvis impersonator to make us legal.
Fred
You don't like Elvis?
Anastasia
I see very bad man.
Anastasia
Yakov Ivanovich. Is here
Fred
The man I paid money to?
Anastasia
Da. He is looking around like to find somebody.
Anastasia
I am hoping no.
Fred
You've got nothing to worry about. You paid him the thirty grand I sent you, right?
Fred
Then we're all paid up. He must be looking for someone else.
Anastasia
He is seeing me. He is coming this way. You must come fast.
Fred
I'm can't. I'm stuck.
Anastasia
I am back. I must to run from man.
Fred
You actually ran from him?
Anastasia
Da. I am out of breathing.
Fred
But he ran after you?
Anastasia
Da. He is very big and very strong but very slow.
Fred
Which ladies room are you in?
Anastasia
Near rental cars place.
Fred
Dial 911. The police can protect you.
Anastasia
Nyet. No police.
Anastasia
Please. Just believe me. Police will be very bad.
Fred
You're not in Russia anymore. You've got a legal visa. There's nothing to worry about.
Anastasia
Maybe visa not so legal.
Fred
What? We paid a lot of bribe money for that visa.
Anastasia
It is long story.
Fred
I'm not going anywhere soon.
Anastasia
Maybe I forgot to pay Yakov some of money.
Anastasia
Babushka wanted new car.
Fred
You blew my money to upgrade your grandmother's ride?
Anastasia
She grow up in Siberia. She have long hard life. She deserve something nice.
Fred
That money was to buy your freedom. Our future together.
Anastasia
I am sorry. I love you, but I love her most.
Anastasia
I hear Yakov speaking outside ladies room.
Fred
Can you hear what he's saying?
Anastasia
He is asking janitor for to come into ladies room. He say he look for sick wife.
Fred
Get in a stall. Lock the door.
Fred
Put your phone on silent so he can't hear your texts.
Anastasia
I hear boots coming in.
Fred
They're pushing the bus off to the side.
Fred
I'm clear. I'll be right there.
Anastasia
A lady came in and screamed at him. He ran out.
Anastasia
He saw my Russian shoes. You must hurry.
Fred
I'm running in. Hold tight.
Anastasia
Be careful. He is very big. Very strong.
Fred
I can see the ladies room. I don't see a big ape hanging around. Come on out.
Anastasia
I am already out.
Anastasia
In America. Free at last.
Anastasia
I am in your car. With Yakov. We waited at the curb until we saw you drive up and rush into the terminal.
Anastasia
He is my husband. In a few hours we will leave your car and be gone.
Fred
Yakov is your husband?
Anastasia
Thank you for the $30,000 and the new life! You will always be my prince. Dasvidanya, my love.
