Blake
ugh SO BORED. please shoot me now.
Blake
i mean - it's a school field trip to the theatre...and the theme is: "say no to violence, kids"
Jared
so, immense boredom was to be expected??
Blake
yeah exactly lol. the only interesting thing happening is the crazy dude a couple of rows in front of me.
Blake
he's so fidgety - total nut job - is annoying the shit out of the stuffy old lady sitting next to him. haha.
Blake
I think I just saw something
Jared
that’s the whole point of theater haha
Blake
the nutter a couple of rows from me...I think I saw him take a gun out of his bag!!
Blake
I swear I saw it but now I can’t see it anymore
Jared
it's nothing dude. you're just bored.
Blake
omg I saw it again!! he DEF has a gun. wtf Jared, I am freaking out.
Jared
ok so the man has a gun - big deal, it's legal. it's not like he's gonna use it!
Jared
everyone is always freaking out about shootings at schools and churches...
Jared
but come on - in this town? at the theatre?? no way.
Jared
did it finally get interesting or something??
Jared
what??? what's going on??
Blake
omg omg omg - HE DID IT
Blake
HE PULLED HIS GUN OUT!! He’s shouting
Blake
it’s crazy. show's stopped. I'm crouched on the floor, hiding
Blake
he’s pointing the gun at everyone
Jared
omg I’m calling 911
Blake
I’m really scared Jared. this dude is batshit crazy
Blake
he’s screaming and running around hitting people
Jared
ok just called them! they said they’re on their way. hang in there bro, it’ll be ok.
Blake
he’s holding this girl
Blake
he’s got the gun at her head
Blake
there’s people arguing with him
Blake
he’s not letting go of her!!
Jared
omg Blake get away from him!
Blake
I saw her before the show
Blake
though she was cute. what the hell is happening right now
Blake
oh god he’s dragging her around
Jared
Jesus Christ stay hidden!!!
Blake
he’s saying he’s gonna teach her a lesson
Blake
she didn’t go out with him or something. she's shaking
Jared
where’s the police? they should be there by now
Jared
maybe they’re waiting because they know he has hostages
Jared
Blake? keep talking to me man, don’t stop texting
Blake
Jared he shot her he shot her omg omg
Jared
oh no. I can't believe it
Blake
she’s dead man she’s dead
Jared
are you hidden well?
Blake
yeah he hasn’t seen me yet
Jared
can’t you run away?
Blake
no there’s only one exit and he’s in front of it
Blake
he SHOT her Jared. I’m gonna die in here!!!
Jared
NO you’re not! the police are coming, hold on!
Blake
now he’s walking around
Blake
I’m crawling to keep avoiding him. I think I just peed myself a little
Jared
whatever just keep crawling away from him!
Blake
what if he smells it???
Blake
he grabbed a guy right in front of me
Blake
I’m shaking all over
Blake
he’s dragging him to the stage
Jared
it’s not you! that’s what matters
Blake
I can’t take this anymore
Blake
he’s gonna kill everyone. one by one. where are the cops??!!
Jared
he won’t! just stay patient. I'm sure the cops are figuring everything out.
Blake
he’s screaming that he will,
Blake
oh god. he’s saying he’s gonna chop the guys hands off
Blake
just like in the play!!
Jared
jesus he’s mental. why isn’t there a swat team or something in there?
Blake
he just pulled out a knife! I can’t watch
Jared
what’s going on? did he do it???
Jared
Blake - talk to me, man!! are you ok??
Jared
BLAKE!!! I’m freaking out just SAY SOMETHING
Blake
this is so fucking TWISTED
Blake
yeah and so is everyone else
Jared
what??? the girl survived?
Blake
they turned on the lights
Jared
WTF is going on Blake??
Blake
it’s a hoax. the whole thing was a big prank.
Blake
it was part of the show
Blake
the guy was an actor
Blake
gun not real. girl and other guy actors as well. fake blood.
Blake
I hate them. that was the WORST moment of my life
Blake
they’re all smiling now. everyone else is in shock. me too, I think
Jared
that is going way, way too far! Jesus. you should point a gun at them see how they feel
Blake
NO. no more guns. never again. I’m going home
Jared
lol well then I guess it worked. "violence is bad" ;)
Jared
want me to come over?
Blake
yeah, we can play ball or something.
Jared
no Call of Duty? lol
Blake
NO WAY. see ya soon dude.
