Aunt Carol
Are you ready for your amazing matchmaker Aunt to work her magic?!
Mia
Uh oh. I was wondering when it was going to be my turn to get set up.
Aunt Carol
Well, today is your lucky day! š¾
Aunt Carol
Your sister told me you love hockey players, so Iām going to find you one who can score š
Mia
Where are you this time?
Aunt Carol
At the hockey rink, obviously!
Mia
Is there a game going on?
Aunt Carol
Itās starting soon. All these Hockey Hotties are on the ice practicing their moves! š
Mia
What are you going to do?
Aunt Carol
Keep up, honey. Iām going to find you a boyfriend.
Mia
You donāt have to do that, Aunt Carol.
Aunt Carol
Itās what I do.
Aunt Carol
I donāt hear Tara complaining about the fireman I got for her.
Mia
She said you did a stripper dance in a firehouse.
Aunt Carol
You girls have no idea how to talk to men.
Aunt Carol
In my day, we used to walk up to them, grab them by the collar, and TELL them we were dating.
Mia
That sounds kind of aggressiveā¦
Aunt Carol
Thank you for the compliment.
Mia
Aunt Carol, people donāt do that anymore.
Aunt Carol
Clearly. Thatās why youāre all SINGLE!
Aunt Carol
And thatās why I have to do it for you.
Aunt Carol
Ugh. Do you like hockey players???
Aunt Carol
Do you want a boyfriend???
Aunt Carol
Then let me do my thing.
Mia
But the players are on the ice. How are you going to talk to them?
Aunt Carol
Leave that to me. Itās going to take more than a little bit of ice to stop me.
Mia
I donāt like the sound of that š
Aunt Carol
Letās see what we haveā¦Ooooooh, Hello, Dirty Number 30!
Aunt Carol
Youāre going to want this one to call you. Trust me.
Mia
Iām not sure if I can.
Aunt Carol
Stop being so dramatic. Iām just going to talk to him.
Aunt Carol
Ugh! I canāt talk to any of these guys! They keep skating by me no matter how loud I scream at them!
Aunt Carol
Yes, and they keep ignoring me!
Aunt Carol
I mean whatās more important? A stupid little puck or getting a girlfriend?
Mia
Well, they are playing hockeyā¦
Aunt Carol
The goalie doesnāt move much. Iāll stand behind him and tell him all about you.
Aunt Carol
You like goalies, right?
Aunt Carol
What is wrong with these guys?
Mia
Maybe you should wait until after the game?
Aunt Carol
I was just trying to talk to the Holy Moly Hottie Goalie and he yelled at me!
Mia
Heās probably trying to focus.
Aunt Carol
Thatās what HE said! But Iām not taking no for an answer.
Aunt Carol
You have GOT to see this guy. Iāll send you a picture!
Mia
Wait! Aunt Carol, I donāt think thatās a good idea.
A few minutes later, Mia receives a blurry picture of a pissed-off looking goalie as the light behind him flashes red.
Mia
Did he just get scored on because you were taking a picture?
Aunt Carol
Forget this guy. Heās a total jerk.
Mia
Maybe you should abandon your mission.
Aunt Carol
Donāt be rude, honey. You need all the help you can get.
Aunt Carol
Oooooh, Number 37-Iām-in-Heaven just hit a slap shot!
Aunt Carol
Iād slap that.
Aunt Carol
Donāt tell your uncle.
Mia
You can make anything sound perverted.
Aunt Carol
Oooooh, Dirty Number 30 just got put in the penalty box.
Aunt Carol
Nowās my chance to talk to him.
Mia
Iād tell you not to, butā¦ š³
Aunt Carol
These guys are the worst! He told me to puck off!
Aunt Carol
I donāt understand why you like hockey players so much! Theyāre so mean!
Mia
I think theyāre just trying to focus on the game.
Aunt Carol
Thatās stupid.
Aunt Carol
I found you a guy that youāll LOVE!
Aunt Carol
Heās hilarious! I gave him your number!
Mia
What?!? Why did you do that???
Aunt Carol
Relax, heās so funny!
Mia
Aunt Carol, I didnāt give you permission to hand out my number to a random hockey player!
Aunt Carol
Heās not a hockey player. Heās better!
Aunt Carol
Iāll send you a pic! š
Mia gets a picture of a dragon mascot waving at her.
Aunt Carol
Thatās Jacob.
Aunt Carol
Well, technically thatās Slappy the Dragon, but inside is Jacob.
Mia
You gave my number to the mascot?!?
Aunt Carol
Well, I wasnāt about to hand it out to any of the jerk hockey players!
Mia
I canāt believe this.
Aunt Carol
Youāre welcome š
Mia
I WASNāT THANKING YOU!!!
Aunt Carol
Thatās rude.
Mia gets a text from a number she doesnāt recognize.
Jacob
Hi! You must be Mia š
Mia
Iām sorry, thereās been a mistake. My aunt really shouldnāt have given you my number.
Jacob
Is it because I wear a cartoon dragonās head for a job?
Jacob
Always the mascot, never the hockey player š
Mia
No, itās not that. I just donāt go out with guys I donāt know.
Jacob
My favorite cereal is Lucky Charms.
Jacob
I tell people that my favorite show is Mad Men, but itās really Gilmore Girls.
Jacob
I like hockey, but I canāt skate very well so Iām the mascot instead.
Mia receives a picture of Jacob.
Heās smiling as he holds his dragon head under his arm and is really, REALLY cute.
Jacob
There. Now you know me š
Mia
I tell people my favorite cereal is Cheerios, but itās really Cookie Crisp.
Mia
My favorite show is Stranger Things.
Mia
I like hockey, but I hate the fighting.
Jacob
This is awkward, but I donāt think this is going to work out.
Jacob
I canāt be with someone who likes Cookie Crisp more than Lucky Charms.
Mia
Good, because I could never be with someone who doesnāt like eating a bowl full of cookies for breakfast.
Jacob
We should get together and have more cereal-based discussions.
Mia
Haha. Be careful what you wish forā¦I can talk about cereal for DAYSā¦
Jacob
I canāt wait to hear all about it š
Mia gets another text from her aunt.
Aunt Carol
Iāll get you a backup in case Hottie Mascottie doesnāt call.
Mia
Thatās okay, Aunt Carol. I donāt think I need another guy.
Aunt Carol
Oooooh, Number 29 looking fine!
Aunt Carol
Iām talking to him.
Aunt Carol
No matter what that annoying referee keeps saying.
Jacob
Are you aware that your aunt is climbing onto the ice???
Jacob
OMG! She just body-checked the referee into the boards.
Mia
Please note that I am nothing like my aunt.
Jacob
Too bad. I like a girl who can knock a full-grown man to the ground.
Mia
Whatās happening now?
Jacob
She grabbed onto number 29 and is trying to show him her phone.
Jacob
He doesnāt look too happy.
Mia
She is SO embarrassing.
Jacob
Now sheās getting kicked out. The whole arena is cheering.
Jacob
Oh, I dunnoā¦I for one am pretty glad she stormed the ice tonight.
Jacob
Yeah, now I get to ask you to go to tonightās NHL game with me.
Jacob
That is, when youāre done bailing your aunt out of jail.
Mia
How could I say no to that? š
Mia
Iād love to go with you.
Jacob
Iāll text you later with the details!
Aunt Carol
I didnāt like the vibe of that place so I left.
Aunt Carol
Yes. I walked out of my own accord.
Mia
Sure, Aunt Carol š¤£
Aunt Carol
Iāll try the baseball field next time. You like baseball players, right?
