Sheila
I think I found it! I told you it would turn up on Craigslist! Those jerks are trying to sell it off!
Lance
Where are they selling it from?
Sheila
Ad says Lower Bottoms
Lance
Yeah…maybe just leave it be
Lance
But I know there’s no stopping you…
Sheila
Hey just responding to the Craigslist ad about the orange bike, can I come see it?
Unknown
Do you think that’s really necessary?
Sheila
Uhh, yeah, it is if I want to buy it
Unknown
Your DNA is all over it
Sheila
Wait, how do you know who this is?
Unknown
I just told you…DNA.
Sheila
You ran a DNA test on the bike?
Unknown
Are you coming to get it back?
Sheila
Why did you steal it?
Sheila
And what made you saw through the chain with a power tool in broad daylight?
Unknown
It’s pretty simple actually, and I’ve already said
Sheila
I don’t understand
Unknown
I wanted exactly what I got to identify the owner
Unknown
363 14th St, Lower Bottoms
Sheila
I am coming and bringing friends
Sheila
Are you going to hurt me and my friends?
Sheila
Because I can also bring the police.
Unknown
With the police report you weren’t able to file?
Sheila
What? How did you know that?
Sheila
You took that too? I didn’t realize it was gone from my files until after the bike was stolen
Unknown
That’s the worst time for it to go away
Sheila
What is going on here?
Unknown
Come alone…or else
Lance
You really shouldn’t do this
Sheila
I want that bike back
Lance
Yeah but it’s not worth it
Sheila
Just come to that address if you don’t hear from me in 15mins
Unknown
Walk to the back entrance, through the gate
Sheila
I’m through the gate
Unknown
Step up onto the AC unit and climb in the window
Unknown
If you want your bike back
Sheila
But I am warning you, my friends are coming if they don’t hear back from me in ten minutes
Sheila
OK, I am in the window
Unknown
Stay on the floor in front of the window sill
Unknown
Why do you care so much about this bike?
Sheila
Because I purchased it with my own money
Sheila
Because I wanted to ride around
Unknown
Why did you come here?
Sheila
What’s with all the questions, I just want the bike, come on!
Lance
I’m leaving in 5mins if you don’t text back
Sheila
I got it. It was strange. On my way home. Tell you about it tomorrow!
Sheila
10 receipts, 10 bikes
Unknown
Just as transmitted
Unknown
Now, for the next assignment.
Sheila
What would you have me do?
Unknown
End his obsession with property as we did yours.
Unknown
Get his most prized possession and his DNA.
Unknown
We know what to do.
Sheila
When will you teach me the ways?
Unknown
After your friend has been completed
Unknown
We need this show of allegiance from you
Unknown
To complete the circle
Unknown
We possess those who obsess on their possessions
Unknown
Yes. You are very close to total consciousness.
Lance
You won’t believe this, I can’t find my notebook
Sheila
Oh, I know where it is
Lance
What? That spot you went to? How did you know?
Sheila
They told me. You need to go. Now.
Sheila
I’ll come find you after 10mins like you did for me
Lance
This is weird but I love that book so I’ll go
Lance
Thanks for having my back
Sheila
No problem. That’s how the circle works
