Tiffany sips her coffee and smirks at her best friend…
Who’s staggering out of the bedroom in their suite.
Tiffany
Well, don’t you look chipper today.
Erin
It’s too early for sarcasm.
Tiffany
How late were you out?
Tiffany
That’s Vegas for you. You must have had fun.
Erin
Yeah. But I wish I could remember it more.
Tiffany
Don’t we all, baby. Don’t we all.
Tiffany
Nope. This is the last cup.
Tiffany
Here. Have the rest of mine.
Erin’s cell phone buzzes and she groans.
Erin
I can’t believe he’s texting me so early.
Tiffany
He is an early bird, isn’t he?
Tiffany
How are you two even a thing?
Erin checks her phone and then looks up at her friend.
Erin
Wait — it isn’t Charlie.
Erin
I don’t recognize this number. It’s some guy named Will.
Tiffany
Answer it! Maybe you met someone HOT last night.
Erin
I would have remembered that — right?
Tiffany
Just answer it! I’m dying to know.
Erin stares at her phone.
Will
Last night was amazing.
Will
When can I see you again?
Erin looks up at Tiffany.
Erin
I guess I DID meet someone last night.
Tiffany
Good. You go girl!
Erin
I don’t remember it — not at all.
Tiffany
You know what they say.
Tiffany
Foggy memory, clear conscience.
Erin
It doesn’t work that way at all.
Tiffany
Ugh. I can’t believe you’re still with him.
Tiffany
The dude has no sense of humor. Zero.
Tiffany winces at her own words.
But that doesn’t mean that Charlie isn’t a good guy, right?
Erin
He has SOME sense of humor.
Tiffany
Ugh. When Charlie talks, it’s always about himself.
Erin
He talks about lots of things.
Tiffany
And yet you’re completely uninterested in any of them.
Tiffany
The two of you have nothing in common.
Tiffany
Oh! And do you both breathe oxygen too?
Tiffany
Match made in heaven.
Erin
I know you don’t like him but—
Tiffany
Kimmy doesn’t like him either.
Erin
Kimmy hates every guy I date.
Tiffany
Kimmy has excellent taste.
Erin
Have you seen her hair?
Tiffany
I love her hair. What color is it now?
Erin
Well, when I left on Thursday, it was green.
Erin
With purple highlights.
Erin
No telling what it is now.
Tiffany
She’s such a wild child.
Tiffany
It’s hard to believe the two of you came from the same womb.
Erin
Hey! I can be a wild child.
Tiffany
You are a certified stick-in-the-mud.
Erin’s phone buzzes again.
Tiffany
Are you going to answer that text?
Erin
It’s just some random guy.
Tiffany
A wild child would answer that text.
Tiffany
Maybe this guy is more interesting than Charlie.
Erin
You’re crazy. This guy could be an axe murderer for all we know.
Tiffany
There’s only one way to find out.
Tiffany waggles her brows.
Tiffany
And to find out what happened last night.
Tiffany
And if you decide you don’t want him…
Tiffany
You can give him to me.
Erin’s phone buzzes again.
Will
Am I texting too early?
Will
We didn’t exactly set a time LOL
Erin
So we agreed to text when we met last night?
Will
You kind of insisted on it 😉
Erin
I have a confession to make.
Erin
I might have had too much to drink last night.
Will
Really? What a shock.
Will
We both had too much to drink.
Erin
That’s kind of the point I’m making.
Will
All right. What DO you remember?
Erin
Why don’t you tell me what YOU remember?
Will
Did I mention my fragile ego is crushed?
Erin
You’ve made it pretty clear.
Erin
Does it help that I really want to know?
Will
I remember lots of alcohol.
Will
Lots of dancing. Talking.
Will
We’re both hardcore Game of Thrones fans, by the way.
Will
I know. It’s awesome.
Will
Oh, my dear. It doth occur to me that I have you at an advantage.
Erin
You DOTH have me at an advantage? Egads.
Will
Would it be wrong to torture you a little?
Erin
It absolutely would.
Erin
Please tell me what we did.
Will
All right. I’ll have mercy on you.
Will
We both agreed that one night stands aren’t our thing.
Will
But said we wanted to get to know each other better.
Will
So we agreed to connect today via text.
Will
You gave me your number.
Will
Yup — you wrote it on my arm with a sharpie.
Will
I’m pretty sure you stole it from the bouncer.
Erin
And I WROTE on your arm?
Will
I’m looking at it right now.
Will
Your number and a smiley face.
Erin
I’m not exactly a smiley face kind of gal.
Will
Sometimes alcohol brings out our evil sides.
Will
You did use a sharpie.
Will
That isn’t coming off for weeks.
Erin
LOL, sorry about that.
Will
You said you wanted to make sure I didn’t lose your number.
Will
You were ADAMANT that I text you today.
Erin
I must have liked you.
Erin
Besotted? Or just sotted?
Will
I’m pretty sure it was besotted 😉
Erin
Well, I’m not exactly a besotted kind of gal either.
Will
It was probably me, then.
Erin
You must be, if I sharpied your arm.
Erin
So…what was it about me…
Erin
That caught your attention?
Will
Let’s just say I walked into that bar…
Will
And when I saw you, everyone else disappeared.
Erin
Really? I’m pretty average.
Her hair is boring brown, styled in a page cut with bangs.
Long? Erin fingers her short locks.
Will
And it’s such a pretty color.
Will
Is that platinum blonde?
Erin
You’re not going to believe this.
Erin
I think he’s texting a wrong number.
Tiffany
You’re shitting me.
Erin
He met someone at a bar. SHE gave him her number.
Erin
But it was a wrong number — a random number.
