Miss McMahon - Episode 1
by Kayla Parent
Is this Noah Anderson, Tracy’s father?
Yes. Who’s this?
My name is Christine McMahon.
My son Max is in Tracy’s class.
Ohh! Ok yes, I know Max.
Tracy talks about him all the time.
They seem to be good friends.
I’m not so sure about that.
Apparently something happened during recess today.
Really? What happened?
Well. During what I’m sure was supposed to be a friendly game of Tag…
Your daughter took things to the next level.
The next level?
What does that even mean?
She tackled Max at full speed into the dirt.
What?!
You heard me.
She ran up behind him and knocked him off his feet.
Is he ok?
Well, physically, yes.
But he’s emotionally distraught.
Noah can’t help but to smile.
This woman is fierce.
I mean, I’ve been out of elementary school for over 20 years now…
But I seem to remember a light tap on the arm being the standard for Tag.
Let me go talk to Tracy.
Give me a second, Mrs. McMahon.
It’s Miss McMahon.
Noah notices the “Miss,” but tries not to focus on it too much.
Instead, he talks to his daughter about what happened.
Then he texts Christine.
So Tracy told me that Max tripped.
And that she barely touched him.
What??
Well, that’s not true.
How do you know?
Were you there?
I know because my son wouldn’t lie to me.
And my daughter wouldn’t lie to me.
To be completely honest, Mr. Anderson…
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard about Tracy being rough.
What’s that supposed to mean??
She’s on the little league team too, right?
I’ve heard she’s a bit of a dirty player.
And that she’s made a few of the other kids cry.
A dirty player?!
She’s seven!
And probably a bit too competitive.
Tracy is highly skilled for her age.
It’s not her fault the other kids can’t keep up.
Maybe it’s your son who needs to toughen up a bit.
Especially if he’s becoming emotionally distraught over a game of Tag.
Max is plenty tough!
And he’s actually the fastest kid in the grade.
Or did you not attend field day??
If he’s so fast…
Then why was Tracy able to catch him??
You know what, you’re ridiculous.
And I can’t believe I’m having this conversation with you.
You’re the one who texted me!
And how did you even get my number??
The directory, of course.
The directory that’s on the teacher’s desk?
Does Mrs. Lakefield know you looked at it?
Well, no…
But I was hoping we could be reasonable.
You know, handle this situation between ourselves.
If Tracy will just apologize to Max, then we can put this whole thing behind us.
Tracy won’t be apologizing to Max.
In fact, you’re the one that should be apologizing to me.
Excuse me??
What do I have to apologize for?
This entire conversation.
If you have such a problem with Tracy…
Why don’t you take it up with Mrs. Lakefield tomorrow?
You know what??
That’s exactly what I’ll do.
Tomorrow morning, first thing.
Fine by me.
FINE.
FINE.
The next day.
Noah pulls into the school parking lot faster than he should.
Gritting his teeth, he hustles his daughter across the parking lot.
He needs to make sure he’s early…
In case MISS McMahon is talking to Mrs. Lakefield.
But being a single father…
He knows all too well that the best laid plans often go awry.
Tracy woke up tired.
Her bowl of cereal spilled everywhere during breakfast.
And then she couldn’t find one of her pink ballet flats.
After 15 minutes of searching, he found it buried under the couch…
And now they’re late.
But when he gets to Mrs. Lakefield’s classroom…
Max’s mother is nowhere in sight.
Noah breathes a sigh of relief and hugs his daughter.
Have a good day, sweetie.
I love you.
I love you too, daddy!
With a quick kiss on his cheek, she’s off.
Noah’s eyes scan the classroom.
Max is nowhere to be seen either.
Looks like he and Tracy aren’t the only ones running late this morning.
He feels a smug sense of satisfaction at the thought.
Until suddenly, Max and his mother come barreling around the corner.
Christine is a beautiful woman…
Even with her messy hair and rumpled clothing.
She must be feeling as harried as he felt this morning.
Noah watches her say goodbye to Max….
And then waits for her eyes to meet his.
When they do, his narrow.
So do hers.
Noah is just about to give her a cutting remark…
When he hears his daughter’s voice.
Max!
You’re here!
Max’s smile is wide as he runs into the classroom.
And to Noah’s surprise, Tracy pulls Max into a hug.
Max returns the hug whole-heartedly…
Which elicits a small gasp from Christine.
The two parents stand silently and watch their children.
Want to play with the jungle puzzle?
I just took it out of the box.
Yup.
Max grabs Tracy’s hand and off they go.
Noah feels silly. Clearly there’s no bad blood between the children.
Perhaps he and Christine could let the whole thing go?
He turns to her, planning to do just that…
But she speaks first.
I’m sorry about yesterday.
Texting you was out of line.
Noah is relieved.
He gives her a warm smile.
I’m sorry for losing my temper.
Maybe we take a page from our children’s books…
And let bygones be bygones?
Christine grins.
And Noah’s heart speeds up a little.
She is a very, very beautiful woman.
I’d like that.
She sticks her hand out.
Noah notices she’s blushing.
He feels a similar heat rise up to his cheeks.
Let’s start over.
I’m Christine McMahon.
He slides his hand into hers.
Something in the air crackles.
He tentatively responds, trying to gauge her interest.
It’s nice to meet you Mrs…
Miss.
It’s Miss McMahon.
He smiles. His theory was right.
She wants to make sure he knows she isn’t married.
He feels a rush of adrenaline.
Ah yes, I’m sorry.
You mentioned that yesterday.
And it’s nice to meet you too.
They shake hands, and another crackle of electricity shoots up Noah arm.
And the blush spreads from Christine’s cheeks to her neck.
They begin walking away from the classroom together…
Their shoulders brushing.
Noah is no longer thinking of the last 24 hours…
Of spilled cereal, missing ballet flats, or games of Tag.
He’s thinking about the best way to ask Miss McMahon to dinner.
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