Later that day, Hazel finds Jack during a free period.
Hazel
Hazel
Jack, sit with me?
Jack
Jack
Of course.
Hazel
Hazel
Can I…tell you something?
Jack
Jack
Shoot.
Hazel
Hazel
I still haven’t really made any friends here.
Hazel
Hazel
Most of the time, I just sit by myself and read my book.
Jack
Jack
Oh. Well, I mean, you’re new to school. It takes time.
Hazel
Hazel
Yes, I am still new.
Hazel
Hazel
You’re right. I haven’t gotten to know people that well yet.
Jack
Jack
At least you’re starting to know me.
Hazel
Hazel
You’re the first one I’ve started getting to know. Which I actually don’t mind at all.
Hazel
Hazel
We get along great.
Jack
Jack
I think so.
Hazel
Hazel
I’m not keeping you from your friends, am I?
Jack
Jack
No. They won’t care.
Jack
Jack
I usually only hang out with Brady.
He looks over at a table where Brady and a couple of other guys are sitting.
He points him out to Hazel.
Hazel
Hazel
That’s him? With the red hair?
Jack
Jack
Yeah, we’ve been friends since elementary school.
Hazel
Hazel
Is he your best friend?
Jack
Jack
I guess he’s my best friend. Never thought about it like that.
Jack
Jack
He’s a good guy, though. He always looks out for me.
Hazel
Hazel
You and Brady seem to be rare exceptions. Most of the other guys I’ve met…
Jack
Jack
I know. But it’s also different with girls and guys.
Jack
Jack
You’ve got to be careful.
Jack
Jack
Why are you looking like that?
Hazel
Hazel
You’ll just laugh at me.
Jack
Jack
No, I won’t. Tell me what.
Hazel
Hazel
OMG, I’m starving. That’s what.
Jack
Jack
You’re holding an apple and a cheese stick.
Jack
Jack
Is that your whole lunch?
Hazel
Hazel
Yeah.
Jack
Jack
Will those be enough?
Hazel
Hazel
I thought they would be, but my mind keeps obsessing over chocolate Pop Tarts.
Hazel
Hazel
I’m addicted to those things.
Jack
Jack
You know they sell those in the school store, right? The little food mart next to the bookstore.
Hazel
Hazel
What? No way. I always pass it, but I never look inside.
Jack
Jack
Wait right here. I’ll get some.
Hazel
Hazel
You don’t have to! I’ve got these.
Jack
Jack
Go ahead and eat those, and I’ll get the Pop Tarts.
Jack
Jack
We can share them.
Jack
Jack
Stay here, so no one takes our spot. I’ll be right back.
Jack goes to the school store and on his way back, he gets a text.
Hazel
Hazel
Jack!
Hazel
Hazel
Hurry!
Jack
Jack
You can’t be that hungry. It didn’t take me that long.
Hazel
Hazel
Jack
Jack
Don’t die. 🙂 Eat the apple.
Hazel
Hazel
It’s Mike.
Jack
Jack
What?
Hazel
Hazel
Mike came over to our table.
Hazel
Hazel
With all his friends, too!
Hazel
Hazel
He keeps telling me to break up with you.
Jack
Jack
What an asshole!
Jack
Jack
I’m on my way.
Hazel
Hazel
He’s being stupid. He keeps saying you’re too poor to date.
Hazel
Hazel
I hate this guy so much!
Hazel
Hazel
Please hurry!
Jack arrives, ready to face off against Mike.
Hazel
Hazel
You’re here!
Jack
Jack
Mike, what the hell, man?
Mike
Mike
Yeah, I should say the same to you.
Mike
Mike
I told you to back off yesterday.
Hazel
Hazel
What is he talking about?
Jack
Jack
That’s enough, Mike.
Mike
Mike
He didn’t tell you?
Hazel
Hazel
What happened?
Jack
Jack
It doesn’t matter.
Mike
Mike
I told him at his dumb ass trailer home yesterday…
Jack
Jack
Dude, stop.
Hazel
Hazel
Is…is that why you were busy? Mike went to your house?
Jack
Jack
Can we talk about it later?
Jack turns to Mike.
Jack
Jack
Listen, she’s not into you and you’re being an asshole.
Jack
Jack
Just stop. Seriously.
Mike
Mike
What? She can’t know the truth?
Mike
Mike
You embarrassed about your house?
Mike
Mike
Because I would be.
Mike
Mike
You may as well light a match and set it on fire.
Jack
Jack
Whatever.
Mike
Mike
Hazel, you seriously want to go out with this guy? He’s got nothing to offer.
Mike
Mike
He’s going nowhere.
Mike
Mike
You should come out with me this afternoon.
Hazel
Hazel
No way! Not after what you did the other day.
Mike
Mike
You’re the one that jumped out of my car.
Hazel
Hazel
You told me to get out if I wasn’t going to kiss you.
Mike
Mike
That’s ridiculous! You took me too literally. I was just joking.
Mike
Mike
You shouldn’t have jumped out.
Hazel
Hazel
You drove off when I did! I was lucky Jack came by.
Mike
Mike
Meeting Jack was the unluckiest thing that could happen to you.
Mike
Mike
Hazel, don’t go out with this guy…
Mike grabs Hazel by the arm.
Hazel
Hazel
Let me go!
Mike
Mike
Are you crazy? Just come talk to me without this guy around.
Hazel wrenches her arm free. Mike lunges after her again, trying to grab her a second time.
Mike
Mike
I just want to talk to you. I won’t hurt you.
Hazel
Hazel
Then stop grabbing me!
Jack lunges, catching Mike square in the jaw.
Then he serves up another punch on the other side of Mike’s face.
Hazel
Hazel
Jack!
Mike and his two friends dive in, punching Jack.
And Jack goes down.
Hazel
Hazel