Lee
this is your Lucky day!
Mark
I think you have the wrong number.
Lee
no, mark. you’re just the guy i wanted to talk to.
Mark
My friends usually have names.
Mark
What do you want, Lee?
Lee
what if i told you i could change your Life forever?
Mark
What are you talking about?
Lee
your failing grades, you hate your job, and that cute redhead at the coffee shop won’t give you the time of day.
Mark
How did you know about that?
Lee
i’m your friend, mark. friends know about each other’s Lives.
Lee
funny. i think that redhead said the same thing about you.
Lee
what if i told you i could fix all of it?
Lee
you just have to play a small game. Like a scavenger hunt.
Mark
I don’t have time for games. I’ve got class today.
Lee
you can miss today. i promise.
Lee
the first thing you need to do is check your mailbox.
Mark
The mail isn’t here yet. It’s too early.
Mark
A coupon for a free breakfast burrito?
Lee
at El comida? sounds delicious.
Mark
I don’t eat fast food.
Lee
you better hurry. you’ve only got until 10:30.
Mark
What happens at 10:30?
Lee
they stop serving breakfast.
Mark
I ordered the burrito. Now what?
Lee
what does your receipt say?
Lee
ouch. that looked painful.
Lee
the gentleman that spilled his coffee on you? no, but i bet that was hot.
Lee
he gave you something, right? what did he give you?
Mark
Are you watching me? Do you think this is funny!?
Lee
of course not. we’re friends. what did he give you?
Mark
A business card for the dry cleaner he works at. He said to tell them he sent me and they’d clean my shirt for free.
Lee
well there you go. sounds Like you’d best be off.
Mark
Is this all part of your game?
Lee
my game? this is our game. it’s your Life we’re changing, isn’t it?
Mark
Whatever. Let’s get this over with.
Mark
They’re cleaning my shirt.
Lee
as they said they would.
Mark
What is the point of all this?
Lee
i promise it’s all Leading somewhere.
Mark
I got my shirt back.
Lee
tell them you want to pick up order 12.
Lee
it should already be paid for.
Mark
Wow, this is a nice jacket.
Lee
real Leather. put it on.
Lee
it Looks good on you.
Mark
How are you doing all this?
Mark
The coupon, the coffee, the dry cleaners. How!?
Lee
friends look out for each other.
Mark
You are NOT my friend. I don’t even know you.
Lee
you’ll meet me soon enough.
Mark
Why should I continue this game?
Lee
that’s up to you. i’m just trying to change your Life.
Mark
A flyer for Ellen’s Furniture store?
Mark
So you want to change my life by me getting a new couch?
Lee
or a recliner. you should check it out.
Mark
Are you trying to be funny?
Lee
it’s never been my strong suit.
Lee
i’m sure something will catch your eye.
Mark
The girl! From the coffee shop!
Lee
do you even know her name?
Lee
Lord knows you’ve looked at the area near her nametag enough.
Mark
She’s with some guy.
Lee
probably her boyfriend.
Mark
They’re arguing about something.
Lee
three things will tear apart a couple. Lies, money, and trying to agree on a couch.
Mark
I don’t want to eavesdrop.
Lee
but if you don’t stick around, you’ll miss the fun.
Mark
He just stormed off.
Lee
the moment that will change your Life forever.
Mark
She called me a stalker and stormed off!
Lee
well you did eavesdrop on her and her boyfriend at a furniture store. who does that, mark?
Mark
You set all this up?
Lee
i can’t control what others do, mark.
Mark
She said she never wants to see me again.
Mark
I don’t want to do this anymore…
Lee
but you’re almost done.
Lee
i think its time we met face to face.
Mark
What makes you think I want to see you?
Mark
Stop saying that! You haven’t helped me at all!
Mark
All you’ve done is send me on a wild goose chase that involved me getting burned by coffee...
Mark
and called a creepy stalker by the girl I liked!
Lee
i think there’s been some misunderstandings…
Mark
what are you talking about?
Lee
i never said i would help you.
Lee
i said i would change your Life.
Lee
i told you i can’t control what people do, mark. everything you’ve done today, you did on your own. all i did was advise.
Mark
So what do I do now?
Lee
Go home, or Let’s finish this.
Lee
the corner of 50th and 12th. the clock is ticking. better hurry.
Mark
A church? Looks like there’s a wedding going on.
Lee
go to the b Level of the parking garage. find the parking space Labeled 9.
Mark
There’s no one here.
Lee
Look down at your feet.
Lee
you haven’t been paying attention at all, have you? the Letter L has been following you all day.
Lee
The 12th Letter that will change your Life.
Mark
Who are you? Why are you doing this?
Lee
i told you from the start. i’m your friend. one more L in the puzzle. i am Beelzebub.
Beezlebub
pull the trigger, mark. then we can finally meet. L8r
