The Swap - Part 1
by Athirah Roslan
Pick up the damn phone!
Ffs, where are you?
PICK UP THE PHONE DAMN IT
Pick
Up
The
Damn
Phone
I want my phone back and I'm sure you want yours
So, pick up the damn phone WILL YOU
Idk what's your problem
Don't you want your phone back?
Yes I do
Oh wow, it took you awhile to respond
I'm not surprised
Give a place for us to meet, I want my phone back
Actually...
We have a problem
What problem, exactly?
I had to go through your library just to know who you are
Look, we go to the same school so I know you
Who am I, then?
Jeremy Henderson
But do I know you?
No
Whatever, meet me in ten
I can't
That's the problem
Idc, that's not my problem so meet me in ten
I just landed in Australia ok?
You have got to be kidding me...
What the hell are you doing in Australia?!
Excuse me I can be wherever I want
You can
If we DIDN'T swap phones
But no, you're in Australia, idk what for
Fucking hell
I have your phone and you have mine
I'm just as pissed as you are!
No, I'm sure you're enjoying this
Why would I enjoy this??
You have Jeremy Henderson's phone AKA me, why wouldn't you enjoy it?
Exactly, you're speechless
Let me guess, you planned it all
You swapped phones when I wasn't looking, didn't you?
Probably lying that you're in Australia, that's a possibility
OH MY GOD
I'm in Australia god damn it
FYI, I don't even like you
I don't even want anything to do with you nor do I want your phone
Keep lying
No one dislikes me, tbh
I'M NOT LYING
You know what?
Fuck you
I'd want that, sweetheart but like you said, you're in Australia
So this is it
The school's playboy is really a dick
Ouch, you hurt me, princess
When will you be back?
In a week
Well, a week is not so bad
It's not that bad at all
Are you... cooperating?
Do I have a choice?
No, not really
Let me just get this straight for a sec
We accidentally swapped our phones, is that true?
Yes, idiot
Wait a minute...
You were the girl who bumped into me
And you were the guy who stood in the middle, you selfish prick
No matter how interesting it might be to argue with you
But right now, I don't want to
Ok. Now what?
We'll have to stay connected until we get our phones back
How does that sound?
Why do we have to stay connected?
Oh idk maybe because you might run away
I don't know you, remember?
Oh please like I would do that
You'd never know
Fine but I have the rules
Girls and their goddamn rules
You are not allowed to go through my photos, at all cost
You are also not allowed to go through my messages...
other than messages with me, my contacts, my social medias or even answer any calls from anyone
Easy to say, you're not allowed to do anything on my phone. Understand?
That's a little bit unfair, don't you think?
What
You went through my library, looked at photos of me
So why am I not allowed to do the same?
I needed to know who you are, there's a difference
I don't think so
I need to know who you are too
At least see a photo of you, you might be hot
Not acceptable, at all
God, you're boring
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