Caleb
What do you mean THAT Caleb?
Skye
It means I’m the biggest idiot in the world. Can you just forget this ever happened?
Skye
Pretend I never texted, ok?
Caleb
I’m not even going to get an explanation?
Caleb
I’m guessing from your reaction I know you…
Caleb
She speaks! All right, we’re getting somewhere. How do I know you?
Skye
Please just drop it.
Caleb
I can’t. You have to tell me.
Caleb
If you don’t, this is going to be all I think about.
Caleb
Do you really want to be the one responsible for my lack of productivity at work tomorrow?
Caleb
Wait, is that it? Do we work together?
Caleb
Okay, then. Did we go out?
Caleb
Sister’s best friend?
Caleb
Woman who cuts my hair?
Caleb
Neighbor who screams about my music?
Caleb
Wait, what!? Are you serious?
Skye
Calm down. I don’t mean yours.
Caleb
Then what do you mean?
Skye
Yep. See — you’ve lost your words.
Caleb
It’s not that. I just…wasn’t expecting it to be you.
Skye
I guess it’s not every day you wind up sexting your ex-roommate’s ex-girlfriend.
Caleb
Technically, we didn’t quite get to the sext part. I think we hovered around it. 😉
Skye
Because that makes it so much better.
Caleb
Honestly, it doesn’t make a difference.
Caleb
I don’t see the problem. You and Scott haven’t been a couple since…what?
Caleb
Four months after college?
Caleb
This really isn’t that big of a deal.
Caleb
Trust me, it’s not.
Skye
Think about it, Caleb.
Caleb
I did, and I don’t get what the issue is. What am I missing?
Skye
Maybe the fact that I wound up texting you when I was trying to reach him.
Skye
Then obviously, you know that he was the one who had me bent over the podium at the reunion 🙈
Skye
Like that’s not awkward or anything.
Caleb
You didn’t mention anything about a podium 😉
Skye
You’re really not helping things.
Caleb
Okay, sorry. But, so what?
Caleb
You slept with him, you did things with him, you…who cares?
Caleb
You think I’ve been sitting home all virginal these past few years?
Caleb
Or even these past few weeks?
Skye
It’s not about having sex. It’s about the guy I had sex *with.*
Caleb
Okay…so you had sex with Scott. What’s your point?
Skye
Scott, as in your roommate throughout college—
Skye
Had sex with me, Skye, as in the girl you…
Skye
I know you didn’t forget.
Skye
You’re really going to make me say it?
Skye
I see what you’re doing. Trying to get me to bare it all.
Caleb
Baring it all, huh?
Caleb
That may bring back a few memories.
Skye
A few? Who are you kidding?
Skye
I bet that night was on loop in your mind for days!
Skye
I saw your face and the way you made a beeline for your room after you saw me.
Caleb
Hey! I didn’t want to make you uncomfortable.
Skye
Is that it, huh? How noble.
Caleb
It wasn’t like I walked in on you guys on purpose. You were in my living room!
Skye
Relax, I’m giving you a hard time.
Skye
I actually thought it was funny.
Skye
It wasn’t your fault. You got home earlier than we expected.
Skye
And we were being…reckless.
Skye
There was no way you’d know you’d come home to find a naked woman straddling your roommate on the couch…
Caleb
Back arched and moaning loudly?
Skye
🙈 Exactly. That doesn’t happen every day.
Caleb
Just every third Tuesday.
Skye
I see you’re catching my drift 😉
Skye
And I have to say you paint a really nice picture.
Caleb
I’ll take the live show again, any day.
Skye
Then I guess it’s only fitting you got the texts too.
Caleb
Ahh, the texts, the perfect encore presentation.
Caleb
I was hoping we could get back to those.
Caleb
It shouldn’t be. If anything, it should be better.
Caleb
You know who I am. I know who you are.
Caleb
Now you can really picture me. I did give an accurate description, didn’t I?
Skye
I will give you that. You’re definitely easy on the eyes.
Skye
My friends were always begging me to fix them up with you.
Caleb
But you never did. Saving me for yourself?
Caleb
Then how come? Not charming enough?
Skye
That was never your problem. More like your roommate dumped me.
Skye
Dealing with his friends didn’t seem like the smartest idea in the world.
Caleb
That didn’t stop you from texting me now though, did it? 😉
Caleb
A happy accident. But seriously, how did you end up reaching me and not him?
Caleb
Your subconscious screaming out?
Skye
You were listed in my contacts as Scott RM. When I typed in his name, I must have clicked on the wrong entry.
Caleb
Ouch. My name didn’t even get in there?
Caleb
Not even Scott’s Caleb? Or Roommate Caleb?
Caleb
Hottest guy on the planet Caleb?
Skye
Nope. We never texted. I only had your number because Scott gave it to me for emergencies—
Skye
Our first time texting was today.
Caleb
And it was definitely worth the wait 😉
She isn’t seriously considering something with Caleb Hansen, right?
Caleb
Come on. We used to have great conversations—
Caleb
Before AND after the living room encounter.
Caleb
If we could get past that, why is this such a big deal?
Skye considers what he says.
Caleb
I like where this is headed…
Skye
I mean, it’s not like you and Scott are best buddies.
Skye
You don’t live together anymore or hang out 24-7.
Caleb
We were never best buddies.
Skye
You know what I mean.
Caleb
Skye, there’s something I have to tell you…
