JD
yo dude whatd I miss in trig today?
Scott
mrs gilhuizer had us do like a million exercises with partners
Scott
sin, cos, tan, all that stuff
Scott
yeah except it sucked because since u werent there i had to work with lionel schump
Scott
he talks slower than a dying supervillain in a slo-mo scene of an action movie
Scott
and u should see him try to do trig lol
JD
im telling you you shoulda ditched with me
JD
the surf was sweeeet today
JD
i was out at our secret break
JD
nobody there, as usual…
Scott
dude theres no way i can sneak out of school
JD
sometimes you just gotta live a little my friend ;)
Scott
dude my step dad is literally the principal
Scott
not to mention i live with him
Scott
yo man have you done the homework for gilhuizer’s tomorrow?
Scott
… can i get it? Lol
JD
hahaha this is too good
JD
the principal’s son is asking me, the kid who ditches trig, for the homework
Scott
and i know you already did it
Scott
it takes you like two seconds anyway
Scott
im super busy tonight can you shoot it over to me?
JD
only if you promise to ditch and come surfing with me some time haha
Scott
hah yeah we’ll see…
JD
haha yeah jk i got you man
JD
dont let your step dad see lol
JD
need someone to take the trig test for you? :P
Scott
dude a cop just came into class and asked if anyone knew where you were
JD
whatd you tell the cop
Scott
idk i didnt say anything
JD
dude have i got a story for you lol
Scott
what the hell did you do
Scott
there’s like four cop cars in the school parking lot
JD
i didnt even do anything really
JD
ok so you know where Toothless Paul hangs out right?
Scott
pfft thats a good start
JD
yeah so i went over there yesterday afternoon
JD
he was selling some ripoff movie tickets for cheap and i wanted a few lol
Scott
so these cops are all searching for you because you tried to use some fake movie tickets?
JD
Toothless Paul wasnt even there yesterday
JD
but nearby i saw this briefcase…
JD
and this briefcase dude…
JD
250 thousand dollars cash
Scott
dont BS me whatd you do actually?
Scott
like how??? no way that actually happened
Scott
ok jesus but where are you now then?
JD
uhhh… maybe not such a good idea to tell you right now if the cops are looking for me and all lol
Scott
uh yikes good call i guess haha
Scott
what are you gonna do with it?
JD
dude idk but def not going to school lol
JD
just bought myself a new surfboard actually
JD
fishtail rocker, quad fins… its niiiiice heheh
Scott
damn dude that’s awesome
JD
thinkin abt getting a car next heheh >:]
Scott
uh… idk I guess haha go for it man
Scott
dude i cant believe that happened to you
JD
tell you one thing man
JD
im not coming back to school for a looooong time hahah
Scott
mrs gilhuizer just told me to go to the office
Scott
theyre probably gonna ask me where you are
JD
how do they even know you know me??
JD
don’t say anything dude
JD
lemme know how it goes
Scott
i didnt say anything
Scott
but they knew i knew you
Scott
my step dad was there with them
JD
whatever you didnt say anything right?
Scott
yeah but its not that
Scott
they told me that theyre working on getting a warrant to seize my phone
Scott
if they get your number from mine, they can put a trace on your phone too…
Scott
dude i dunno what to do
JD
for starters im gonna ditch my phone…
JD
then i think im gonna run
JD
like out of the country
JD
idk… mexico? theres good surf in baja haha
JD
then probably somewhere else
Scott
you cant just up and leave like that though dude…
JD
i literally have 250 grand right now…
JD
yeah but i mean why not?
JD
i didnt even do anything wrong
JD
i just found all this money
JD
and it’s not like i can spend it here soo… hasta la vista! lol
Scott
what a crazy life you live
JD
you just gotta go for it sometimes man
JD
play hookey sometimes, ya know? ;)
Scott
you try that when the principal is your frickin stepdad…
JD
yeah i guess ive never had to deal with that
JD
well look dude i gotta go soon
JD
gonna have to ditch my phone if they’ll be taking yours…
JD
but im just gonna throw this out there…
JD
do you wanna come with me?
JD
and of course i’ll cover you on the cash
JD
buy you a surfboard and everything haha
JD
but this money’s no good unless i got a buddy to enjoy it with
Scott
i mean that’s crazy
JD
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
JD
i can guarantee it lol
Scott
but i mean just up and leave like that?
JD
sometimes you gotta live a little my friend ;)
JD
meet me at the secret break
JD
the one we surfed two Saturdays ago
JD
if the cops find your phone, whatever
JD
no one knows where that spot is
JD
i’ll be there for 45 minutes then im out of here
JD
hoping that you can come with me
Scott
JD LeMatthieu—This is Officer Krieger of the Monterey County Sheriff’s Department.
Scott
We have Scott’s phone.
Scott
And within moments we will have your location.
Scott
Young man, I am warning you very seriously: Do not try to run, and do not try to hide.
Scott
Everything will be better for you and your friend Scott if you two come and turn yourselves, and we can try to make sure this stays out of court.
JD
come and find us piggy
Scott
Mr. LeMatthieu, that is not the way that a soon-to-be-wanted criminal should be speaking to an officer of the law.
JD
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