Steamy Pics
by Francesca Cavallo
HOW DARE YOU SEND MY SON BOOBS PICTURES???!!!!
Mrs. Hernandez?
PERVERT! PUNK!!!!!!!
I’m just a friend, don’t worry!
JUST A FRIEND??? BOOBS PICTURES!!!!!
You really shouldn’t look through your son’s phone without his permission.
I DO AS I PLEASE! HE’S MY SON!!!!!!
I think you should relax, Mrs. Hernandez. I’m just a friend from school.
STAY AWAY.
I can’t stay away. We go to THE SAME SCHOOL!
STAY AWAY OR I'LL TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!
Mrs. Hernandez that’s going to be hard, since you don’t know who I am.
TELL ME YOUR NAME!!!
I’m not going to!
YOUR NAME NOW!
:-P Ask your son!
YOU HAVE A TATTOO ON YOUR LEFT BREAST! I'LL FIGURE OUT!
Oh yeah? You’re going to ask around at parent/teacher conference? That’ll be fun, I hope to be there.
YOU ALSO HAVE AN ATTITUDE!! BAD BAD GIRL.
What is wrong with you? It’s just an innocent game.
MY BOY ISN’T INTO THIS KIND OF STUFF.
How do you know that? I think he is...!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Nothing, he just seems to like it when I send him these pics.
I THINK HE’S GAY.
WHAT????!!!
I THINK HE’S GAY.
Yeah, I heard you. Why do you think that?
I THINK HE’S GAY BECAUSE I FEEL IT, I’M HIS MOTHER.
DON'T BULLY HIM!!!
Ok, so you’re mad because you think your son is gay and he’s being cyber-bullied with boobs pictures?
PARTIALLY. YES.
What do you mean “partially”?
BOOBS PICTURES ARE INAPPROPRIATE. PERIOD.
ALSO CYBER-BULLYING IS INAPPROPRIATE.
Why do you keep shouting, Mrs. Hernandez?
I’M NOT SHOURTING!
Then would you stop writing ALL CAPS?
I CAN’T CHANGE IT.
Mrs. Hernandez, I don’t think your son is gay and I’m not sending him pictures of my boobs to cyber-bully him.
Actually, I like him.
YOU DO?
Yeah, he’s cute…!
BUT MAYBE HE’S GAY!
Yeah, maybe, but that should be for him to decide, right?
YES.
We’re just in 10th grade, he’ll have time to figure it out.
JESUS CHRIST.
What?
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
Are you talking about religion? I’m kind of lost.
JESUS CHRIST, YOU’RE GOING TO TELL HIM I THINK HE’S GAY?!!
No, I’m not going to tell him that. But you should stop spying on him.
I'M NOT SPYING ON HIM.
Well, you went through his phone without asking his permission and contacted his girlfriend…
...that sounds a lot like spying to me.
OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND???!
I guess I am.
THAT’S SO CUTE!!!!
HOLD ON I HAVE TO CALL MY HUSBAND.
Don’t tell Mark I told you I’m his girlfriend. I’m not sure how he feels about it, ok?
YOU SHOULD COME OVER!
Yeah, well, I’m not sure. I’ll see if Mark brings that up.
YOU ARE COMING OVER! I’M MAKING FAJITAS ON THURSDAY.
Thanks for the invite. Let’s play it by ear, ok? I don’t want Mark to get scared…we’re just in 10th grade.
YOU SEND HIM BOOBS PICTURES AND CAN’T COME FOR FAJITAS?
Ok ok - I’ll tell him.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU.
MY HUSBAND TOO!
I can’t wait to miss you too.
Oops! *meat
Sry! *meet
YOU’RE FUNNY.
Thanks!
ALSO GOOD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!!
I love English! :)
BUT WHY DO YOU SEND BOOBS PICTURES??
Oh God, it was just a game. Actually it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about it with you…
Could we just drop it? Please?
OK.
Thanks!
BUT IS THE TATTOO REAL?????
No, it’s just a sticker.
GOOD GIRL.
WHAT IS IT, A BUTTERFLY?
Uhm, yeah. But it feels strange that we’re texting and you’re staring at a pic of my boobs.
Can we just stop talking about it?
OK YES. I’LL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY FOR FAJITAS!
Thanks Mrs. Hernandez. I’m sorry about the picture. It won’t happen again, it was stupid.
GOOD. WHAT IF SONMEONE SEES IT? YOU NEVER KNOW.
Yeah, I hadn’t thought about it.
SO YOU THINK HE’S NOT GAY THEN?
Right, I think he’s not gay. Buy, hey, I don’t know.
OK I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A GIRLFREIND. HE DOESN’T TELL ME ANYTHING!!!!
I'M GLAD WE TALKED.
Cool. Bye Mrs. Hernandez! I gotta go back to my homework!
GOOD! SEE YOU SOON.
JUST ONE LAST QUESTION!!!!!
Yes, Mrs. Hernandez?
DO YOU SEND BOOBS PICTURES TO OTHGER BOYS, TOO???
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