Amanda
Cool dress last night, lady! A little provoking, if you ask me.
Amanda
Saw you at Frankie’s play last night!
Grace
Yeah? Didn’t see you! Why not come and say hello?
Amanda
Didn’t want to intrude… saw you were in good company!
Amanda
Don’t know, blonde chick with ostensive makeup…
Grace
That’s Martha, my best friend!!!
Amanda
There are people who’d say ‘naughty’ doesn’t quite cover it…
Grace
Woo! Hey, how would I know? You don’t even stop to say hi when you meet me!
Grace
Or *maybe* you’re just asking me to connect you and Martha!
Amanda
Now you caught me! I’m naughty and devious… She’s hot! Is she seeing someone?
Amanda
Oh yeah, I get that a lot. The whole thing of seducing a girl by making her laugh? I practically invented it, baby.
Grace
Did you just use the word “seducing”?
Amanda
It’s technically a verb, but yes, your honor.
Grace
Does that mean you’re trying to seduce me?
Amanda
Woah, dude. You’re going too fast! I was speaking in general terms.
Amanda
That doesn’t mean you should lose hope! I actually encourage you to entertain the fantasy of the two of us together.
Amanda
Who knows, it may come true!
Grace
Yeah, it “may”! But I suspect you like to talk too much…
Amanda
Let the record reflect an insinuation of sexual nature in Grace Truman’s statement.
Grace
You see? You’re deflecting.
Amanda
What would you like me to do, ma’am? Your wish is my command.
Grace
Why don’t you come here?
Amanda
Are you challenging me, ma’am?
Amanda
Because you know I live close by, it would take me 5 short minutes to come and rip you apart.
Grace
In fact, I’m wondering what are you waiting for?
Amanda
There may be tons of reasons, mademoiselle.
Amanda
One of the reasons could be that I have a lady over and can’t quite abandon her in my maison.
Grace
Yeah, right! So you’re texting with me and you have another girl over. You’re so full of shit!
Amanda
Language, Ms. Truman! Language!
Grace
I love to curse. One of the 10 million things that you’ll never find out about me…
Amanda
So, let’s assume I send this poor girl home and give my Thursday night an unexpected turn…
Amanda
What would kind of secrets would I uncover about you, young lady?
Grace
A weird passion for bridal lingerie…
Amanda
Uhm, tying my shoe-laces…
Grace
The cheesiest romantic playlist you’ve ever listened to…
Amanda
Does is include at least an unplugged Celine Dion?
Grace
An impressive collection of badass bourbon bottles.
Amanda
Ok. Girl is out. Give me a minute to collect my dirtiest sex toys and I’ll be on my way.
Grace
You mean “dirty” in a figurative way I hope.
Amanda
Actually, I was being literal. This is one of the one million things you’re going to find out about ME!
Amanda
I never wash my sex toys!
Grace
Ew! I don’t ever want to see them!
Amanda
Don’t worry, I’ll blindfold you (it’s one of my favorite games, thanks for asking!)
Grace
No! Stop it! I just want you, no sex toys.
Amanda
That could be a problem.
Amanda
I’m not sure I can come without my toys.
Grace
Oh come on! I already got in my white babydoll…
Amanda
Woman, thou shalt be the most perilous of all temptations!
Grace
C’mon Ulysses… can’t you hear the siren’s calling?
Amanda
Can’t but answer to your calling, siren… open your door if you got the guts.
Grace
Why are you pointing at my phone?
Grace
Do you mean you want us to keep texting?
Grace
What do you have in mind?
Amanda
I’d like you to dance to your cheesy playlist, would you do that for me honey?
Grace
Would you like something to drink while you watch me?
Amanda
Hell yes. A bourbon on the rocks would be perfect.
Grace
I’ll fix it for you, sit on the couch and enjoy the wait.
Amanda
Make it short, that bridal babydoll of yours is making this wait pretty hard on me.
Amanda
I can’t fucking believe you started your sexy playlist with Ne-Yo’s Sexy Love!!!
Amanda
Now you gotta come on my lap as the girl in the video!
Grace
Wait and see what I got for you!
Amanda
This was fantastic! A+ Miss Truman.
Grace
I think for unplugged Celine we should probably move things in the other room… what do you think?
