Sarah
Mom you know I’m in class
Jess
SARAH THIS IS IMPORTANT
Jess
I promise you’ll love me for it
Sarah
Mom I have to love you anyway
Jess
But you actually will!
Jess
I’m across the street from my job and this guy is giving away puppies!
Jess
There’s a golden retriever in here...
Jess
I SAID THERE’S A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
Sarah
No I understood the message I was just in shock!
Sarah
MOM YOU HAVE TO GET ONE
Sarah
YOU DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THAT DOG
Jess
Baby I’m trying but there’s a catch!
Jess
You have to get 3 matches in a row with some cards he has on the table
Jess
I may not get one in time :(
Sarah
BRB quitting school to come help
Jess
NO! You stay in class I got this!
Sarah
Mom if you don’t get this me this dog I’ll never speak to you again
Jess
SARAH THAT’S NOT FAIR
Sarah
It’s a tough world out there mom. Life isn’t fair sometimes
Sarah
Wait aren’t these homeless puppies?
Sarah
Why is this guy making it difficult for puppies to get a good home?
Jess
That doesn’t matter anymore Sarah
Jess
All I know is that puppy needs to come home with me
Sarah
How hard could it be to get 3 matches some cards on a table?
Jess
They have to be in a row AND every person only gets one shot.
Sarah
Okay mom it’s okay just take deep breaths.
Sarah
I believe in you, okay?
Jess
Thanks sweety. I’ll keep you updated.
Jess
SARAH I HAVE TWO MATCHES IN A ROW I’M TERRIFIED
Sarah
MOM YOU CAN DO THIS
Sarah
JESSICA MARIE GRANT. YOU WILL WIN THAT DOG AND YOU WILL DO IT NOW
Jess
I’M YOUR MOTHER DON’T USE THAT TONE WITH ME
Sarah
Haha, sorry mom. It was my only chance so I took it.
Sarah
Mom I haven’t heard anything back from you
Sarah
Mom what happened?!
Jess
Sarah I took the dog
Jess
I took the dog and I’m leaving
Sarah
What?! SO YOU WON?! :D
Jess
No Sarah I said I took the dog
Jess
I gotta get on the interstate before the guy catches up to me
Jess
Sarah say something to me
Jess
SARAH TELL ME I’M A GOOD PERSON
Sarah
Mom explain what’s happening
Jess
I just...I don’t know I panicked?
Jess
Everything happened so fast
Jess
One second I was flipping over the last card
Jess
The next second I was hiding a golden retriever under my coat as I ran back to the car
Jess
it was a roller coaster of emotions
Sarah
Mom you can’t just steal a puppy! You have to go back!
Jess
What? No! That’s how you get caught!
Sarah
All you have to do is give it back!
Sarah
I’m sure it can just blow over as a misunderstanding! :D
Sarah
Mom stop joking around
Jess
Sarah you don’t understand
Jess
It was...such a rush
Sarah
Mom I don’t understand
Sarah
I don’t know who you are anymore.
Jess
Sarah he’s behind me
Jess
The man from across work
Jess
He caught up to me n we’re stuck in traffic!
Sarah
Mom you are being ridiculous!!!
Sarah
You can’t do this!!
Jess
But I’m not TECHNICALLY driving
Sarah
You can’t just keep the dog!
Jess
Sarah he’s getting out of his car
Jess
He’s on his way to mine! :((
Sarah
I’m not bailing you out
Jess
SARAH THAT’S NOT FUNNY
Sarah
I’m just saying mom
Sarah
you know the right thing to do
Jess
But what if I get away?
Jess
The traffic could clear up
Jess
He’ll never see me again
Sarah
What’s gotten into you?
Sarah
Why are you acting like this!
Jess
Sarah I messed up okay?
Jess
You’ve just been so busy lately
Jess
So in your own world
Jess
I been trying for months to get through to you
Sarah
Mom seriously? Is that what this is about?
Sarah
Mom I’m a senior in high school
Sarah
Like one of the busiest times of my life
Jess
I know I know. I just feel like I’m losing you already :(
Sarah
Mom stop you’re gonna make me cry
Sarah
you’re not losing me I promise
Sarah
And you definitely didn’t have to try and steal a dog!
Jess
I’m sorry Sarah. but you’re my only kid
Jess
It’s gonna be tough letting you go
Sarah
I don’t want you to let me go mom
Sarah
I’m always gonna need you
Jess
awww :) thanks Sarah
Jess
I needed to hear that
Sarah
Good. I’m glad it helped
Sarah
You got me all teary-eyed in class
Sarah
Wait what happened with the guy and the dog?!
Jess
Oh he came and left already
Sarah
What?! What happened??
Jess
He knocked like ‘wtf?!’
Jess
Called it a misunderstanding
Jess
It all blew over pretty well actually
Sarah
You had me worried there mom
Jess
Good thing I hid the beagle in the trunk.
