Karen
Hey babe how are you today
Mr. Haverson
These kids are exhausting
Mr. Haverson
No one in my entire first period history class did their homework.
Karen
Maybe they were all exhausted or something?
Mr. Haverson
From what? From being 17?
Mr. Haverson
I’m sorry. You’re right. The whole thing’s just hard, you know?
Mr. Haverson
Did you feel like this your first year as a teacher??
Karen
Oh ya totally. All the time.
Karen
Id just go easy on the kids
Karen
Theyre probably having a hard time too
Mr. Haverson
I was thinking…
Mr. Haverson
You wanna get drinks later?
Mr. Haverson
It’d be nice to talk for real.
Mr. Haverson
Face to face.
Karen
Oo I would love that too. But you know we cant
Karen
I dont want to mess things up
Mr. Haverson
You’re right.
Mr. Haverson
Can’t believe we’re not allowed to date colleagues.
Mr. Haverson
I mean we’re all adults, right?
Karen
Haha I know so dumb
Karen
But its been real nice texting with you all the time
Mr. Haverson
I know it’s been good for me too.
Mr. Haverson
Good to have someone to talk to in this town.
Karen
God this town is so dumb I know
Mr. Haverson
I saw you in the teacher lounge the other day
Mr. Haverson
I wanted to say something. To do something. You know?
Karen
:) :) :) I dont know what you mean
Karen
Tell me tell me tell me
Mr. Haverson
Let me tell you over drinks
Karen
Ahh you know I cant!
Mr. Haverson
You looked so good the other day
Karen
Your butt looked really good in those pants today
Karen
You have such a cute butt
Mr. Haverson
Wait how do you know what I look like today?
Karen
Oh I saw you in the hallway earlier.
Mr. Haverson
But you’re not in school today. I went by your room earlier and there’s a sub.
Karen
Im so sorry Mr Haverson
Mr. Haverson
Who is this??
Mr. Haverson
HELLO WHO IS THIS??
Mr. Haverson
Lindsey who??
Karen
Lindsey from first period history
Mr. Haverson
Lindsey this is serious. Why do you have Karen’s phone?
Karen
No Mr. Haverson you dont get it. Im so sorry.
Karen
Youre so cute. I thought maybe you knew it was me and you were still playing along
Mr. Haverson
Playing along with what?
Karen
I got your number from that sheet you gave us the first day of class
Karen
Dont be mad! I just think your really really great.
Karen
And sorry about class today. Danny had a crazy party last night and a lot of us were out super late
Mr. Haverson
Lindsey this is really inappropriate.
Mr. Haverson
I said a lot of things to you.
Mr. Haverson
And those photos
Mr. Haverson
LINDSEY you have to delete those photos!
Karen
Aww but you look so cute.
Mr. Haverson
No Lindsey this isn’t okay
Karen
Even the one of you with your dog?
Mr. Haverson
Jesus Christ
Mr. Haverson
This whole time?
Mr. Haverson
So you made up everything about Karen ignoring me
Karen
Ms. Waters didn’t know anything
Karen
But shes really pretty so I thought you would want to talk to her
Mr. Haverson
She hasn’t been ignoring me. She doesn’t even know me!
Karen
But I meant everthing I said
Karen
Your such a good teacher
Mr. Haverson
Does anyone else know about this Lindsey?
Karen
No I never told anyone
Mr. Haverson
OK. Meet me in my classroom after school. Okay?
Mr. Haverson
NO Lindsey NOT like that. We need to talk about this.
Mr. Haverson
You can’t show anyone these
Mr. Haverson
My room. After school. Bring your phone.
