Poisoned - Episode 1
by Calla Gordon
I think my boyfriend is trying to poison me.
WHAT?!
The weird symptoms happened again.
I woke up with a horrible headache.
I’m trying to write my book…
But my hands are too weak and shaky…
And I’m too nauseous to eat.
The weirdest part is…
I woke up with no memory of going to bed last night!
That sounds awful!
But what makes you think that Dan is trying to poison you?
This only ever happens when he sleeps over!
And every time it’s happened…
He’s made me dinner the night before.
And he’s REALLY insistent that I eat, even when I’m not hungry!
Can I be honest with you, Eve?
Of course.
You’re my best friend.
None of that screams SOMEONE IS TRYING TO POISON ME.
You’ve been staying up late every night working on your novel!
I know you’re excited this book might be it…
“The One” that finally gets published!
But sleeping 3 hours a night isn’t good for you.
Sounds like you‘re suffering from sleep deprivation.
I’ve pulled all nighters before, Bri.
This is different!
OK.
Let’s pretend you’ve been poisoned…
Why would Dan do this?
You two have a great relationship!
Actually…
It hasn’t been so great lately.
What?!
Every time Dan comes over we end up arguing ☹️
Let me guess…
About the book?
Yes!
He doesn’t respect my writing at all.
You know what he said yesterday?
That my “little hobby” is taking over my life.
LITTLE HOBBY! 😠
😮
I mean, know I haven’t made money off my writing yet…
But you’d think my own boyfriend would believe in me!
Aww, I’m sorry, Eve.
For what it’s worth…
I think this book is completely brilliant.
I believe in you ❤️
Thanks, B 😘
You know I’ve never been a huge fan of Dan, but…
I’m sorry to hear things haven’t been great with him lately.
But to play devil’s advocate…
Let’s say he wanted to get rid of you.
Couldn’t he just dump you?
What does he have to gain by killing you?
I mean, you’re not wealthy.
And Dan is a doctor.
EXACTLY!
He would know what poison to give me.
AND he has access to drugs at the hospital.
But WHY would he do it?
Who knows why people kill, Bri?
Maybe he’s secretly an evil freak.
All I know is…
I’m always sick when he leaves.
Honestly…
This sounds like the plot out of one of your books.
I KNOW it sounds crazy.
That’s why I never said anything the first 3 times it happened.
But it’s too big of a coincidence!
Don’t worry though.
I won’t take action on this until I have evidence.
I just need to think of a good way to catch him.
I’m worried about you right now, Eve…
When was the last time you had something to eat?
Wine doesn’t count.
Last night, when Dan made me dinner.
I can’t trust any food in this house right now.
It could all be tainted!
I really think you should go see your doctor.
That’s what Dan said too…
See!
Would he say that if he were trying to poison you?
It would be a good cover.
Dan is SMART, Bri.
But you know what?
I will see my doctor!
WITHOUT Dan.
I can get her to look for poison in my blood stream.
Then I can take that evidence to the cops!
Just be careful, Eve.
I love you.
Let me know what happens!
4 hours later…
OMG BRI!
WHAT?!
My blood tests came back…
And they’re positive for CYANIDE!
OMG!
I am SO SORRY I doubted you, Eve!
What are you going to do now?
Are you going to call the cops?
Not yet…
This just proves that SOMEONE was trying to poison me.
Not that DAN tried to poison me.
He could argue I was doing this to myself!
I need airtight evidence so that he goes to jail for a long time.
This sounds dangerous…
Do you need help?
Don’t worry.
I have a plan.
Eve goes through her house hiding the “nanny cams” she got from a local spy store.
Then she texts Dan.
And invites him over to watch a movie.
As she expects…
He offers to make her dinner.
She pretends to eat it…
But she just moves the food around her plate.
And occasionally takes bites that she stores in her cheeks.
When she goes to the bathroom…
She spits out the food into a plastic bag.
She’ll take that to her doctor tomorrow so it can be tested for cyanide.
But before Eve can hide the bag of chewed up food…
The bathroom door opens.
What are you doing?
Eve freezes with the bag of food still clutched in her hand.
What’s going on, Eve?
Is that…
Your chewed up dinner inside that bag?
Eve’s heart pounds.
She’s trapped in this bathroom.
And Dan knows she’s on to him!
Gosh, Eve.
If you didn’t like my cooking…
You could have just said so!
I think we both know what this is really about, Dan.
You’re poisoning me.
WHAT?!
Don’t play dumb with me.
I have blood tests to prove it!
Seriously, is this a joke?
You put cyanide in my food, Dan.
Don’t deny it!
Dan shakes his head.
All that writing has officially made you crazy.
Bye, Eve.
Good luck with your book.
With that, Dan grabs his jacket and leaves.
Eve races to lock the door behind him…
Then frantically types out a text to Bri.
I need your help.
Dan knows I’m on to him.
Can you come over?
I’m scared he’ll come back.
I’ll be right there.
Let yourself in with your key.
I have something I need to do.
10 minutes later
Bri arrives at Eve’s house.
She finds Eve in her office, bent over her computer.
Thought you might need this.
She waggles a bottle of wine at Eve.
You know me too well.
Grab a seat…
I’m bringing up the nanny cam footage.
Nanny cam footage?
What are you talking about?
I set up hidden cameras to catch Dan in the act.
Eve tells Bri what happened with Dan in the bathroom.
Why didn’t you call the police?
Because without this footage, it’s just my word against his.
He’ll just say I’m poisoning myself!
Or that someone else did it.
So I need to find the moment he put the poison in.
With that, my blood tests, and the tainted dinner he tried to feed me…
I’ll have enough evidence to convince any jury that Dan was poisoning me.
Wow. That’s really smart, Eve.
Put the videos on!
Eve and Bri watch the videos of Dan cooking dinner on Eve's computer screen.
They watch the whole 2 hours of footage over the bottle of wine…
But nothing happens.
He doesn’t slip anything in her food…
He doesn’t sneak away…
He acts like a totally normal, doting boyfriend.
It doesn’t make sense.
Maybe something tipped him off?
That’s possible.
Maybe he saw your text messages to me?
I did leave my phhh…
Phhh…
Eve’s words trail off.
She’s suddenly very woozy.
She can’t seem to finish her sentence.
Eve looks at her empty glass of wine.
The wine that Bri brought over for them to share.
Except…
Bri’s glass is still full.
Did Bri even drink the wine?
The puzzle pieces start to click together.
You!
P-p-p-poisoned me!
Took you long enough to figure it out.
Bri slides the keyboard over and begins typing.
The wine glass slips from Eve’s fingers and thumps quietly to the carpet.
You w-w-wwon’t get away with th-th-this.
Sure I will.
Your texted me about your suspicions.
You even told your doctor you thought Dan was trying to poison you.
Dan was over for dinner tonight.
He cooked for you, as always.
And like you said before…
As a doctor, he would know what drugs to give you…
And how to get them.
He was the perfect person to pin this on.
Now I just have to get rid of these pesky nanny cam videos that show he’s innocent.
Bri types for a moment…
Then smiles at the computer screen.
Voila! They’re deleted.
Eve can barely move her mouth…
But she manages to get out one word.
W-Why?
In the corner of the office, Eve’s printer flares to life.
Pages upon pages begin shooting out of the printer.
Eve’s book!
You were right about your book, Eve.
Or should I say, about MY book.
It’s going to be the biggest bestseller the world has ever seen.
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