Debra
Don’t come back to the bank
Debra
Just stay on your lunch break until I tell you it’s okay
Adam
Tell me what’s happening
Debra
Some crazy woman just walked in here with a gun demanding everyone come out into the lobby
Debra
Hiding under my desk
Adam
Did anyone call the cops
Debra
Murray texted me that he did
Adam
Has anyone been hurt?
Debra
I don’t know. Two gun shots fired though
Adam
Can you escape through the window?
Debra
You know I can’t open these windows
Debra
I’m scared. What if she finds me??
Adam
She probably just wants money
Debra
I can hear her yelling something though, but I can’t make out what it is
Adam
Maybe you should try to sneak out toward the exit
Debra
No, I think she’ll see me
Debra
Oh my god, she just fired another gunshot
Adam
Guess I won’t be in to have some of our lunchtime activities today
Debra
YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT SEX NOW!?
Debra
She’s calling out my name!!
Debra
SHE JUST CALLED IT AGAIN
Adam
You’re probably hearing things. You have a popular first name
Debra
She is screaming out my full name
Adam
Why would anyone come into the bank screaming your name??
Debra
Oh my God, is that your psycho wife??
Debra
DID SHE FIND OUT ABOUT US??
Debra
Who else would want to come in here and kill me??
Adam
Fuck. If she found out, I’m dead
Adam
I just tried to call her. She’s not picking up her phone
Debra
How far away are you??
Adam
I’m rounding the block.
Debra
She just fired another shot! It sounded closer!!
Adam
Shit. Our car’s out front
Debra
You need to come in here and get her to stop
Debra
What do you mean you can’t!?
Adam
Well, you see, Adam’s been kind of locked in the trunk for the last hour
Debra
Listen, Marlon will get you whatever money you want
Adam
We’ll talk about money in a minute
Adam
I have a proposition for you
Adam
You should see a few forwarded emails from Adam there
Adam
Those are his other women
Debra
He doesn’t have any other women
Adam
Believe what you want honey, but you ain’t special.
Debra
You’re lying. He told me he was going to leave you for me
Adam
As you can see, he said the same to Lisa, Adrianne, and Tammy
Debra
Did you kill them too??
Adam
No, they’re out in the car. We’re waiting for you
Adam
We want to teach the prick a lesson
Adam
I kind of want to beat him up a bit, and leave him in the desert, but I’m open to suggestions
Debra
I’m going to open that door, and you’re going to shoot me
Adam
I’m giving you an opportunity here
Debra
I don’t understand. If you wanted me to just do this, why hold up the bank
Adam
It’s all in the plan
Adam
We can pretend I’m holding you hostage
Adam
You have to admit it’s perfect
Debra
But the cops will catch us…
Adam
No they’ll think it’s just me
Adam
I’ll be long gone. You’ll get a large cut, then you can quit your job for “mental health reasons” or buy a nicer car or whatever
Adam
Come on, what do you say?
Adam
Everything that’s back there
Adam
Did he play you that song on the guitar he said he wrote just for you??
Adam
He played that at our wedding.
Debra
Tell Marlon to do it, and once you have all the money let me know
Adam
Okay, I see I’ve piqued your interest
Debra
I have golf clubs in my car by the way
Adam
Marlon says it’s a go.
Adam
So, I kick down your door. You start crying. I take you out with your hands up. Got it?
Debra
He said he loved me
Adam
He said he loved me too. He lied.
Adam
Which office is yours?
Debra
Do you have the money??
Debra
It’s the first one on the left
One month later the cops found five naked bodies in the desert. The murderer has yet to be found
