crazy4cars
i’m going to wrap my arms around yr long, lean, sexy body and kiss those soft, moist, red lips of yrs
crazy4cars
and then i’m going to kiss and lick and bite yr slender, sensitive neck...
crazy4cars
swirl my tongue around inside yr cute little ears
crazy4cars
and then i’m going to pull up yr t-shirt and grab onto those pert, taut, lovely boobs of yrs and...
crazy4cars
u cheating BITCH
giftmiss
who...who is this?
crazy4cars
it’s me – yr husband Justin!
giftmiss
but how did...why are u using Evan’s
crazy4cars
i hacked into Evan’s phone. to test u Misty
justjets
and u failed – bigtime!
justjets
u failed our marriage. again!
justjets
yr still seeing that greasy mechanic Evan aren’t u!?
giftmiss
that was just a one-time thing. like i told u. after u and Stacey
justjets
how come u were letting ‘Evan’ sext u then!?
giftmiss
i...i was just humoring him.
giftmiss
i haven’t seen or heard from Evan in over three months
justjets
yr such a goddamn liar Misty!
justjets
this is exactly why we can’t talk to each other anymore. can't be open and honest with each other.
giftmiss
we’ll see who’s open and honest!!
justjets
what’d you mean?
giftmiss
where are u right now?
justjets
i’m at our gift shop. in the back office working.
giftmiss
good! i’m at our house.
giftmiss
and now i’m popping yr laptop and taking a look inside. to see how honest you’ve been
justjets
Misty! that’s private! that’s my personal -
giftmiss
1121969 as a password Justin? the one and only time yr beloved New York Jets won the super bowl. :-O
giftmiss
kind of obvious isn’t it?
giftmiss
oh look. emails between my loving faithful husband and Stacey from down the block
giftmiss
and pictures too! doesn’t she look pretty in her underwear! :-###
giftmiss
u cheating BASTARD! yr still seeing that slut Stacey behind my back!!
justjets
those pictures are old. and the emails...she just sent me a couple over a month ago to see how i was doing
justjets
there’s nothing between me and Stacey anymore
justjets
i told u it just happened...once. period.
justjets
like u and Evan, remember?
giftmiss
i only hooked up with Evan after u broke our wedding vows with Stacey!!
justjets
i only hooked up with Stacey because i was drunk and u were away and -
giftmiss
oh look. i’ve got yr framed game-worn Jets jersey from super bowl III
giftmiss
whoops! the frame and glass broke on the side of the dresser.
giftmiss
how clumsy of me :-(
justjets
well, i’ve got that precious one of a kind porcelain Victorian plate u love so much
giftmiss
Justin! don’t u dare.
justjets
damn. i accidentally knocked it against the side of the desk and it broke all to pieces...
giftmiss
i’ve got yr AFC championship game team-autographed Jets football. and my big pair of crafting scissors.
giftmiss
a fly landed on yr football and i tried to stab it to death.
giftmiss
but i kind of cut up yr ball instead
justjets
well, there’s a mosquito buzzing around in here...
justjets
maybe i can use this stuffed doll yr grandmother had as a child to...
justjets
damn! i missed the mosquito and beat the stuffing out of granny’s old doll instead
justjets
what a tragic loss :’(
giftmiss
OMG yr entire Jets game-day giveaway bobblehead collection just fell off the top shelf.
giftmiss
and when i tried to pick them up...
giftmiss
i wrung all of their springy little necks >;-)
justjets
WTF yr hand-carved wooden folk cat just jumped out at me from the windowsill.
justjets
i had to splinter his dear little head under my heel to stop him from attacking >:(
justjets
I HATE U RIGHT BACK
giftmiss
you’ve got a whole closet full of stupid football collectibles i can smash and shred!!
justjets
and you’ve got an entire office full of dumb old trinkets and knick-knacks i can destroy!!
justjets
i’ll do it too!!
giftmiss
i’m holding yr Jets helmet radio up over my head!
giftmiss
it’s as good as busted!!
justjets
i’m holding yr Quaker crocheted inspirational wall hanging in my hand and between my teeth!
justjets
it’s as good as ripped!!
giftmiss
this is the most we’ve ‘talked’ in the past three months put together :-?
justjets
threatening - but communicating :-?
giftmiss
it’s been a long chilly silence hasn’t it?
justjets
an icy long time
giftmiss
i’m kind of all hot and bothered now. how about u?
justjets
i’m actually sweating and panting
giftmiss
u got me all excited ;-)
giftmiss
maybe we can still ‘pick up the pieces’ – so to speak? :-)
justjets
press ‘clear’ and ‘reset’ on our marriage? :-)
justjets
i’m going to wrap my arms around yr long, lean, sexy body and kiss those soft, moist, red lips of yrs
justjets
and then i’m going to kiss and lick and bite
giftmiss
don’t just say it!
justjets
i’m on my way home. lover!!
giftmiss
i’ll be waiting!!
