SCENE I. Verona. A public place.
Enter SAMPSON and GREGORY, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals.
GREGORY
GREGORY
No, for then we should be colliers.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw.
GREGORY
GREGORY
Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
I strike quickly, being moved.
GREGORY
GREGORY
But thou art not quickly moved to strike.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
A dog of the house of Montague moves me.
GREGORY
GREGORY
To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand:
GREGORY
GREGORY
therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's.
GREGORY
GREGORY
That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
GREGORY
GREGORY
to the wall.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels,
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
to the wall.
GREGORY
GREGORY
The quarrel is between our masters and us their men.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
'Tis all one, I will show myself a tyrant: when I
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
maids, and cut off their heads.
GREGORY
GREGORY
The heads of the maids?
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads;
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
take it in what sense thou wilt.
GREGORY
GREGORY
They must take it in sense that feel it.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Me they shall feel while I am able to stand: and
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
'tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.
GREGORY
GREGORY
'Tis well thou art not fish; if thou hadst, thou
GREGORY
GREGORY
hadst been poor John. Draw thy tool! here comes
GREGORY
GREGORY
two of the house of the Montagues.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
My naked weapon is out: quarrel, I will back thee.
GREGORY
GREGORY
How! turn thy back and run?
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Fear me not.
GREGORY
GREGORY
No, marry; I fear thee!
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Let us take the law of our sides; let them begin.
GREGORY
GREGORY
I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as
GREGORY
GREGORY
they list.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON, speaking aside to GREGORY.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
GREGORY
GREGORY
No.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
bite my thumb, sir.
GREGORY
GREGORY
Do you quarrel, sir?
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
Quarrel sir! no, sir.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you.
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
No better.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Well, sir.
GREGORY
GREGORY
Say 'better:' here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Yes, better, sir.
ABRAHAM
ABRAHAM
You lie.
SAMPSON
SAMPSON
Draw, if you be men. Gregory, remember thy swashing blow.
They fight
Enter BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
Part, fools!
BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
Put up your swords; you know not what you do.
Beats down their swords
Enter TYBALT
TYBALT
TYBALT
What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?
TYBALT
TYBALT
Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death.
BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword,
BENVOLIO
BENVOLIO
Or manage it to part these men with me.
TYBALT
TYBALT
What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word,
TYBALT
TYBALT
As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee:
TYBALT
TYBALT
Have at thee, coward!
They fight
Enter, several of both houses, who join the fray; then enter Citizens, with clubs
First Citizen
First Citizen
Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down!
First Citizen
First Citizen
Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues!
Enter CAPULET in his gown, and LADY CAPULET
CAPULET
CAPULET
What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho!
LADY CAPULET
LADY CAPULET
A crutch, a crutch! why call you for a sword?
CAPULET
CAPULET
My sword, I say! Old Montague is come,
CAPULET
CAPULET
And flourishes his blade in spite of me.
Enter MONTAGUE and LADY MONTAGUE
MONTAGUE
MONTAGUE
Thou villain Capulet,--Hold me not, let me go.
LADY CAPULET
LADY CAPULET
Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe.
Enter PRINCE, with Attendants
PRINCE
PRINCE
Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
PRINCE
PRINCE
Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,--
PRINCE
PRINCE
Will they not hear? What, ho! you men, you beasts,
PRINCE
PRINCE
That quench the fire of your pernicious rage
PRINCE
PRINCE
With purple fountains issuing from your veins,
PRINCE
PRINCE
On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
PRINCE
PRINCE
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground,
PRINCE
PRINCE
And hear the sentence of your moved prince.
PRINCE
PRINCE
Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
PRINCE
PRINCE
By thee, old Capulet, and Montague,
PRINCE
PRINCE
Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
PRINCE
PRINCE
And made Verona's ancient citizens
PRINCE
PRINCE
Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments,
PRINCE
PRINCE
To wield old partisans, in hands as old,
PRINCE
PRINCE
Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate:
PRINCE
PRINCE
If ever you disturb our streets again,
PRINCE
PRINCE
Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
PRINCE
PRINCE
For this time, all the rest depart away:
PRINCE
PRINCE
You Capulet; shall go along with me:
PRINCE
PRINCE
And, Montague, come you this afternoon,
PRINCE
PRINCE
To know our further pleasure in this case,
PRINCE
PRINCE
To old Free-town, our common judgment-place.
PRINCE
PRINCE
Once more, on pain of death, all men depart.
Exeunt all but MONTAGUE, LADY MONTAGUE, and BENVOLIO
SAMPSON
SAMPSON