Tanya
Nada. You only forgot our anniversary.
Tanya
And you promised you wouldn’t!
Tanya
1 year together & that’s the best apology you got?
Tanya
Not good enough. Way not good enough.
Owen
I was eyeballs deep in coding.
Tanya
Well, enjoy sleeping with your app - cause we’re done.
Owen
No! You can’t leave me!
Tanya
I’ll pick up my stuff later.
Owen
Let’s talk it out first… Please!!!
Pete
Yup. Watching politicians on TV fight at the UN.
Owen
I got a job for you.
Pete
Does it involve hacking?
Pete
Good. I’m in… Who’s the target?
Owen
Tanya. She just dumped me.
Pete
Ouch. Sorry, bro… What’s the hack?
Owen
I’ll send you some profiles.
Owen
Make sure they are the only ones she sees on her dating apps.
Pete
She’s dating already?
Owen
She works fast. But I work faster.
Owen
I’m also sending you a code I just finished.
Owen
I want it to run in the background of her date apps.
Owen
The first profile she swipes-right on - she will fall in love with.
Owen
It’s a powerful hypnotic - uses subliminal images and sub-audible commands - plus neurofeedack...
Owen
I call it: The Love Bot.
Owen
She won’t be able to resist.
Pete
Who are these profiles of?
Pete
Sweet - wicked sweet...
Pete
I don’t do love. It’s like losing 100 IQ points.
Pete
I’ll ping you when it’s ready.
Pete
At 9:23 am. Man, she swiped-right hard.
Pete
And already trying to set up a date.
Pete
“Ms Butter Cups” aka Rodney Pellicano.
Owen
Genius! Thanks, bro. Fwd all her texts to me.
Pete
Forwarded message From: Tayna To: Ms Butter Cups
Pete
"Why did you block me? You are the greatest love of my life!"
Pete
"Wherever you go I will find you! You can’t stop true love - or me! :* :* :*"
Owen
Pete, this is more than I expected!
Pete
I thought he broke up with you.
Mia
He did. His father forced him to take a job overseas.
Mia
No. His father hates me. It’s a gov’t job & he’s put me on the no-fly list.
Mia
Never. I can’t get over Leo - and I don’t want to. What am I going to do?
Pete
Do you have a recent photo of yourself?
Mia
Yes, he quit his job and he’s staying here! Thanks so much!
Mia
But he seems changed. Now he always wants to be with me.
Mia
I like it - a lot… But I see how it could get annoying…
Pete
It’s what you wanted, isn’t it?
Pete
Make the most of it… You know it ain’t for me…
Pete
Hey Owen. You better look at this:
Pete
Forwarded message From: Rodney Pellicano (aka Ms Butter Cups) To: Tayna
Pete
"Dear Ms. Tayna Taylor, This is a CEASE AND DESIST ORDER."
Pete
"It is to inform you that your harassing and intimidating actions against me have become unbearable."
Pete
"This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately."
Owen
wtf did she do, Pete?
Pete
She shadows him everywhere, shouts out her love to him all day
Pete
And at night, she hides in his hallway and slips hot photos of herself under his door - real hot & real explicit
Owen
HEY! That’s my gf!!!
Owen
I’m not feeling so good about this any more.
Pete
Do you have an undo function I can insert in the bot?
Owen
No - it doesn’t exist.
Pete
That’s why I don’t do love.
Mia
Pete, you got to help get Leo off me!
Pete
Sorry, sis. I’ve been working non-stop, but love is one thing I can’t un-hack.
Mia
Then you better get me a new identity before I go psycho on him!
Pete
Mia, do you have a recent photo of Leo?
Pete
The only way to fix this is to make you love him -
Pete
- the same amount he loves you. You up for it?
Owen
Okay, Pete, I’m ready.
Owen
It’s the only way. Now that you sent Tanya my photo with The Love Bot, I wanna be in sync with her.
Pete
Okay… the next message you receive will be her. Live long and love hard!
Mia
Just wanted to thank you for fixing me & Leo up with The Love Bot.
Mia
We’re happier than a couple of junkies in a pharmacy.
Pete
Good. Ok, then. Gotta go -
Pete
Read the news? Wars are escalating. That’s what’s keeping me busy.
Mia
What r u so busy with?
Pete
Spreading The Love Bot… at the UN…
