Beck
Okay almost there ;)
Beck
Look outside your window!
Sarah
So what am I looking at?
Beck
What? You don’t see me?
Beck
Whose house am I at?
Sarah
goodness. You should leave
Beck
Okay. NOW look out your window.
Sarah
Crap where’d you get that black eye from?
Beck
That’s not important
Beck
What’s important is the surprise I have for you!
Beck
Just watch from there. Check it
Sarah
Haha, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a unicycle in person.
Sarah
Man, you’re pretty good at that. Did you ride that thing all the way here?
Beck
Sure did. But that’s not it! Check this out!
Sarah
Huh, never knew you could juggle.
Beck
Haha yeah! Good right?
Sarah
So why the sudden interest in these random talents?
Beck
Talking later! One last thing
Sarah
Where the hell did you get a monkey from??
Beck
Whoa! Not so loud. “It” has a name
Sarah
Just get up here so we can talk
Beck
Okay lemme grab my stuff
Sarah
Don’t bring all that crap in here!
Sarah
Ugh bring the monkey
Beck
And voila! Your guests have arrived
Beck and Sarah stop texting and start talking face-to-face.
Sarah
Great. We should talk
Beck
Wait, me first? Please? I haven’t even told you the news!
Beck
So as you can see, I’ve been practicing…
Sarah
The juggling stuff? Yeah, I’m impressed
Beck
And you seemed to be rather enjoying it!
Sarah
I mean, sure. I can’t do any of that stuff
Beck
That’s exactly what I wanted to hear!
Beck
Because you’re looking at the newest recruit for the Clown Academy Travel Troupe!
Beck
The Clown Academy Travel Troupe silly! Or C.A.T.T. for short.
Beck
You gotta check them out! They have tattoos and matching T-shirts for uniforms
Beck
And they travel all over the world and-
Beck
And they’ve been teaching me how they speak and their inside jokes and-
Beck
And we even have nicknames! I’m the Tribeckta.
Beck
Cuz my name is Beck but I can juggle and unicycle and then the monkey -
Beck
Huh? You don’t look as excited anymore
Sarah
Maybe cuz you’re always doing this. First it was the zoo
Sarah
Then it was being a fighter pilot
Sarah
Now you’re telling me you wanna be a damn clown?
Beck
So then…you’re not excited about this
Sarah
Excited? Of course I’m not!
Beck
Sarah I don’t understand…where is this coming from?
Sarah
It’s my dad...he wants me to start thinking about my future
Sarah
He wants me to be stable and be with someone who is stable
Beck
You think I’m unstable
Sarah
That’s not what I said. But honestly, he’s right
Sarah
What kind of life are you going to make for yourself being a clown?
Sarah
What am I supposed to think about you if never take yourself seriously huh?
Beck
This was just…I’m really excited about this Sarah
Sarah
And you don’t think I’ve heard you say that before?
Beck
But I’m serious this time! I’m seriously serious
Beck
100% dedicated. I found my passion!
Sarah
I just can’t do this anymore Beck…
Sarah
I care about you but… I’m sorry
Beck
Okay just hold on one second
Beck
What if I can convince him?
Sarah
My dad? Convince him what?
Beck
That I’m serious about this now and that I’ll work hard
Beck
What? If you’re done with me anyway then why not let me try?
Sarah
And you’re really gonna try?
Sarah
ugh. Alright. You get one shot at this
Beck
I’m ready! Let’s do it
Sarah
You’re gonna need it
Beck
Please. With this charm? It’ll be cake
Sarah
Whaddayaknow? That’s him pulling up now
Beck
Wait, now? No I can’t do it now I-
Sarah
If you’re not ready now then you won’t ever be
Beck
mmmm okay! I’m in it. Let’s go.
Sarah
Alrighty. You can go wait in his office.
Sarah
I’ll prep him for you
Beck
You’re the best. Thanks Sarah.
Sarah
OMG YOUR STUPID MONKEY JUST POOPED ON MY DRESSER
Beck is inside Sarah's dad's office, and he thinks aloud to himself:
Beck
Man… Sarah's dad has done everything…
Beck
All these people he’s met…then Paris…Scotland…
Beck
Wait a minute…where have I seen this before??
But before Beck can take a closer look at what he's found, Sarah's dad enters.
Caleb
Beck. Good to see you
Beck
Mr. Crane! I hope you don’t mind. I was just browsing...
Caleb
You’re okay. So I understand you’re here to tell me about your future?
Beck
Well, we can get to that.
Beck
But I was just looking at some of the photos on your desk...
Caleb
Hm? What about them?
Beck
Really just one, but this one, where you’re hanging from this branch...
Caleb
Yeah, in Morocco. Good times.
Beck
I just couldn’t help but notice some sort of tattoo on your side...
Beck
where your shirt is lifted up?
Beck
You a big fan of cats?
Caleb
Hah, no. It’s just a dumb tattoo I got in college.
Caleb
I assure you it’s meaningless.
Caleb
Why the sudden interest my tattoo?
Beck
Because I got the same one yesterday in the same spot...
Beck
Something you wanna tell me, Mr. Crane?
