Mitch
Hey where are you? We were supposed to meet 30 min ago!
Carly
Hey I'm so sorry, I'm stuck on the train! We're on the bridge right now so I finally have service ugh
Carly
Not sure, but it's super annoying!!!
Mitch
Great. We're gonna be late to the show.
Carly
They don't even go on until 10, don't worry!
Mitch
Yeah, but I don't wanna miss their opening song. I heard they really come out with a bang.
Carly
You can head to the show if you want, and I'll meet you there!
Carly
Yeah, which venue is it?
Mitch
The one in Williamsburg
Carly
Okay cool. See you there!
Mitch
Hey I'm here and I've got 2 beers. You walking over?
Carly
DUDE I'm still stuck on the bridge!
Mitch
What?? What is going on? Jesus
Carly
Idk. Something weird is going on... there's a guy pacing around the car
Mitch
So get out of that car...
Carly
I can't. The door is locked. There's another guy in here too, down at the other end
Mitch
What's that guy doing?
Carly
Just like...reading a book. Whatever. Crazy people.
Mitch
Well get here soon! They're starting now.
Carly
Ugh, stupid train!!!
Carly
So there are 2 cops in the conductor's booth. crazy pacing guy is pounding on the door.
Mitch
Get the fuck out of there Carly
Carly
holy shit, crazy guy just pulled out a bloody knife
Carly
Yeah, he's like caressing it and shit
Mitch
Is there somewhere you can hide?
Carly
I'm hiding behind the seats
Carly
omg this can't be real
Mitch
What's happening???
Carly
He just looked at the other guy and said "you're gonna die today"
Carly
he's stabbing his face!
Carly
Cops won't come out
Carly
guy is pounding on door, screaming for help
Mitch
Can you do something?
Carly
I don't wanna anger stabby guy!!
Mitch
Should I call the police?
Carly
they know and they're not doing ANYTHING
Carly
They're just watching this happen!
Carly
He just stabbed his eye!!!
Carly
oh no. I think he spotted me
Mitch
Carly? plz tell me ur ok
Carly
If I die today, will you take my cat?
Mitch
Carly stop it, just get out of there!
Carly
I'm off the train! Heading to the venue
Mitch
CARLY WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
Carly
The craziest thing!! So the stabby guy noticed me, and he got real pissed off
Carly
So he pulls his bloody rusty knife out of eye-less guy's arm
Carly
Yeah, when he got stabbed in the eye, that was it.
Mitch
Gross. Okay continue!
Carly
So stabby guy is headed right for me, like running. I'm screaming. The cops look terrified.
Carly
No! They were watching from behind the door, horrified
Carly
And suddenly, eye-less guy just gets up and tackles him to the ground. Stabby guy starts repeatedly stabbing his face again, but eyeless guy doesn't give a shit anymore
Carly
You're telling me! Finally, he knocks the knife out of stabby guy's hand and pins him to the ground
Carly
Meanwhile, I'm like crying in the corner, and he's yelling at me to help him
Carly
I ran over and kicked that nastyass knife to the other end of the car.
Carly
Then eye-less guy starts punching him in the face. Over and over and over.
Mitch
I would probably do the same thing.
Carly
And THAT'S when the cops decided to emerge
Mitch
Are you kidding me??
Carly
No way man. So they come out and arrest the guy, who has apparently been running all over Manhattan randomly stabbing people for the past week.
Mitch
Now that I think about it, I remember seeing something about that!
Carly
Yeah basically, these cops are just patting themselves on the back for a "job well done" and meanwhile there's blood EVERYWHERE and eye-less guy is screaming in pain because you know, he DOESN'T HAVE AN EYE ANYMORE
Mitch
Did the cops do anything?
Carly
No! They just left him standing there, bleeding profusely, taking credit for something HE did!
Carly
You're telling me. But then we couldn't get the poor guy any medical attention because we were still on the bridge.
Carly
So I helped him with his stab wounds until we got to Brooklyn. Some EMTs were waiting there
Mitch
Is he gonna be okay?
Carly
Oh yeah. He's probably gonna need a glass eye from now on though. And man is he pissed!!
Carly
Mentioned he was gonna sue the NYPD.
Mitch
He should. That's ridiculous.
Carly
I wanted to ride with him in the ambulance, since his family wasn't around. But he insisted that I not go with him. I feel like I owe him my life or something. The guy saved me.
Mitch
You should get him something!
Carly
I should, shouldn't I? Something tells me he wouldn't accept it.
Mitch
Seriously though, that is the most badass thing I've ever heard of.
Carly
Most definitely! Okay I'm here outside. Please tell me they haven't finished their set.
Carly
I forgot my ticket.
