Eve
Eve
I think my boyfriend is trying to poison me.
Bri
Bri
WHAT?!
Eve
Eve
The weird symptoms happened again.
Eve
Eve
I woke up with a horrible headache.
Eve
Eve
I’m trying to write my book…
Eve
Eve
But my hands are too weak and shaky…
Eve
Eve
And I’m too nauseous to eat.
Eve
Eve
The weirdest part is…
Eve
Eve
I woke up with no memory of going to bed last night!
Bri
Bri
That sounds awful!
Bri
Bri
But what makes you think that Dan is trying to poison you?
Eve
Eve
This only ever happens when he sleeps over!
Eve
Eve
And every time it’s happened…
Eve
Eve
He’s made me dinner the night before.
Eve
Eve
And he’s REALLY insistent that I eat, even when I’m not hungry!
Bri
Bri
Can I be honest with you, Eve?
Eve
Eve
Of course.
Eve
Eve
You’re my best friend.
Bri
Bri
None of that screams SOMEONE IS TRYING TO POISON ME.
Bri
Bri
You’ve been staying up late every night working on your novel!
Bri
Bri
I know you’re excited this book might be it…
Bri
Bri
“The One” that finally gets published!
Bri
Bri
But sleeping 3 hours a night isn’t good for you.
Bri
Bri
Sounds like you‘re suffering from sleep deprivation.
Eve
Eve
I’ve pulled all nighters before, Bri.
Eve
Eve
This is different!
Bri
Bri
OK.
Bri
Bri
Let’s pretend you’ve been poisoned…
Bri
Bri
Why would Dan do this?
Bri
Bri
You two have a great relationship!
Eve
Eve
Actually…
Eve
Eve
It hasn’t been so great lately.
Bri
Bri
What?!
Eve
Eve
Every time Dan comes over we end up arguing ☹️
Bri
Bri
Let me guess…
Bri
Bri
About the book?
Eve
Eve
Yes!
Eve
Eve
He doesn’t respect my writing at all.
Eve
Eve
You know what he said yesterday?
Eve
Eve
That my “little hobby” is taking over my life.
Eve
Eve
LITTLE HOBBY! 😠
Bri
Bri
😮
Eve
Eve
I mean, know I haven’t made money off my writing yet…
Eve
Eve
But you’d think my own boyfriend would believe in me!
Bri
Bri
Aww, I’m sorry, Eve.
Bri
Bri
For what it’s worth…
Bri
Bri
I think this book is completely brilliant.
Bri
Bri
I believe in you ❤️
Eve
Eve
Thanks, B 😘
Bri
Bri
You know I’ve never been a huge fan of Dan, but…
Bri
Bri
I’m sorry to hear things haven’t been great with him lately.
Bri
Bri
But to play devil’s advocate…
Bri
Bri
Let’s say he wanted to get rid of you.
Bri
Bri
Couldn’t he just dump you?
Bri
Bri
What does he have to gain by killing you?
Bri
Bri
I mean, you’re not wealthy.
Bri
Bri
And Dan is a doctor.
Eve
Eve
EXACTLY!
Eve
Eve
He would know what poison to give me.
Eve
Eve
AND he has access to drugs at the hospital.
Bri
Bri
But WHY would he do it?
Eve
Eve
Who knows why people kill, Bri?
Eve
Eve
Maybe he’s secretly an evil freak.
Eve
Eve
All I know is…
Eve
Eve
I’m always sick when he leaves.
Bri
Bri
Honestly…
Bri
Bri
This sounds like the plot out of one of your books.
Eve
Eve
I KNOW it sounds crazy.
Eve
Eve
That’s why I never said anything the first 3 times it happened.
Eve
Eve
But it’s too big of a coincidence!
Eve
Eve
Don’t worry though.
Eve
Eve
I won’t take action on this until I have evidence.
Eve
Eve
I just need to think of a good way to catch him.
Bri
Bri
I’m worried about you right now, Eve…
Bri
Bri
When was the last time you had something to eat?
Bri
Bri
Wine doesn’t count.
Eve
Eve
Last night, when Dan made me dinner.
Eve
Eve
I can’t trust any food in this house right now.
Eve
Eve
It could all be tainted!
Bri
Bri
I really think you should go see your doctor.
Eve
Eve
That’s what Dan said too…
Bri
Bri
See!
Bri
Bri
Would he say that if he were trying to poison you?
Eve
Eve
It would be a good cover.
Eve
Eve
Dan is SMART, Bri.
Eve
Eve
But you know what?
Eve
Eve
I will see my doctor!
Eve
Eve
WITHOUT Dan.
Eve
Eve
I can get her to look for poison in my blood stream.
Eve
Eve
Then I can take that evidence to the cops!
Bri
Bri
Just be careful, Eve.
Bri
Bri
I love you.
Bri
Bri
Let me know what happens!
4 hours later…
Eve
Eve
OMG BRI!
Bri
Bri
WHAT?!
Eve
Eve
My blood tests came back…
Eve
Eve
And they’re positive for CYANIDE!
Bri
Bri
OMG!
Bri
Bri
I am SO SORRY I doubted you, Eve!
Bri
Bri
What are you going to do now?
Bri
Bri
Are you going to call the cops?
Eve
Eve
Not yet…
Eve
Eve
This just proves that SOMEONE was trying to poison me.
Eve
Eve
Not that DAN tried to poison me.
Eve
Eve
He could argue I was doing this to myself!
Eve
Eve
I need airtight evidence so that he goes to jail for a long time.
Bri
Bri
This sounds dangerous…
Bri
Bri
Do you need help?
Eve
Eve
Don’t worry.
Eve
Eve
I have a plan.
Eve goes through her house hiding the “nanny cams” she got from a local spy store.
Then she texts Dan.
And invites him over to watch a movie.
As she expects…
He offers to make her dinner.
She pretends to eat it…
But she just moves the food around her plate.
And occasionally takes bites that she stores in her cheeks.
When she goes to the bathroom…
She spits out the food into a plastic bag.
She’ll take that to her doctor tomorrow so it can be tested for cyanide.
But before Eve can hide the bag of chewed up food…
The bathroom door opens.
Dan
Dan
What are you doing?
Eve freezes with the bag of food still clutched in her hand.
Dan
Dan
What’s going on, Eve?
Dan
Dan
Is that…
Dan
Dan
Your chewed up dinner inside that bag?
Eve’s heart pounds.
She’s trapped in this bathroom.
And Dan knows she’s on to him!
Dan
Dan
Gosh, Eve.
Dan
Dan
If you didn’t like my cooking…
Dan
Dan
You could have just said so!
Eve
Eve
I think we both know what this is really about, Dan.
Eve
Eve
You’re poisoning me.
Dan
Dan
WHAT?!
Eve
Eve
Don’t play dumb with me.
Eve
Eve
I have blood tests to prove it!
Dan
Dan
Seriously, is this a joke?
Eve
Eve
You put cyanide in my food, Dan.
Eve
Eve
Don’t deny it!
Dan shakes his head.
Dan
Dan
All that writing has officially made you crazy.
Dan
Dan
Bye, Eve.
Dan
Dan
Good luck with your book.
With that, Dan grabs his jacket and leaves.
Eve races to lock the door behind him…
Then frantically types out a text to Bri.
Eve
Eve
I need your help.
Eve
Eve
Dan knows I’m on to him.
Eve
Eve
Can you come over?
Eve
Eve
I’m scared he’ll come back.
Bri
Bri
I’ll be right there.
Eve
Eve
Let yourself in with your key.
Eve
Eve
I have something I need to do.
10 minutes later
Bri arrives at Eve’s house.
She finds Eve in her office, bent over her computer.
Bri
Bri
Thought you might need this.
She waggles a bottle of wine at Eve.
Eve
Eve
You know me too well.
Eve
Eve
Grab a seat…
Eve
Eve
I’m bringing up the nanny cam footage.
Bri
Bri
Nanny cam footage?
Bri
Bri
What are you talking about?
Eve
Eve
I set up hidden cameras to catch Dan in the act.
Eve tells Bri what happened with Dan in the bathroom.
Bri
Bri
Why didn’t you call the police?
Eve
Eve
Because without this footage, it’s just my word against his.
Eve
Eve
He’ll just say I’m poisoning myself!
Eve
Eve
Or that someone else did it.
Eve
Eve
So I need to find the moment he put the poison in.
Eve
Eve
With that, my blood tests, and the tainted dinner he tried to feed me…
Eve
Eve
I’ll have enough evidence to convince any jury that Dan was poisoning me.
Bri
Bri
Wow. That’s really smart, Eve.
Bri
Bri
Put the videos on!
Eve and Bri watch the videos of Dan cooking dinner on Eve's computer screen.
They watch the whole 2 hours of footage over the bottle of wine…
But nothing happens.
He doesn’t slip anything in her food…
He doesn’t sneak away…
He acts like a totally normal, doting boyfriend.
It doesn’t make sense.
Eve
Eve
Maybe something tipped him off?
Bri
Bri
That’s possible.
Bri
Bri
Maybe he saw your text messages to me?
Eve
Eve
I did leave my phhh…
Eve
Eve
Phhh…
Eve’s words trail off.
She’s suddenly very woozy.
She can’t seem to finish her sentence.
Eve looks at her empty glass of wine.
The wine that Bri brought over for them to share.
Except…
Bri’s glass is still full.
Did Bri even drink the wine?
The puzzle pieces start to click together.
Eve
Eve
You!
Eve
Eve
P-p-p-poisoned me!
Bri
Bri
Took you long enough to figure it out.
Bri slides the keyboard over and begins typing.
The wine glass slips from Eve’s fingers and thumps quietly to the carpet.
Eve
Eve
You w-w-wwon’t get away with th-th-this.
Bri
Bri
Sure I will.
Bri
Bri
Your texted me about your suspicions.
Bri
Bri
You even told your doctor you thought Dan was trying to poison you.
Bri
Bri
Dan was over for dinner tonight.
Bri
Bri
He cooked for you, as always.
Bri
Bri
And like you said before…
Bri
Bri
As a doctor, he would know what drugs to give you…
Bri
Bri
And how to get them.
Bri
Bri
He was the perfect person to pin this on.
Bri
Bri
Now I just have to get rid of these pesky nanny cam videos that show he’s innocent.
Bri types for a moment…
Then smiles at the computer screen.
Bri
Bri
Voila! They’re deleted.
Eve can barely move her mouth…
But she manages to get out one word.
Eve
Eve
W-Why?
In the corner of the office, Eve’s printer flares to life.
Pages upon pages begin shooting out of the printer.
Eve’s book!
Bri
Bri
You were right about your book, Eve.
Bri
Bri
Or should I say, about MY book.
Bri
Bri
It’s going to be the biggest bestseller the world has ever seen.
Eve
Eve